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The room was dimly lit, and the walls were covered with old, mottled marks.

Eerie music played intermittently to enhance the atmosphere, creating a pervasive sense of dread.

"Who is it?! Don't push me!"

Xu Jianian inexplicably walked to the front, and when he turned around, he saw Fu Jingnian looking flustered.

He narrowed his eyes slightly: "You were the one who pushed me, kid?"

Fu Jingnian said seriously, "No, how could that be?"

Xu Jianian held up one finger, angrily saying, "Let me tell you, even a rabbit will bite when cornered. If you piss me off, I might hit you!"

Fu Jingnian scoffed: "Did you forget to say, 'A cornered dog will jump over the wall'?"

"Yes, yes, I'm talking about you!"

Xu Jianian's main feature is reading and then randomly replying.

At this time.

Shang Xu walked over with a candle in his hand; he moved very quickly.

Like a drift, the shadow flickered on the wall like a ghost, scaring the two big men so much that they clung to each other tightly.

Xu Jianian and Fu Jingnian's voices echoed throughout the secret room: "Ahhh!!"

The two of them didn't move at all; they just stood there, hugging each other and screaming.

It broke the hearts of the viewers in the live stream.

【Ahhh, my Jia Nian, how did she end up hugging Strong? That's not clean anymore, ptooey ptooey, wash it with saliva and it'll be fine again, help me up, may our double swords bring you good fortune every year and we can still have sex】

[Xu Jianian is genuinely afraid of the dark. He said in a previous interview that he doesn't dare to turn off the lights when he sleeps at night, and paparazzi have also photographed him leaving the lights on all night when he gets home.]

[For the first time, I've had such a damn thought: I want to possess Fu Jingnian's soul.]

While Luo He was still drinking whiskey with one hand in front of the screen, in the blink of an eye, Xu Jianian and Fu Jingnian were embracing each other so tenderly and tightly.

Luo He spat out a mouthful of wine: "The sky has fallen!"

Chen Shao laughed so hard he almost died: "This... how should I put this? Fu Jingnian is so lucky?"

Luo He burst into tears, letting his body slide onto the sofa: "I hadn't even hugged him yet, and that Fu Jingnian hugged him!"

Chen Shao didn't know how to comfort him, so he scratched his head and said, "How about we tie him up after Fu Jingnian finishes recording, and Brother Luo, you can hug him, just like you've hugged Xu Jianian!"

Luo He's crying stopped abruptly. He looked at Chen Shao and asked, "Do you think your idea is great, wonderful, and brilliant?"

Chen Shao looked as if his skull had been opened, revealing a clear yet foolish gaze: "Actually, it's nothing. Since you think so, Brother Luo, the idea I just casually mentioned seems quite feasible after your praise. I, Chen Shao, am truly a genius!"

His smug smile lasted only two seconds before he received a sharp tap on the head.

Luo He threw a cushion at him: "Get out, get out of here!"

Chen Shao was not angry; instead, he clasped his hands in a gesture of respect.

As he stepped back, he said to Luo He, "Your subject takes his leave."

"This retreat will last a lifetime!"

Luo He: ? ? ?

"Looks like I didn't hit hard enough, huh?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Shao scurried away and disappeared.

The young men playing cards outside were taken aback: "What was that commotion just now?"

The person opposite him drew a card and shook his head: "I don't know, I guess Brother Luo and the others are watching a palace drama!"

...

Shang Xu asked, puzzled, "What's all the fuss about?"

He shone the candlelight into the secret room and immediately saw that the rusty iron door was covered with a dense array of padlocks.

Xu Jianian's highly tense nerves suddenly relaxed: "No, how do you walk? You walk like a ghost."

He was so frightened that he lost all temper and instead stared at Fu Jingnian.

Both of them felt that they had been tainted by bad luck after hugging each other.

Xia Yu's flashlight beam shone in: "No, this has only just begun. We haven't encountered anything yet, so why are you so scared?"

Shen Youyou scoffed, "It seems some people are no longer reliable."

As soon as she finished speaking, she thought Xu Jianian was going to come over and argue with her, and she suddenly became agitated.

Shen Youyou's inner monologue: Sure enough, the more you try to please him, the more arrogant he becomes. So Xu Jianian really falls for this!

The carefully crafted smile on her face crumbled as Xu Jianian walked past her expressionlessly.

The boy approached Xia Yu, his voice urgent: "Hua Hua, let me explain. Actually, I'm very brave. That was the loudest Fu Jingnian shouted just now; it almost ruptured my eardrums!"

His tone was like he was accusing someone, and his expression was so aggrieved that it sounded like he was telling the truth.

Fu Jingnian, still hearing the echoes in his ears, looked speechlessly at Xu Jianian, who was constantly shifting the blame.

[Xu Da-wan is such a drama queen! Didn't the director hand him a script later? It would be best if he partnered with Xia Yu. Now, the CP fans of "Nian Nian You Yu" are second only to "Bing Tang Xue Li". Waaaa, that wrinkled little face of his is so pitiful.]

[Please, the number of fans of the Shangxia CP far surpasses that of Nian Nian You Yu, okay? Hahaha, our Yu Jie is a straight woman and doesn't fall for Xu Jianian's stuff at all.]

[That's because the annual harvest of fish was partially taken away by the combined power of the two swords. Okay, stop whining, let's all three pairs clash together.]

Mu Qing pointed at the door and asked in surprise, "Why are there so many locks?"

Duan Xiaotang went up to take a look: "I've seen debt collectors before, but this is the first time I've seen someone trying to kill me."

Li Yan, who was behind her, turned around and gave a thumbs up to the camera: "Shang Lai, you're really great."

now.

In the main live broadcast room, Director Ma and Luo Wei were each lying on a deck chair, comfortably holding half a watermelon.

Seeing so many locks, Lowe glanced sideways at Director Ma and said, "Shang Lai, why are there so many locks? Is this a lethal dose? I have to criticize you for this."

Director Ma scooped up a spoonful of watermelon: "You don't know them. Some of these people are quite shrewd."

As soon as he finished speaking, the two looked back at the live stream.

Lowe exclaimed, "Frog Fun, you were absolutely right!"

Led by Shang Xu, Xia Yu and his team unlocked the locks quickly.

Almost every second, a padlock would fall to the ground.

It made a clanging sound.

Mu Qing took off her thin hair clip and began to unlock her hair as well.

"Sister Muqing, that's great! You can do it too?"

Xia Yu praised.

"I'm just not very skilled at it yet."

It took Mu Qing a lot of effort to open one of the locks.

Duan Xiaotang took the hair clip casually: "I can do it, I'll do it."

Mu Qing recalled, "Sister Xiaotang, I've seen you act in 'The Master Thief,' but I never expected to see the movie again in real life."

Duan Xiaotang moved quickly, no less than Xia Yu and the others: "Hahaha."

Seeing that the entrance couldn't accommodate so many people, Li Yan instructed, "Actually, I also know these little skills. You can take over when you're tired."

Lowe nudged Director Ma: "You still underestimate them. They all know a thing or two."

He glanced at the time and estimated, "In less than two minutes, at this speed, they can take out all two hundred locks you arranged."

Director Ma smiled mysteriously: "Of course I have a backup plan, just to make my fans of the dating reality show happy."

...

"Clang, clang."

The sound of the lock clicking shut was constant, and after a while, I actually found it somewhat relaxing.

Xu Jianian, with her heightened senses, asked, "Hmm? What was that sound?"

Listen carefully.

The faint sound of chainsaws could be heard coming from the passageway they had entered through.