The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli
Chapter 47 Thinking about my vast assets
Xu Jianian single-handedly boosted sales in two live-streaming rooms.
When he returned to the bee farm in a disheveled state, Mu Qing saw his injured appearance and suddenly stood up in distress.
"Jianian, what happened to this?"
Mu Qing disregarded the live stream and ran up to check on the situation with a worried expression.
"It's alright, the medicine has already been applied. Thank you for your hard work in guarding the house and selling honey!"
A faint smile appeared on Xu Jianian's miserable face as he comforted Mu Qing.
Mu Qing said proudly, "I've already sold 20,000 orders!"
The girl looked at Xu Jianian with expectant, sparkling eyes, like a child waiting to be praised for doing a good deed.
Xu Jianian clapped excitedly: "Sister Mu Qing, you're amazing!"
He was somewhat surprised, as 20,000 orders was indeed a lot, especially since he had just passed by Shen Fu's live stream.
No matter how hard Fu Jingnian tried, they only sold a little over a thousand orders of eggs.
The viewers in the live stream were quite mischievous; they came specifically to join in the fun and just enjoyed watching them work hard.
Shen Fu's live stream.
"Family members, these are genuine free-range eggs from Lanxi Ancient Town, produced by local farmers, with an authentic taste..."
Fu Jingnian peeked at the words he had searched online, speaking haltingly.
He held an egg in his hand and tried his best to show it to the viewers in the live broadcast room.
【Comment Area】
Give me a bowl of crab meat: Go away, we want to see Youyou.
Do you want stir-fried green beans? Yeah, what's it to you? Let Youyou speak. We only bought it because Youyou recommended it!
I heard that if your name is long, some idiots will try to read it too: The three live streams next door are all selling out, but this one is doing okay in terms of popularity, it's just not selling well. If you're bad at the game, you need to practice more!
Sexy Big Cockroach: Everyone says the customer is God, so after placing an order, can I have a meal with a live streamer offline?
Invisible Chicken Wings: Boiled eggs, will eating these eggs turn me into my male god, Piggy Hero?
Fu Jingnian was annoyed by the screen full of annoying comments and the fact that his goods were not selling.
He pinned his hopes on Shen Youyou, who was standing next to him: "Youyou, your fans miss you a lot, why don't you tell them about it?"
"good…."
Shen Youyou occupies most of the screen.
She didn't take the eggs Fu Jingnian offered, but instead tidied her hair, then smiled sweetly and said in a gentle voice, "My dear fans, we're doing a charity live stream to help farmers..."
Sitting to the side, with only half of his body showing, Fu Jingnian looked at Shen Youyou and liked her more and more, his lips curving into a smile.
[Observation Room]
Lele rested her chin on her hand, as if watching a show: "Fu Jingnian has clearly liked Shen Youyou from the very beginning."
Su Nan scoffed and replied, "You don't need to observe specifically to know. You can tell from all sorts of little details that Shen Youyou doesn't like Fu Jingnian. She doesn't even give him the time of day."
Su Nan expressed herself very tactfully, but Luo Wei, standing to the side, slammed his hand on the table and bluntly said, "To put it bluntly, he's just a simp!"
After hearing this, Jiang Shuyi scratched his ear sheepishly. He was too embarrassed to admit that he and Fu Jingnian had once been sworn brothers.
Luo Wei took a sip of Longjing tea, rubbing the delicately patterned teacup with his fingertips, and said, "However, Shen Youyou doesn't care about Fu Jingnian at all. Although she thinks that way, she's very good at raising fish."
Everyone else was ashamed, and only Lowe dared to say it so bluntly without being criticized.
With Shen Youyou's explanation, the sales of eggs in Shen Fu's live broadcast room began to slowly climb.
"Giggle giggle..."
A large rooster took flight, leaped over the railing, and landed directly in Shen Youyou's arms.
Shen Youyou was shocked: "Damn it!"
Fu Jingnian reached out to grab the object that was being pecked, making him grimace.
Shen Youyou saw that her white dress was stained, so she kicked the rooster away like a football.
Fu Jingnian was completely bewildered:
Is this still the delicate and fragile Youyou I remember, the one that even ants wouldn't dare step on?
……
In Shangxia's live stream room.
Smoke swirled beneath a jujube tree in front of the garment factory, while the lake beside it shimmered with light.
When viewers in other live streams came to watch the spectacle, they discovered that the two weren't properly selling down jackets; they were actually grilling barbecue.
【Comment Area】
Shang Xu's Dog: Please, I want to buy a down jacket! You two shouldn't just stay here and retire, okay? Go and buy some down jackets!
Northeast Escapee Grilled Cold Noodles: What's going on? I just came from the live stream where they're practicing diligently. Why aren't these two clowns selling anything? Other live streams are all enthusiastically promoting their products, but wow, they're leisurely grilling barbecue.
"Among all the monkeys on the mountain, my butt is the reddest: I just went to do laundry, how come in such a short time, where did the roast chicken in the live stream come from? It looks so delicious, I want to eat it (?ˉ??ˉ??)"
Shang Xu perfectly took over the task of grilling, patiently watching the heat.
In contrast, Xia Yu was lying leisurely on a deck chair.
His face screamed "lazy and gluttonous."
She would occasionally glance at the live stream comments and respond.
Where did this roast chicken come from?
"What a gift from nature!"
Xia Yu's stomach rumbled as she listened to the sizzling sound of oil.
She and Shang Xu were playing PUBG, but after three rounds they hadn't won and were getting so angry they were about to curse, when a rooster suddenly flew in from nowhere and lay down right in front of them.
The two looked at each other.
She revealed a wicked smile, like a gardenia, and then moved swiftly.
Heat oil in a pan.
Rooster: So? I'm part of your play?
Are you still selling down jackets?
"Sell it, of course I'll sell it."
Netizen: Link here!!!
"We can't go, it depends on our mood."
"If I'm in a good mood and want to sell, I'll sell."
Xia Yu ate her ice cream with a smug smile.
That's why these mischievous netizens didn't sell it at the time.
Now it's time to make them worry.
Netizen: Tonics, oh tonics!!!
"Hey, you two aren't working properly to sell the goods, are you just slacking off here?!"
Director Ma followed the scent and came over; he was short in stature.
He was wearing a slipper on his left foot and an elderly-style foot brace on his right, which made his shoulders appear uneven.
Xia Yu couldn't help but laugh when she saw him like this.
"Hahahaha, goose goose goose goose..."
"What are you laughing laughing?"
Director Ma rolled up his sleeves, intending to teach these two a lesson and establish his authority.
Just as he was about to spout a hundred thousand words, a hot chicken leg blocked his wide-open mouth.
"What the hell?"
He paused for a moment, then began to chew.
As he swallowed it, his eyes suddenly lit up: "It's actually quite delicious!"
Shang Xu wrapped another chicken leg in tin foil and handed it to Xia Yu.
Xia Yu raised one eye: "Why are you so good to me?"
She sniffed the air, trying to see if there was any conspiracy.
"It's enough that you know I'm good to you."
Shang Xu smiled helplessly.
After thinking it over, Xia Yu realized that the two of them didn't have any deep-seated hatred; they just didn't get along because of professional conflicts.
Xia Yu drew out the words and guessed:
"Could it be that you...?"
Shang Xu felt a slight jolt in his heart.
Has it been discovered?
"Could it be that you're after my millions in assets?!"
Xia Yu clapped her hands, as if she had discovered something extraordinary.
Shang Xu sighed, "Whatever you say goes."
He just said it.
What correct answer could Xia Yu possibly come up with with his wildly imaginative mind?
"Wow, this is incredible!"
She silently returned the chicken leg.
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