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Shang Xu dusted off his clothes: "System, check Xia Yu's current favorability rating."

[Strategy System: Xia Yu's Affection Level 0]

Shang Xu narcissistically tossed a strand of hair, a slight smile playing on his lips: "Looks like I'm still pretty charming, huh? From a mere -250 to 0, and it's only been a week!"

"How much money is in those dozen or so cards of yours?"

Xu Jianian couldn't estimate the amount on those cards; he only admired Shang Xu for giving them away so readily.

If it were him, he would hesitate for a while. After all, he has a rival in love and he has to be wary of him. He can't just give away his wife so easily.

But it's all for the best, now Shangxu is truly broke!

Actually... I don't have a single penny.

He said it casually.

Xia Yu pulled herself out of the euphoria of suddenly becoming rich.

"What!?"

"You unfilial son, how dare you deceive your father?"

Shang Xu opened his mouth, but before he could beg for mercy, Xia Yu slapped him aside.

As he fell, a few drops of blood from the corner of his mouth splattered onto the flowers and plants.

The ghosts that were watching the show nearby were so frightened that they scurried away.

The ghost cried out in fear, "The tonic! My tombstone!"

A voice floated out from the tombstone next door: "Don't be nervous, he wasn't a good person anyway."

"Are you speaking human language?"

"No, I'm a ghost."

They haven't been able to watch the live stream late at night lately, but they never expected that they could still catch a glimpse of the scene while taking a nap at home.

“Oh my god!”

Xu Jianian was dumbfounded.

[Strategy System: Xia Yu's Favorability -50]

Shang Xu's head was buzzing: "I knew there was something fishy about the sudden drop to 0. It turns out that Xia Yu's feelings for someone are unpredictable."

The road to winning back his wife is long and arduous.

"I didn't lie to you, I was wrong."

Shang Xu didn't know exactly how much money was inside.

But they definitely have money, and quite a lot of it.

He had just stood up.

With a "whoosh," a card flew towards him.

Shang Xu dodged to the side, and then several more cards flew over with a "whoosh".

Xu Jianian lay on the ground with his hands covering his head. He dared not get up, for he might become Shang Xu's substitute ghost.

"I said, of all people to mess with, why did you have to mess with him?"

Xu Jianian: So scary ( ?? ﹏ ?? )

The noise stopped; all the cards had been thrown away.

The perfectly intact Shang Xu remained quite calm.

"Don't be angry."

"Call daddy."

"father."

"Oh, my dear son!!"

Xia Yu patted Shang Xu on the shoulder, looking satisfied.

Xu Jianian silently gave him a thumbs up.

One dares to speak, and the other dares to shout.

Shang Xu smiled helplessly.

The comments section is full of people saying that Shang Xu is flexible and adaptable, and will surely achieve great things in the future.

"At least now Xia Yu and I are father and son, such a close relationship. It's as if I'm her only family in this world, while you, Xu Jianian, are still an outsider!"

Shang Xu's series of fallacies successfully broke Xu Jianian's defenses.

"Is it too late for me to acknowledge him as my father?"

[Luo He: Brother Jianian, let's not worry about steamed buns, let's fight for our pride! Forget about acknowledging a father, just go for it! Seduce Xia Huahua, I'll help you with the betrothal gifts. Be bold and brave in pursuing your love, and if you succeed, you'll be Shang Shadiao's mother!]

[Pfft, Mom, hahaha, Xu Jianian can be a concubine, the main wife belongs to us fishermen!]

[Shen Yu was shocked: What do you mean, my only family member? Does this mean I, as your older brother, don't exist??]

The people in the observation room burst out laughing.

Su Nan sighed, "This relationship is a complete mess!"

Jiang Shuyi discovered for the first time that his good friend had a rather peculiar way of thinking.

"What...what are people saying in the comments?"

Xia Yu couldn't bear to watch.

...

After a day of experience, the eight people gathered again in the square where they had come to record before dawn to see Director Ma once more.

"Director Ma, is your gas turned off?"

"It looks like it's going to rain soon, you should hurry back and bring in the laundry!"

Shang Xu was the first to become sarcastic and unsettling.

Director Ma then feigned mystery: "Ahem, these are all minor issues. You, my dear guests, are the most important people."

"Can I leave work now?"

Xia Yu was concerned about this; she wanted to go home, put on a face mask, and get a good night's sleep.

"Don't rush, my dear guests, you've had a long day. Now I've prepared a relaxation activity for you."

Xia Yu's eyes lit up when she heard this: "What!? Are we going to a bar to have some fun and drink with some handsome guys?"

Shang Xu's body trembled: "!!?"

Everyone turned their incredulous gazes toward Xia Yu, who looked on with anticipation.

[This girl is too bold! Is she going to order eighteen? If that's the case, I'm a college student and I agree. Remember to share one with me, I'm not picky.]

[I'm so touched! Xia Yu is going to order 88 male models and share them with her fans. It moved me to tears. I'm such a shrewd businessman, from now on I'll only sell my extra-featured meals to college students.]

[Hahahaha, Yuyu, even though you're young and healthy, you still need to take good care of yourself!]

Xia Yu's eyes darted around, and she couldn't help but blurt out her most primal thoughts: "Ahem, no, I didn't say anything!"

Shang Xu raised his voice to distract Xia Yu: "Director Ma, what kind of hard labor have you prepared for us this time? Are you really treating us like oxen?"

"What the heck? Am I that kind of unreliable person?"

Everyone nodded in unison: "You are."

Director Ma finally stopped keeping you in suspense: "I've prepared a surprise escape room for you, so you can relax after all the tension you've been feeling these past few days."

Xu Jianian asked in surprise, "What!? An escape room?"

Duan Xiaotang rubbed her temples: "I'm going to hit someone later."

Xia Yu's eyes suddenly blinked: "Wow, that sounds great! Director, you're sure to make the arrangements!"

Director Ma assumed Xia Yu was on his side, and he was overjoyed: "Right? Right? Finally, someone understands me!"

next second.

Xia Yu's bright smile vanished instantly.

This poured cold water on Director Ma:

"I'm not playing, I'm not interested, I'm quitting recording!"

Three words, each a gem.

Shang Xu slowly said, "Director Ma, if you settle the remaining payment for our film fees first, we can go to the secret room to celebrate."

Everyone nodded in agreement: "Yes!"

Director Ma said shrewdly, "Oh ho, if I pay you the balance, I bet you'll all be packing up and running away. Who's going to come and film my variety show then!"

Xia Yu said firmly, "Who ran away? It certainly wasn't me!"

Shang Xu shook his head: "Anyway, it's not me!"

Li Yan burst out laughing: "It's even less likely to be me."

Their words carried a guilty conscience, as if their secret thoughts had been exposed.

Xu Jianian seemed a little distracted, lost in thought.

Seeing them pass the word down like a chain, until Mu Qing next to him shook her head and finished speaking, he suddenly blurted out, "That's right, it's me!"

Everyone: Huh? ? ?

Director Ma wondered why there was still an inconsistent answer. He looked in the direction of the sound and saw Xu Jianian looking blankly at him.

Xu Jianian didn't understand why they were all looking at him. He thought they wanted him to go first in the escape room, so he immediately waved his hands in a panic: "No, I can't go first, I'm afraid of the dark!"

Director Ma clapped his hands excitedly: "Very good! Xu Jianian will be your representative. It seems you are ready. Now let's move on to the secret room!"

"Wait, who agreed???"