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“Those who ignore me, I’ll take them out to herd cattle; those who forget me, I’ll send them to Africa to train monkeys; those who oppose me, I’ll throw them into Spanish bullfighting. I am Xu Jianian, Xu is Xu Jianian’s Xu… Jia is… those who don’t buy my honey, switch out of the live stream.”

When netizens arrived at the Honey livestream room, they were greeted by Xu Jianian's cringeworthy opening remarks.

The title of their live stream was: Buy some, or you'll regret it.

Seeing the number of viewers increase, Xu Jianian held up a jar of honey and called out to the camera: "Don't miss out, everyone in the live stream! The honey I'm holding now is pure natural honey from Lanxi Ancient Town."

Social Tidbits: Do you give away live streamers with my purchase? Do you deliver to my door?

Elegant stemmed glass: Devil, how can you prove it's pure, natural honey?

Sunny Doll: Xu Jianian is kicked out, and Mu Qing baby will explain it.

Xu Jianian discovered that netizens were not buying it, and the screen was filled with the words "I don't want to buy".

The comments section was also full of tricky questions.

"Come on, elegant goblets! This netizen asked how to prove it's pure natural honey, right? We're at the apiary right now, let me show you thousands upon thousands of little bees!"

Xu Jianian acted immediately, his actions faster than his thoughts, and went to the place where the beehives were placed all by himself.

The camera pans over, revealing rows of neatly arranged beehives.

"Buzzing..."

The air was filled with the sounds of bees buzzing around.

The camera turned to Xu Jianian's face; his long eyelashes were slightly curled, and even under the exposure, his skin was as smooth as an eraser.

The netizens who playfully said they wouldn't buy it forgot their original intention and started frantically praising its appearance.

Mu Qing was struggling to suppress her laughter.

"handsome or not?"

Netizens are drooling: So handsome!

"If you're handsome, hurry up and buy some honey!"

"I finally found the perfect angle to make you swoon. If you want to see more, place your order now."

Xu Jianian shattered netizens' sweet fantasies the moment she opened her mouth.

The hidden chicken wings: I won't buy them, I just won't buy them.

Potato who grew up eating potatoes: Look at what Xia Huo's dad did, Xu Dawan is still a bit green, still trying to use his good looks. There's Li Yan in the Zuli Jian live stream next door, and Shang Xu in the down jacket live stream.

Luo He: Brother Jianian, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy 10,000 orders!

Luo He, watching from the screen, was completely mesmerized, while Chen Shao, with his legs crossed, looked on in surprise.

"Bro, when you look for a girlfriend, will you look for a boy or a girl?"

As Chen Shao asked, his body unconsciously moved to the other side of the sofa.

"Why are you asking this? Hurry up and come with me to buy honey."

Luo He turned his smiling face to Chen Shao, who was smoking, and instantly turned cold, urging him to buy honey.

Chen Shao, with his cheeky and smug look, mimicked the rebellious tone of viewers in the live stream: "I won't buy, I won't buy, I won't buy~".

"Buy it for me!"

Luo He shouted, but threw a Porsche key at him.

Chen Shao recently had a falling out with his family and, having no money to spend, has no choice but to stay at the club.

He couldn't even pick up girls and all he knew was to smoke to relieve his boredom. But now, a Porsche key was tossed to him, and his eyes immediately lit up: "Even though a Porsche isn't the most luxurious car, it's still a token of my love!"

……

The title of the live stream by Bing Tang Xue Li was: Buy a pair, they can last forever.

"I've said it so many times, these shoes aren't from Zulijian (a brand of athletic shoes), they're athletic shoes for middle-aged people, they're very soft and comfortable."

Li Yan held up the pair of unassuming black sneakers and enthusiastically promoted them to netizens.

Even after his mouth went dry, the comments section was still filled with messages about "Zu Li Jian" (a popular fitness brand).

Li Datou, no worries about rain: Host, can you come and install the shoes I buy?

A sweet rock candy: Boo, can I wear these shoes if I have athlete's foot?

Elegance never goes out of style: Can I participate in the Qinghai autumn recruitment if I buy this?

I know I'm handsome :zhubo, can I travel to outer space wearing these shoes?

After the barrage of "Elderly Foot Health" comments disappeared, Duan Xiaotang instantly felt much more at ease.

As a result, a bunch of bizarre questions appeared in the comments section.

Duan Xiaotang was overwhelmed: "If you can't install it here, come to Lanxi and I'll put it on your head for you, haha, everything's arranged perfectly."

"You have athlete's foot? Congratulations to this netizen! You've found your perfect shoe! Buy these shoes from our live stream, and whether you have athlete's foot or onychomycosis, they'll cure it all!"

The voice just fell.

A warning popped up in their live stream:

There is false advertising.

"no…."

Duan Xiaotang only said two words, but her speechless expression seemed to say a thousand words.

The neighboring down jacket livestream room: What? You can do business with the merchants after buying it...?

Shang Xu's Dog: What? What does this title mean? What can we do with the handsome Shang Xu?

Northeastern Fugitive Grilled Cold Noodles: Who's so ruthless as to come up with this title to lure us in? Disgusting!

A voice croaking as it puts down jackets on ants: This idiot businessman has gotten himself involved, so what can we do with him after buying it? Tell me!

"doing what?"

"Of course, it's about doing three years of mock exams and five years of college entrance exam preparation!"

Shang Xu's clear voice came through the camera. The camera then panned to show him wearing a black down jacket, half of his body in the frame, holding a water-based pen in his hand, with a three-year mock college entrance exam book under his arm.

What should I do if my child is afraid of the cold and doesn't want to study in winter?

A hand appeared and patted Shang Xu's head.

Quotient order: ( ?? ﹏ ?? )

"Don't worry, once your child wears this down jacket, they can finish writing in one go..."

While Xia Yu was speaking, Shang Xu suddenly lowered his head and frantically wrote down three years of mock exams and five years of college entrance exams.

The pen tip moved so fast it seemed to spark.

"I didn't write anything nonsense."

Shang Xu picked up the homework, and netizens saw that although the handwriting was messy, the answers were completely correct.

"How about that? You won't be cheated or lose out. Today in my Xia Yu live stream, this down jacket with 95% white duck down content is not 159 or 99."

Sexy Big Cockroach: I'm not buying it, I'm just watching for fun. I wouldn't even buy it for 9.9 yuan.

All I can see in my peripheral vision is you: Yu Yu, get on the bus! I'll buy you any amount of fish thread, after all, it's for charity.

"Give me a bowl of crab-like sauce": That's hilarious! You guys aren't even hot wearing down jackets in this heat, the quality must be terrible!

"Isn't Sai Pangxie a fan of '82 Old Green Tea'? Sorry, it's minus five degrees here right now."

Xia Yu pointed her camera at the air conditioner in the garment factory.

The number above is clearly minus five degrees Celsius.

"Buzzing..."

The sound of bees inexplicably came from their live stream.

"What the hell?" Shang Xu looked around.

In the video, one or two bees appear out of nowhere.

"Help!"

"Among all the monkeys on the mountain, my butt is the reddest": Whose voice is that? It sounds like a pig being slaughtered, so familiar.

All I can see is you: It's Xu Jianian's, I'm dying of laughter, their honey live stream room was raided by a swarm of bees.

Xia Yu is 1: My Shang Xia CP, watch out! Xu Jianian is being chased by a swarm of bees and is running this way to you.

With a loud bang, the gate to the garment factory was opened.

The blast of cold air froze Xu Jianian, who was on the run.

"What's going on?" Xia Yu was dumbfounded.

"No, you're Xu Jianian?" Shang Xu asked, full of surprise.

Xu Jianian's lips and cheeks were swollen from the stings.

This startled the viewers in Shangxia's live stream.

Xingdai Donkey: Where did this yellow-haired horse come from? It looks quite like Xu Jianian.

Yoyo Jack: This guy who looks just like Xu Jianian is incredibly rich! I suggest he register an account called Xu Jianian and start a live stream to earn coins.