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"Alright, you two!"

"You're actually slacking off here? How many down jackets have you sold yet?!"

Director Ma thought to himself, "I can't possibly bribe him with a little bit of benefit."

dream!

A fragrant chicken wing was handed to Director Ma.

He was almost intoxicated by the fragrance, but luckily reason prevailed.

"You want just one chicken wing..."

A crispy, roasted chicken breast was then placed in front of him.

"Ahem, this is a one-time exception!"

When Director Ma took the chicken breast, he didn't forget to take back the chicken wing he had just refused.

"We've sold 3,000 down jackets."

"Only three thousand orders? You still have the nerve to say that?"

Director Ma has finally met someone even more shameless than him.

"People who sell rock sugar pear soup and practice diligently have already placed tens of thousands of orders!"

He wanted to motivate them both.

Shang Xu casually uttered a single word: "Oh."

Xia Yu rested one hand behind her head, looking calm and collected: "We'll just fish them out for a while. They'll buy it once they get on the bus."

Netizen: Oh, I see.

We realized they were playing us.

I won't buy it later, I absolutely won't buy it.

The barrage of comments erupted once again, a veritable spectacle of "I'm not buying."

Director Ma covered his face.

He whispered to Xia Yu, "I feel so sorry for you. You were live-streaming, why did you have to blurt out your little secret?"

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All I can see is you: Director Ma, we feel sorry for you, you're doing a live stream, and you're still wearing a microphone around your neck, what are you whispering about?

Elegant wine glass: Goodness, Xia Yu seems to be treating us like outsiders, actually trying to play us for a fool, but at the same time, she doesn't seem to be treating us like outsiders at all, letting us know all her little schemes.

Northeastern escaped grilled cold noodles: Are the three gluttonous musketeers without Xu Dawan?

Do you want to eat stir-fried green beans? See? Xia Yu is just like those stupid and vicious female supporting characters in TV dramas. Our Youyou is so gentle and kind. She would never do such petty things.

Xia Yu is 1: The person upstairs, get out of here. This is the live stream room of Shang Xia CP. What are you, an 82-year-old green tea b*tch, trying to find a sense of existence here?

Viewers in the live stream agreed to say they wouldn't buy their down jackets later.

In the video, the three of them patted their round bellies in unison after they had eaten and drunk their fill.

Shang Xu and Xia Yu both had flat stomachs, making Director Ma's beer belly stand out starkly in comparison.

Director Ma sighed sadly: "Back in the day, I was quite the handsome young man."

"Now it's time to put on the down jackets."

Xia Yu brought the stand that was placed far away closer.

A new wave of rebellion has begun in the comments section, with everyone saying they won't buy it.

Shangxu put the link in the bottom right corner of the shop window, and as soon as people got on board, a bunch of loyal fans snapped it up.

Those who said they wouldn't buy it were stunned when they took a closer look.

The down jacket costs 9.9 yuan.

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Elegant stemmed glass: Oh my god, am I seeing things? Is there a bug or is the order of purchase wrong? Only 9.9 yuan for one piece?

Northeastern escaped cold noodles: Brothers and sisters, there's a conspiracy! How could it only be 9.9 yuan? They're probably trying to trick us into going in to kill us!

My peripheral vision is all you: It really is only 9.9 yuan! What's going on? Yu Yu, are you guys mistaken? Quickly download the link and stop the loss!

True fans flooded the screen with comments, all asking for the link.

Xia Yu's smile carried three parts nonchalance and seven parts disdain. She said slowly, "You read that right, welcome to Shangxia Million Subsidy."

"Down jackets are only 9.9 yuan, first come, first served."

As soon as these words were spoken, the live stream chat went wild.

Director Ma, who was picking at his teeth, was stunned when he heard this.

"What the hell?"

"What kind of trouble are you two up to now?"

Upon closer inspection, Director Ma realized they were indeed selling down jackets for 9.9 yuan.

Shang Xu patted Director Ma and promised, "Don't worry, with our subsidies, the garment factory won't lose money."

Director Ma looked at Shang Xu in astonishment: "You...you two are truly heartless and insane!"

Shang Xu raised an eyebrow: "Thank you for the compliment!"

"Wait, what are you two doing all this for?"

Director Ma couldn't understand it.

Shang Xu: "Fun, love to play".

Xia Yu: "Too much money, spoiling fans."

As she spoke, Xia Yu sent out another million-yuan lucky bag in the live stream.

"This woman hasn't been drinking, has she?"

While puzzled, Director Ma secretly opened his phone and entered the live stream to grab a down jacket and a lucky bag.

Honey's live stream room easily achieved KIP (Knowledge, Persistence, and Benefits).

Xu Jianian lay on a hanging chair, elegantly eating spicy strips.

What's going on in Huahua's live stream?

He was watching the live stream with his other hand and saw them playing with down jackets that cost 9.9 yuan.

Mu Qing looked at them on the screen with envy: "Shang Xu and Xia Yu are quite a good match. You see, Shang Xu will accompany Xia Yu no matter what she wants to do."

"match?"

Xu Jianian reacted strongly and stood up.

Mu Qing was startled by his actions.

She asked timidly, "What's wrong?"

The gloom in the boy's eyes vanished in an instant: "It's nothing."

"We've completed our mission. Let's go check on them when we have time."

Mu Qing gazed at the boy's slender back and fell into a brief moment of contemplation.

[Observation Room]

"Are you guys secretly hoarding down jackets too?"

Su Nan, who had already managed to snag a down jacket, slowly looked up.

He looked to his left and saw that Sister Lele and Jiang Shuyi were doing the same thing.

They put their phones under the table and frantically tapped the screen to grab things.

Look at Lo Wei on the right, the great director calmly savoring the freshly brewed Da Hong Pao tea.

"Yay!"

Jiang Shuyi, who had just snatched the down jacket, clenched her fist in excitement and accidentally knocked the tissue box on the table to the ground.

He bent down to pick it up.

But then I saw a foot deftly operating the thumb to tap the phone.

Jiang Shuyi: Σ(????)?

Jiang Shuyi blinked hard, thinking she was seeing things.

Upon closer inspection, it was clear that someone had indeed placed their phone on the ground, and the screen displayed Shangxia's live stream.

Jiang Shuyi: Frog Fun, who is this?

So secretive!

There were only four people at the table, and you could tell which big shot they were just by looking at their flip-flops, which were the same style as Director Ma's.

He deliberately lurked there to see if Lowe had managed to snag the 9.9 yuan down jacket.

"Jiang, what's wrong? Are you stuck there?"

Su Nan patted his back.

"what?"

"No."

Jiang Shuyi was just about to withdraw.

As soon as I moved, a sharp pain shot through my neck and head.

It's really stuck!?

"Frog fun?"

"Help...my life!"

Jiang Shuyi also felt as if he was about to die.

"It's really stuck?"

Su Nan quickly came over to help.

"Oh my god, call 120!"

Sister Lele quickly took out her phone.

"no, I'm fine!"

Jiang Shuyi is afraid of trouble, and even more afraid of trending on social media.

Lowe calmly glanced over: "Push your butt back in the chair."

Jiang Shuyi obediently did as instructed, and fortunately the chair had wheels, which allowed his body to gradually gain space.

"Phew, I was scared to death."

"It scared us to death."

...

Sunset.

The four live streams concluded successfully, and everyone returned to the original courtyard for a meal together.

"Let's congratulate Qin Jia for becoming this year's top sales performer."

Director Ma cheered, then draped two bunches of wildflowers he'd gathered from who-knows-where over his arm, woven them into wreaths, and placed them on Mu Qing and Xu Jianian's heads.

Mu Qing felt a little shy under the intense gazes of the crowd.

Xu Jianian stood high on the chair, looking like a king of the mountain, and exclaimed narcissistically, "I am really too excellent."

Seeing his genius-like face stung and turned into a mess, Shang Xu had no choice but to applaud.