The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

A day flies by, night falls, and the city lights come on.

The dazzling lights illuminated the entire city, making it look like a dream. Cars streamed along the streets, their headlights forming a flowing river of light.

As Xia Yu waited at a red light on her beloved electric scooter, a neon sign next to her was playing her video.

Wow, I'm famous!

Xia Yu happily took out another phone and took a picture with herself on the big screen.

"Ding dong."

"You have a new order."

She glanced at the delivery address and realized it was a cemetery.

Xia Yu:∑(??д??lll)

Even the name of the tombstone is clearly written.

"Holy crap, this is outrageous!"

"Was this ordered by a living person or by someone else?"

Xia Yu delivered the fried chicken with a mix of trepidation and excitement.

The cemetery is so remote, yet people are willing to spend 200 yuan to eat this fried chicken.

"Family members, let's share some positive energy, I'm scared!"

Brave Yuyu is not afraid of difficulties and takes responsibility for everything herself.

[Maybe it really was someone below who ordered the fried chicken. Haven't strange things been happening a lot late at night in the dating show's live stream lately? Our charming ancestors are also watching the dating show, so maybe the person who placed the order was a Xia Yu fan.]

[What if he's a hater of Xia Yu? Positive energy, positive energy, positive energy, Sister Yu, this is all we can do for you. I just remembered I haven't hung my clothes out to dry, I'll go back out for a bit.]

Upon arriving at the cemetery, it was pitch black all around, so dark you couldn't see your hand in front of your face.

Relying solely on the light from Xia Yu's mobile phone flashlight, her faint light shone like a tiny flame that could be easily extinguished in the darkness.

Following the detailed address, Xia Yu looked back every few steps before finally finding the tombstone.

"Brother, remember to give me a five-star review!"

Xia Yu put down the fried chicken and didn't forget to say goodbye before leaving.

She hadn't walked far after turning around when she heard some rustling sounds around her.

At night, a person's five senses are amplified countless times, becoming even more sensitive than during the day.

Xia Yu's big eyes darted around, and her ears twitched as she heard footsteps approaching.

[I hope there's nothing unclean about it. Positive energy, positive energy! Our ancestors shouldn't have made Xia Yu so beautiful and interesting!]

【I heard footsteps too, Xia Yu, run!】

[Don't run! We suggest striking first, go crazy and scare them away!]

Xia Yu originally wanted to pretend she hadn't heard and continue walking forward, but her stiff legs just wouldn't move.

Because not only was there movement behind us, but something was also approaching from the unseen darkness ahead.

The slow, tortoise-like sound drew ever closer, tormenting one's nerves.

In just a moment, Xia Yu's mind raced, and she thought of many things.

She finally remembered what she used to do, and now she'd actually fallen to the level of a coward. After the romance novel ended and she got rid of that damn system, how could she possibly have the face to go back to the metaphysics circle?

That's incredibly embarrassing.

"Cough cough."

She coughed twice, and the nervous look in her eyes was replaced by disdain.

The live stream camera was pointed forward, so viewers couldn't see Xia Yu's expression clearly. They assumed the girl was trembling with fear and too afraid to speak, only able to cover up her nervousness with coughs.

The word "fear" filled the screen of the live stream.

Xia Yu waited quietly until the person behind her approached first.

"Xia, Yu ah~".

The man let out a sound so aged it sounded like he had a century-old phlegm stuck in his throat.

His cold hand landed on the girl's shoulder.

"Go to hell! Of all people to mess with, you had to mess with your dad!"

Xia Yu grabbed the man's hand forcefully, pulled him over, and kicked him hard.

Just then, the commotion ahead began, and the flashlight beam illuminated a tall, thin boy.

The person who was kicked knocked him down.

A clump of golden hair can be seen in a fleeting shot.

"Oh my god!"

The two people, who were dizzy from the collision, let out a gasp of surprise.

The voice was as melodious as a clear spring; it wasn't some demon or monster.

Fans were the first to recognize their idol.

[Isn't that Shang Xu and Xu Jianian?]

[What male ghost? The voices sound like two handsome men. If you insist they're Shang Xu and Xu Jianian, then I've done the math, and they've really messed up this time; their time is up!]

[Damn it, of all people to mess with, we had to mess with Sister Yu. My suggestion is to book the bed with the best internet speed right now. You ask me who I'm on, Shang Xu or Xu Jianian? I'm on Li Yan's side, because Li Yan has nothing to do with this.]

Netizens started spouting nonsense in the live chat.

"So, you dare to play a trick on me!?"

Xia Yu rolled up his sleeves, and the sound of him stretching his muscles made a "crack" sound.

Shang Xu and Xu Jianian both felt a chill on their necks.

"It wasn't me! It wasn't me! It was Shang Xu's idea!"

"Long live Your Majesty! Long live Your Majesty! Spare my life! I deserve to die, but it was all this treacherous minister's idea. I am powerless and was threatened!"

Xu Jianian reacted quickly; he put on a look of extreme grief, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed to admit his mistake.

Stunned by the kick, Shang Xu looked on in shock: "??"

Xu Jianian just knelt down so naturally?

The flashlight beam was so bright that Shang Xu couldn't open his eyes. He could only hear Xu Jianian babbling on and on, crying and kneeling, trying to shift all the blame onto him.

Xu Jianian, who had been burying his head, wiped away non-existent tears. He blinked at Shang Xu, who was speechless and glared at by his anger.

Xu Jianian: Bro, my acting is pretty good, right? I went all out, didn't I?

Shang Xu remained silent.

"Shang Xu, are you tired of living?"

Xia Yu glared at them, and a look of panic appeared on Shang Xu's otherwise flawless face.

"Um...this..."

As Xia Yu drew near, Shang Xu's Einstein-like mind raced.

Xia Yu grabbed Shang Xu's collar; she had been genuinely frightened.

Shang Xu was startled. He took out a black card from his bag and handed it to Xia Yu with both hands, his attitude sincere: "I was wrong."

Before Xia Yu could hit her, he pulled out another gold card.

"What do you mean?"

Xia Yu suddenly realized that she wasn't so angry after all.

To everyone's surprise, he pulled out more than a dozen cards from his small pocket.

Xia Yu was completely stunned; she had never seen anything like this before.

Viewers in Shang Xu's live stream saw Xia Yu's eyes, which were burning with anger, gradually calm down, like a small animal being soothed, and even a hint of a smile appeared at the end.

[Wait, is this Doraemon's pocket? He has so many bank cards hidden in his pocket?!]

[Look, Xu Jianian is dumbfounded! He never expected this guy to have such financial power. At this moment, his eyes are seven parts shocked and three parts panicked as he thinks about how to deal with the situation.]

Xu Jianian asked in surprise, "No, brother, aren't you very poor?"

Relieved to have escaped unscathed, Shang Xu looked smugly at Xu Jianian and said, "When did I ever say I was poor?"

Xu Jianian raised an eyelid and yelled, "You bastard!"