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After eating and drinking their fill, Director Ma and the rest of the production team stayed glued to the live broadcast room, determined to find out what had happened in the middle of the night.

Meanwhile, Weibo users are just as active as during the day, eagerly waiting to see if the same outrageous "scripted incident" will occur in the live stream of the dating show as last night.

Entertainment companies are also on high alert, afraid of missing the slightest hint of trouble.

[Trending Posts on Weibo]

Elegant wine glass: I bet three packs of spicy strips it's scripted. I just wonder if Director Ma will use the same script again tonight. Even though it's scripted, it's very innovative; I love watching it!!!

Invisible Chicken Wings: The package wasn't in the script, okay? Director Ma isn't that powerful, is he? First, he manipulated millions of deleted accounts and controlled them to send bullet comments. Technically speaking, that would be very difficult to achieve.

Sunny, middle-aged, beautiful girl: I bet ten packs of cigarettes that this isn't a script. I dreamt last night that I was too nagging, and she told me to ship Shang Xia as a couple. She said they were a match made in heaven... a match made in heaven that's a curse!?

Homework has been nurtured to a white color by me: Everyone, stop arguing, or the network will crash again. Be quiet and wait for last night's events. Let's delve into the mystical world of love!

Just past midnight, the screen in the live stream started to turn white and flicker, like the broken screen of an old television set, as if Sadako (the protagonist of the anime/manga series) might jump out of it at any moment.

【Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!】

[Frog Fun, Frog Fun! Looking forward to it all! I can't wait to see what the script will be tonight!]

[Director Ma: What the hell? This is a misunderstanding! It's definitely not in the script. I'm also observing the situation.]

Director Ma was holding his phone and sending comments when he felt a chill run down his spine.

Suddenly, the live stream froze, kicking 90% of the viewers out of the room.

Then, a bunch of zombie accounts that had been deleted or had been abandoned for a long time began to appear in the live stream.

[Those annoying guys should leave now, clear the area quickly, it's our turn to watch the dating reality show.]

[I'm speechless. Seriously, even watching a dating reality show gets me mobbed by these people. Do you think it's easy for us? When we're alive, we work like oxen and horses, and after get off work we raise ponies. Now we're in the ground, and we can't even afford to burn some paper money for them.]

[Exactly! It's already difficult enough for us to sneak around watching the replay in the middle of the night, and then we get mobbed. Let's just ignore them and let their curiosity drive them crazy.]

The few remaining viewers in the live stream watched the endless stream of transparent comments, but when they tried to type something in the chat box, they found that the keyboard wouldn't work.

The chat started flooded with comments about the daytime livestream, as if they were actually watching a replay.

Old Liu looked horrified: "Holy crap, director, what's going on? Is our dating reality show livestream room haunted?!"

Xiaoxiao clutched her makeup bag tightly, feeling a chill run down her spine: "Director Ma, tell me quickly, was it all you who secretly manipulated the script!"

Director Ma looked completely bewildered: "It really has nothing to do with me..."

Xiaoxiao was at a loss: "Then what do we do?"

Director Ma smiled and shrugged: "That's fine, don't you guys think it's quite interesting?"

As he spoke, he folded up the recliner: "I'm going upstairs to sleep."

"Wait for me!" Xiaoxiao and Lao Liu, afraid of falling behind, rushed into the house.

The next day, Weibo exploded again because of what happened the night before.

The charming ancestors chasing after variety shows

Mystical events in the dating reality show livestream

Why didn't Xia Yu sleepwalk last night?

Luo Tuo Xiangzi: I knew it couldn't be a script. My great-grandfather appeared in my dream again last night and scolded me, saying that I didn't trust him (?﹏?).

"Among all the monkeys on the mountain, my bottom is the reddest": Now the pressure is on Director Ma to overcome the technical difficulties so that netizens can send bullet comments and have a friendly exchange with our ancestors in the middle of the night [looking forward to it].

Elegant wine glass: Now I'm honest. The dating reality show's metaphysical segment is definitely not scripted. My ancestors gave me a real beating in a dream, sob sob ( ?? ﹏ ?? ).

At this time, Director Ma posted on Weibo announcing the launch of a live-streamed dating reality show with a metaphysical element.

Dog Entertainment Club's quick comment: Script, script, script, it's definitely a script, isn't it?

Director Ma retorted: "Dog Entertainment Club lives up to its name; they come over to pee as soon as they smell it."

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang both logged onto Weibo: It's not a script.

Mu Qing spoke rationally: It's not a script, everyone should just have fun, there's no need for so much controversy.

Xia Yu's arrogant words: Take it or leave it. If you don't want to watch, get lost.

Xia Yu looked back and saw that most of the comments in her comment section were asking why Shang Xu hadn't opened a Weibo account yet.

Xu Jianian made a crazy statement: "The dumpling filling chopped by the old aunt at the village entrance is not as shrewd as your mouth."

Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian remained silent.

【Love Variety Show Observation Room】

Lele arrived at the observation room early in the morning and immediately started scrolling through Weibo on her phone, eating up the gossip from the previous night. She glanced at Jiang Shuyi next to her, who was also scrolling through Weibo.

"Old Ma really knows how to create something interesting; he's put together a live-streamed dating reality show with a metaphysical element." Lowe admired him.

"No, didn't your great-grandmother appear in your dreams? She said she was practicing the Twin Swords Combination Technique." Su Nan covered her face and laughed.

"The two swords combined..." Jiang Shuyi was stunned for a moment before realizing who the two swords combined were.

"The main live stream has started recording, let's get started on today's work too," Sister Lele said, getting back to the main topic.

……

"What do you mean by 'Double Swords Combined'? If you want to ship them, ship 'May You Have Fish Every Year' instead, okay?" Xu Jianian had a blade of grass dangling from his mouth. After reading the comments section, he suddenly realized that he and Shang Xu had actually been paired up as a couple, and it was even called "Double Swords Combined," with the popularity only going up.

"Get away!" Shang Xu slapped Xu Jianian's head away.

[Their loving affection is undeniable; their combined strength is truly captivating.]

I'm totally shipping them! I'm totally shipping them!

We'll fight it out, we'll fight it out. The kids are grown up, rebellious, they won't listen.

When Xu Jianian looked up, he saw that the comments were all saying "I'm shipping them!" He almost fainted from anger.

"When the two swords are combined, this one is no longer the same sword!" Xia Yu laughed so hard his teeth fell out.

Shang Xu: "..."

Director Ma walked over wearing slippers: "Dear guests, we are about to begin today's recording."

Xu Jianian's mouth moved faster than her brain: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, or shut up... mmm!"

Before Xu Jianian could finish speaking, Shang Xu covered her mouth.

"What are you doing? Those guys are going to start posting comments saying they're shipping us again. I'm really fed up!" He put his hands on his hips and glared at Shang Xu.

Shang Xu glanced at him, then moved behind Xia Yu: "Xia Yu, look, it's this blond guy, he's being mean to me!"

Xia Yu: ?

Xu Jianian: ?

Netizen:? ? ?

Fu Jingnian sneered, "Shang Xu, can't you be a little more manly?"

Xu Jianian turned her head: "What's it to you?"

I'm totally shipping them! I'm totally shipping them!

[I've shipped three couples at once! May you have fish every year, may you be a perfect match, and may the Shangxia couple be a perfect pair!]

Fu Gou is always superfluous, but you can't say you don't need him, because without him, there would be less laughs.

Li Yan had just been playfully fighting with Duan Xiaotang when the enraged Duan Xiaotang pushed him into the sandpit. Now, he appeared on camera covered in dirt: "Shang Lai, tell me what we're recording today."

[Even a movie star can't escape his wife's honesty.]

What just happened?

[Li Datou and Tangtang were joking around, and I don't know what he said that was so cheeky, but it came true.]

[We could have the three of them team up!]

Duan Xiaotang, with chocolate in her mouth, said, "Shang Lai, is this going to be another 'Transformation Program'?"

Director Ma gradually became immune to this and said calmly, "Call me Director."

Mu Qing followed suit, saying mischievously, "Director Shang Lai, hurry up and tell us the plot!"

Director Ma first tidied up his clothes, but from the netizens' perspective, he looked even more disheveled after he finished.

"Our beautiful and historically rich ancient town of Lanxi is currently facing a challenge. While its tourism industry is thriving and its industry is also underway, it has not achieved the desired development. Now we need our guests to make a contribution."

Director Ma muttered a lot, which made the impatient Xu Jianian sleepy.

Shang Xu: "Director Ma, being concise and to the point is much more efficient."

Director Ma summarized: "Now we need our four groups of guests to do a live broadcast to clear out the inventory of several industries in Lanxi and solve the urgent needs of the people of Lanxi."

“Live-streaming sales,” Xia Yu nodded.

"The people of Lanxi are simple and warm-hearted. If we can use our fame to do something of modest help, it would be a great thing." Mu Qing's eyes sparkled, feeling that this was very meaningful.

Shen Youyou, standing to the side, kept her eyes straight ahead, feeling a little annoyed that her prepared lines had been stolen.