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A night breeze was blowing, but it was biting cold.

Half-drunk, Director Ma walked home alone, staggering with each step.

His sunglasses, tucked into his collar, were visible under the light, revealing dark circles in his eyes from insomnia. His eye sockets appeared sunken, and he looked as if all his energy had been drained.

"Mom, this uncle looks like a zombie from Plants vs. Zombies."

A passing child pointed at Director Ma and his mother with a curious expression.

"Shh, let's go."

The mother was startled, her heart pounding, and she quickly grabbed the child and rushed home.

He was muttering the phrase "children's words are innocent."

The streetlights suddenly started flickering and malfunctioning, and Director Ma's hair stood on end from the wind.

Director Ma's gaze involuntarily drifted to the glass windows of the building next door. Looking at his haggard appearance, he saw the figure of a female ghost in red flashing behind him, and a faint sense of death appeared on his face.

Six months ago, he was preparing to launch a metaphysical variety show. A female celebrity knocked on his door and offered herself up in order to appear on his show. He angrily kicked her out of his room, and the female celebrity was so upset that she jumped off the roof of the hotel.

Since then, Director Ma has been plagued by this problem, and consulting many masters has been to no avail.

The female ghost's pale hands touched the back of his neck, and her bright red lips whispered in Director Ma's ear: "Think about how tonight is your death anniversary, do you regret kicking me out of the room half a year ago?"

Director Ma didn't listen carefully to what she said; he just felt cold. He reached into his pocket to take out a tissue to wipe his nose and pulled out a yellow talisman.

"When was this girl shoved in here?"

Director Ma smiled helplessly and decided to make do with it to clear his nose.

Unexpectedly, his hand suddenly went out of control and he stuck the talisman on the female ghost.

The female ghost screamed in agony, "Ah, it's her! Didn't she perish...!"

That was their number one wanted criminal in the ghost realm, someone they both hated and had to respect, a figure the ghosts called the "Plague God".

Director Ma sat dumbfounded on the ground, watching it vanish in terror.

……

"A-choo!"

Back home, Xia Yu sneezed again.

"Am I catching a cold?"

Just as she finished muttering, Shen Yujing draped the shawl over her.

"Go inside later and let your second brother take a look at you."

Xia Yu's phone rang.

"Great! Director Ma invited me to be on his dating reality show!"

She excitedly hugged Shen Yujing.

"You're so happy."

Shen Yu's heart was stirred.

[Congratulations, host, for completing the first task issued by the system and receiving a reward of 100 million. You can withdraw the money when you leave the system.]

Xia Yu: How could I not be happy?

The system, with a rose in its mouth, said: "Follow me, and you'll get meat to eat."

……

"Love's Gravity Field" is a dating reality show that uses a live streaming format while filming, which whetted the audience's appetite as soon as it was announced.

The first four female guests to be officially announced immediately topped the trending searches, and fans from each group started to promote their favorite female guests in various ways.

[Trending Discussion on Weibo]

"Monkeys all over the mountain, but my butt is the reddest": Wow, wow, this lineup is amazing! Top actress Duan Xiaotang, mermaid singer Mu Qing, rising star Shen Youyou, wait? Why is the last female guest just a black silhouette? Is she so mysterious?

The last of the four promotional images prominently features a black silhouette of a girl with the words "Coming Soon" in large print above it.

What, do I have welfare? Director Ma is keeping us in suspense. But who is the last one? Can someone be a bigger star than Duan Yingwei?

Upstairs v100: Given Ma Fengzi's consistent behavior, he's definitely a nobody.

Micro-do, 40% done: I don't care who the last one is, she's so mysterious and I don't like her. But with Shen Youyou's status, how did she ever get to be on Director Ma's variety show?

Come on, let's have a bowl of crab-like food: What do you mean by that? My Youyou is a very good and kind person, okay?

Stealing a sheep: The person upstairs is really mean. They didn't say Shen Youyou was unkind. But Shen Youyou is really a jerk, okay? Fans, don't embarrass yourselves. Go away.

Miracles happen with great effort: +1. Shen Youyou is a habitual troublemaker in the entertainment industry. If any popular male celebrity accidentally appears in her shot on the red carpet, she will shamelessly buy articles to stir up rumors about him and even accidentally like his post. Tsk tsk.

Adding insult to injury: No matter how dazzling the stars are, Xiaotang will always shine.

Night after night of revelry: Hesitation leads to defeat, but love brings no regrets.

The discussion surrounding these topics exploded, and at the height of the controversy, Director Ma released a second press release, revealing information about the mysterious female guest and encouraging netizens to speculate.

[Text: Your eyes seem to be filled with pure white bellflowers, innocent and flawless. You are both sweet and sassy, ​​a talented actor. The luck you lost has blossomed and is now flourishing ahead. Your future is bright.]

"Give me a bowl of crab meat": This phrase perfectly describes my daughter Youyou.

Brain: Huh, how can someone be so shameless?

"Landed and eliminated": Actually, I suspect that she is actually a hater of Shen Youyou.

I heard that people with long names tend to mispronounce them: "Laughing Doesn't Kill." I even suspected the person upstairs was Shen Youyou's alternate account; it gives off a completely empty-headed vibe. [Speechless]

Huoxiang Zhengqi Water: When it comes to powerful actors, the first one that pops into my mind is He Luo. However, He Luo is a new actress, and she is very goal-oriented and ambitious. Rose is the name that best describes her.

Xia Yu isn't afraid of the rain: Bellflower!!!

Xia Yu isn't afraid of the rain: I'm guessing this is our Yu Yu! Rubbing my hands in anticipation for Yu Yu's first variety show! [starry-eyed]

Huoxiang Zhengqi Water: I'm betting on Xia Yu to be the star of "Three Years of Simulation and Five Years of College Entrance Examination". It's a pity that Xia Yu's drama is popular but she herself isn't. I look forward to her appearing on variety shows.

"Do you want stir-fried green beans?": Pshaw, Xia Yu's status is nothing compared to these three female guests. If she were on Director Ma's variety show, it would only lower her status. [eye roll]

Give me a bowl of crab-like meat: Exactly! Just thinking about Xia Yu's terrible acting and how people praise her makes me want to throw up my dinner from last night. [vomit]

Three and a half years old this year: Boycott Xia Yu! Xia Yu, get out of Director Ma's variety show!!

……

Xia Yu was suddenly bombarded with baseless accusations. Although she had few fans, they were loyal and reliable. Even if she was not well-liked by the general public, they wouldn't be so vicious as to curse her. Judging from the current situation, it was clear that someone was manipulating things behind the scenes.

"These people must be completely out of their minds."

Xia Yu propped her head up with her hand and scrolled through the Weibo comments with her other hand.

Without saying a word, she first reassured her fans, posting that she was in a good mood before suddenly appearing in the few fan groups she had.

Soon after, Xia Yu dominated the trending topics.

Xia Yu suddenly appeared in the fan group and angrily distributed millions of red envelopes.

Nightly Revelry: Holy crap, did I see that right? My dear uncle sent out over a million yuan in red envelopes in just one group! Is it too late for me to become a fan? [Shocked]

Year After Year, Abundant Harvests: Hmm, you're not too late. The fishermen welcome you! [Rose in mouth]

Fishing Light's Gaze Is All On You: What?! How did you guys know I was the luckiest person and received a 200,000 yuan red envelope? [doge emoji for protection]

"Give me a bowl of crab meat": What a bunch of clowns, and they're even proud of it. Anyone can tell that her money came from illegitimate sources.

Spicy hot pot, no spicy, no hot: Some people see everything as dirty, it's shameful.

Xia Yu single-handedly confronts haters

Xia Yu's Weibo post: Life is so boring. A toad's comments on humanity are utterly baseless. I suggest you eat your leftovers to wake up your head.

Xia Yu's Weibo post: Shen Youyou is like a stale, old green tea from 82, don't come near me.

Xia Yu's Weibo post: It doesn't matter what status you have, but if I had to guess, you're the one from the backwaters. It's true that life is full of joys and sorrows, and even the most mundane things are just part of the story.

Xia Yu's Weibo post: I'm not leaving the dating reality show. After filming, I always leave work in a Rolls-Royce or my own plane, so don't worry about me.

Shen Yu was surprised to like Xia Yu's anti-black post.

Shen Yujing not only liked Xia Yu's anti-black post but also competed with fans to be the first to comment, leaving a row of thumbs up in his comment.