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"There are four items that the guests need to process. We will draw lots randomly according to yesterday's order, with the 'Diligent Practice' group going first."

Before Director Ma could finish speaking, Xu Jianian started making a fool of himself. He first made a very smug entrance, with an arrogant gait and an overbearing expression.

"Xu Huangmao, it's out of the factory." Shang Xu smiled, revealing his white teeth.

“Only Mu Qing doesn’t mind him.” Li Yan sighed.

Mu Qing smiled faintly; she thought Xu Jianian was quite normal and cute.

Xu Jianian prepared to draw lots: "Ahem, thank you for your acknowledgment."

Fu Jingnian was speechless: "..."

There were only four slips of paper in the box. Xu Jianian closed his eyes, muttered something, reached in and stirred them, as if he could draw some big prize.

After a series of confusing, spell-like actions, Xu Jianian grabbed a piece of paper and took it out.

"Huh?" Xu Jianian opened her eyes and looked blankly at the arm stuck in the box.

"Hahahaha, Xu Jianian, are you kidding me?!" Xia Yu started laughing again, clutching her stomach. Her cheekbones were aching from laughing so much lately.

Shang Xu had a look on his face that said something he couldn't quite put into words.

"Kid, you should eat more Six Walnuts." Duan Xiaotang smiled and even had the urge to buy Xu Jianian some walnuts online to boost his brainpower.

Fu Jingnian scoffed, "Stupid."

Shen Youyou felt like the sky had fallen. Xu Jianian was so talented, had such excellent physical attributes, and came from a wealthy family, so why was he such a weirdo?

Now she'll have to think twice before trying to ride the wave of popularity and create a romantic pairing.

"No, what's going on?" Xu Jianian tried to pry open the box with her other hand, but her stuck arm wouldn't budge.

"Help me!" He was naturally anxious; who would have thought that drawing lots could lead to such an embarrassing situation?

Mu Qing hurriedly stepped forward to comfort her, "Jianian, don't worry."

Xu Jianian shook his hand frantically, but the feeling of something stuck in his arm suddenly stopped, and the box flew out with a "whoosh".

With a loud crash, Fu Jingnian, who was laughing uncontrollably, stumbled and fell over.

Xia Yu: Setting off firecrackers? (*′?`*)?

Commercial sequence: applause in celebration? ?)?*??

Shen Youyou hurriedly dodged to the side, patting her chest in relief that she hadn't been caught in the crossfire.

"Xu, Jia, Nian." Fu Jingnian gritted his teeth.

Xu Jianian, too lazy to look at the exasperated person, unfolded the note towards the camera: "Honey, huh? Great, we've got some to eat!"

Xu Jianian loves sweets, and he looked on with a craving on his face, unaware of what he was about to experience.

"Go up and draw a ticket." Xia Yu patted Shang Xu on the shoulder, entrusting him with this task.

"Okay." Shang Xu didn't hesitate and quickly took out a piece of paper to show the netizens.

"Wow, a down jacket?" Xia Yu was dumbfounded.

Why would you ask them to sell down jackets in the middle of summer?

[This reminds me of that three-word sentence-making segment before, where Shang Shadiao said something like, "Putting down jackets on ants in a high-pitched voice." Now that's a collaboration, right?]

I'll be watching their livestream in a bit to see how they sell down jackets in this sweltering heat. Just so you know, I'm not buying any.

I'm not buying, I'm not buying either. I'm just watching the show. (Dog head emoji for self-defense)

This product is not in season, and its price makes it difficult to sell.

"Sister, I'll use my private account to cancel a few down jackets for you later." Shen Youyou naturally walked over to get some screen time with Xia Yu.

"Where did this whiny weirdo come from?" Xia Yu rolled her eyes.

"Xia Yu, Youyou is always so kind to you, and you have repeatedly failed to appreciate it. How can you even attack Youyou? Doesn't your conscience hurt?" Fu Jingnian stood in front of Shen Youyou.

"A toad jumping off a cliff, what are you pretending to be Batman for?" Xu Jianian walked right through them. Shen Youyou was swooning over his perfect profile when he was knocked flying by Fu Jingnian's butt.

Shen Youyou wiped her drool: Suddenly I'm not a fangirl anymore. When will this guy be able to use his face properly?

"Xu Jianian, I've put up with you for so long!" Fu Jingnian stretched his limbs, seemingly finally ready to stand up for himself.

"What did you say?" Shang Xu walked over, his sinister gaze sweeping over them.

Fu Jingnian felt a chill down his spine for no apparent reason, and goosebumps rose on his skin involuntarily.

Duan Xiaotang opened the note, and the printed picture inside was a pair of shoes.

Am I seeing things? Isn't this a senior citizen's foot massager?

[Haha, the best actor and actress are going to promote a senior citizen's foot health product? No, Director Ma, can you please have some mercy? Are you trying to make me laugh to death?]

[You don't need to draw the last group anymore; these three live streams are enough, since I happen to have one TV, one computer, and one phone.]

"Youyou, go draw lots." Fu Jingnian thought that a simple and kind girl like Shen Youyou should have good luck.

"Okay." Shen Youyou stepped forward to draw a lot with a nervous heart.

It wasn't really a lottery anymore, since there was only one slip of paper left.

"What is it?" Fu Jingnian asked curiously as he leaned closer.

"I want to see what's left after the extraction," Xu Jianian said, joining in the fun.

Shen Youyou opened the note; the picture on it was of an egg.

Shen Youyou's face immediately darkened. Last night, in order to establish a persona for the live stream, she ate eggs until she felt like throwing up. Now that she was eating eggs again, she just felt uncomfortable.

"Your group has a real connection with eggs, you're sure to sell like hotcakes!" Shang Xu's blessing sounded like a curse.

"I'll use my personal account to buy your eggs later," Xia Yu retorted.

The production team sent four covered tricycles to pick them up and take them to the live broadcast location.

"Director Ma, can I kick you out of the car?"

Director Ma was sitting opposite Xia Yu with his legs crossed.

"Director Ma, why are you with our group again?" Shang Xu saw that Director Ma was with them, so it seemed that their group had the most comfortable live streaming environment.

"Only your group has the highest unit price for down jackets. I'll go take a look."

As Director Ma was speaking, with a bumpy ride, his slippers fell off his feet with a "whoosh" as he went uphill.

"My beloved shoes!" Director Ma exclaimed, his mouth agape.

"Director Ma, it's dangerous!" Shang Xu reached out and pulled Director Ma back from where he had leaned out.

Having temporarily gone the same way as them, the Shen-Fu duo who were following behind were in trouble again.

Director Ma just slapped Fu Jingnian's slipper across the face.

"Damn it!" Fu Jingnian cried out in pain.

"What the hell?" Fu Jingnian covered his face, glared angrily at a slipper in front of him, and then kicked the slipper away in a fit of rage.

"This... the car has a canopy, and it still managed to fly over and hit you?" Shen Youyou found it unbelievable.

She subconsciously moved away, silently distancing herself from Fu Jingnian.

"Director, do you still want your slippers?" Shang Xu asked with a smile.

"No, I don't want it anymore." Director Ma's hair was disheveled by the wind.

The garment factory was spacious, bright, clean, and tidy, with a faint smell of down filling the air.

"Wow, there's so much stockpiled."

Upon entering, the first thing you see is a mountain of down jackets piled up on the shelves.

Xia Yu touched the packaging bag of the down jacket; it was very clean, without a speck of dust.

"These goods have been sitting here for about eight or nine months. Although they can't be sold, we clean them up every day. If we can't get rid of these goods at a low price this year, our factory won't have the funds to make new products. The losses from these old goods are enough to bankrupt us," the factory manager said with a heavy heart.

[Factory manager, it's alright, your Qiang is here.]

[This looks good, I'd like to buy it, can you get the price down?]

[No, brothers and sisters, didn't we just agree that we'd only watch the live stream and not buy anything? If we buy too quickly and the items run out, how can we appreciate their hard work?]

"What kind of down is it filled with, and what percentage?"

Shang Xu pushed up his non-existent glasses, looking very professional.

The factory manager honestly stated, "It's white duck down, 95% pure, and we have all the necessary testing reports. The online price is 159 yuan, including shipping insurance."

Shang Xu rested his chin on his hand: "The price is acceptable, and the quality is worth the price. Is it because you couldn't sell them last year because you were wiped out by the price war?"

"Yes, yes, yes." The factory manager nodded frantically.

"Don't worry, we'll clear out these goods for you."

On the live chat, netizens were spamming comments like: I'm not buying, I'm not buying, I'm not buying, I'm not buying.

The factory manager was so frightened he broke out in a sweat: "It's alright, it's okay if you don't buy it."

Xia Yu snatched the live-streaming camera from her, shook it frantically, and asked in a fierce tone, "What, are you going to buy it or not?"

[Sister Yu, you're not fierce enough! I won't buy, I won't buy, I won't buy!]

【We're not buying, we're not buying. Try being cute and we'll consider it】

[Let's get that idiot Shang to come flirt with us, then we'll consider whether to buy or not. Just kidding.]

"You're not going to buy it, huh? You're being naughty. Here's a plane ticket for you." Xia Yu acted decisively, flying the machine out the door.

The cameraman covered his face in horror: "My God, why did you throw away my rice bowl?!"

With a "plop," the live stream went from bright daytime to a dim, lifeless screen.

[Where is this? Summer Event Daddy, where have you taken this mess for us netizens?]

[Why are you being so fierce? I'll buy it, okay? Quickly get me out of the cold palace, I want to watch the live stream!]

[Behave yourself, stop being naughty, hurry up and give me the link, I want to buy three items]

"What are you doing?" Shang Xu came out and saw the cameraman looking at Xia Yu with resentment.

"Well, the child is still young and doesn't understand, please don't..." Shang Xu went up and tried to calm the cameraman down with kind words.

To everyone's surprise, the cameraman suddenly smiled and exclaimed, "Wow, Sister Yu, you were so cool! You just tossed such a heavy machine into the lake with such ease. Does this mean I can take a vacation?!"

The older brother jumped up with joy. What Xia Yu threw was not just the weight of the machine, but also the millions of netizens in the live broadcast room.

[Summer event dad, I'm scared! Why are we sinking lower and lower? Please rescue us!]

[We were wrong, we were really wrong, boohoo, we'll buy it, okay? Please help us up, my wallet is ready!]

[Isn't this a romance variety show? How did we end up in the underwater world? What kind of fish did we just swim over? I want to eat it.]

【Hmm? The online friend who disappeared?】

The gurgling sound of water surrounded the machine, which netizens found quite soothing. Then, a roar came from the surface: "Aaaaaah! This is terrible! Xia Yu, get that machine out of here!"