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"Help me, Shang Xu!"

Xu Jianian hurried towards Shangxu.

Shang Xu was caught off guard and was pulled into his arms.

Order of commerce: ……

"Buzzing..."

A dense swarm of bees relentlessly pursued them.

In a moment of desperation, Shang Xu grabbed a down jacket and waved it at the swarm of bees.

Netizens were horrified.

After all, one handsome guy had already been harmed, and they didn't want to see another one get into trouble.

Then a magical attack erupted in the comments section, with the entire screen filled with the message: "Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!!"

As Shang Xu swung his arms, his down jacket slipped and flew out of his hand.

Director Ma was taking a leisurely stroll outside, holding a tripod while livestreaming to capitalize on the popularity of his dating reality show.

"What? Who asked that in the comments? What do you mean, can people ship me and Lovi? Are you kidding me? Unless a free lunch falls from the sky!"

Suddenly a down jacket was placed over his head.

Director Ma: "Why is it dark?"

Netizen: Although no pie fell from the sky, the fact that I received a brand new down jacket and fought a swarm of bees is another kind of pie, isn't it?

Lowe, standing in the observation room, crossed his arms and said, "I don't know this guy well, and I refuse to ride on his coattails."

inside.

"hiss."

Xia Yu felt a sharp pain in her neck, and she reached out and pinched a bee.

what?

Dare to sting me?

Don't you know who I am?

Xia Yu was furious and glared at the swarm of bees that were still dealing with Shang Xu.

The swarm of bees was overwhelmed by this sudden, mysterious force and scattered into small groups, with only a few remaining, like headless flies, unable to find their way.

"This down jacket is so powerful, it chased away these unreasonable guys?" Xu Jianian was completely confused.

Only Shang Xu glanced at Xia Yu, puzzled, while Xia Yu wore an expression that said, "It's none of my business."

Xu Jianian wiped her sweat, on the verge of tears: "Damn it, not only did I fail to sell any honey, but I almost got disfigured!"

"Tsk tsk, that's terrible, really terrible," Xia Yu said sympathetically.

"Waaah, Xia Huahua, hug me." Xu Jianian cried as she tried to burrow into Xia Yu's arms.

Xia Yu: !!!

When Xu Jianian fell into Xia Yu's arms, she felt that Xia Yu's body was very strong and she felt very safe.

He subconsciously rubbed his uninjured cheek against the warm surface.

"Have you hugged enough?" came the male voice from above, tinged with a hint of helplessness.

"What?" Xu Jianian stood up, looking completely bewildered.

Upon seeing Shang Xu's handsome face, he looked disappointed: "What, it's you?"

Shang Xu gave him a disdainful look: "Big Shot Xu, you'd better go back and apply the medicine!"

"Tch." Xu Jianian glanced back at him with disdain.

As he was about to leave, he caught a glimpse of Xia Yu out of the corner of his eye, and his heart instantly lit up with joy: "Hua Hua."

He walked toward Xia Yu excitedly, and Xia Yu handed him a down jacket, smiling and saying, "Buy a down jacket, please."

"Buy it!" Xu Jianian snapped her fingers excitedly.

The next second he wilted like a flower: "I can't afford it, I don't have enough funds."

I can't possibly spend Mu Qing's money.

Xu Jianian suddenly perked up, very excited: "But I'm extremely career-minded, I'll go back and sell honey to support you!"

Shang Xu sneered and said sarcastically, "He's just making empty promises."

Xia Yu shrugged: "Bye-bye, turn left when you go out, don't bother seeing me out."

【Comment Area】

Luo He: Xu Jianian's number one fanboy has arrived! Since Brother Jianian can't buy it, I'm here to contribute as part of the carnival! (?ˉ??ˉ??)

User "Luo He" placed an order via link 99+

"No, buddy, you don't need to buy so much!"

Xia Yu reached out to stop him; Luo He was moving so fast he seemed intent on taking over the entire factory.

Those netizens who had just been stubbornly refusing to buy the product started to panic.

[Frog Fun, Frog Fun, I said I wouldn't buy it, but I didn't really mean it. Brother Luo, please have mercy and save one for me!]

【Ahhhhh, please don't buy it! Save one for me, please! I'm a primary school student, I need a down jacket more!】

Luckily, I just secretly bought one. You stubborn folks can keep trying to snatch it from me, hehe.

The order limit imposed by the Shangxu operating system saved the lives of stubborn netizens.

They discovered the link had been taken down when they were about to shop.

……

When Xu Jianian passed by the live stream room of Bing Tang Xue Li, his appearance startled the two of them.

"Hey, Jianian, did you have a really sharp tongue? Did someone beat you up?" Li Yan went up to him to check on him.

"Who made you real?" Duan Xiaotang's expression froze, and she put down the sneakers in her hand.

"Cough cough, those damn bees." Xu Jianian still had lingering trauma from surviving the ordeal.

"Where is Mu Qing?" Duan Xiaotang asked, searching for Mu Qing.

"Sister Muqing, she's perfectly fine, nothing's wrong." He gave a thumbs up.

"Why did the bee sting you?" Li Yan asked curiously.

"because…."

Viewers who had rushed in from the honey livestream began to recount what had just happened.

Xu Jianian stood on a dilapidated beehive and gave a military lecture: "I am Xu Jianian, your eldest brother. As long as I sell the honey, I will have money to feed you all well and make you plump and healthy, and let you eat and drink well, understand?"

"Buzzing..."

The bees lined up neatly in the air, as if they could understand what Xu Jianian was babbling about. They flew up and down for a while, as if nodding in response.

"Come on, let's give the big brothers in the live stream a synchronized girl group dance... a synchronized bee dance!"

As she spoke, Xu Jianian played a super rhythmic piece of music.

The swarm of bees began to move up and down, left and right, much like butterflies fluttering in the air.

Watching Xu Jianian's actions, Mu Qing secretly exclaimed, "Amazing!"

Several bees also circled around her, playing with her.

"You dare to slack off!"

Xu Jianian caught a bee that was slacking off and put his finger in front of it.

The bee was clearly startled and, in its haste, bit Xu Jianian.

"Ouch, that hurts!" Xu Jianian cried out, her eyes wide with pain.

"How dare you bite me? What do you mean? Believe me or not, I'll eat a whole string of honey-fried bees in one bite, crunchy and delicious!"

Xu Jianian began to lecture him, cursing and swearing.

This angered the bees, who swarmed after them and chased after them.

Xu Jianian sighed, "That's just how it is."

"Hmph, I'll take a sack and fill it with them tonight, and have a bee feast." Xu Jianian had just started bragging when he suddenly felt a sharp pain at the corner of his mouth.

"There's a bee on your mouth!" Li Yan slapped him.

"Snap—".

The bee ran away, but Xu Jianian got a solid slap in the face.

Duan Xiaotang frowned: "What, bees?"

The three heard a buzzing sound, turned around, and saw the swarm of bees right behind them.

"Ah ah ah ah."

The three screamed and ran away.

"Why again, Mr. Bee, please let me go!" Xu Jianian cried bitterly.

What's worse, he discovered that Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang ran incredibly fast, like they were flying, and even his long legs couldn't keep up with their speed.

"What's going on?" Even Duan Xiaotang, who usually has average physical strength, noticed that something was different.

After running around for a while, Rock Sugar Pear reappeared in the live stream.

"I have to say, these two foot strength products are so nice. There is no pressure at all when running, and they even speed up the pace."

Li Yan touched the shoes carefully.

Netizens: Buy, buy, buy!

Netizens are placing orders like crazy, afraid of being too slow.