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The sunlight gently spilled across the fields, and the golden wheat seedlings swayed in the wind like gentle waves.

In the distance, farmhouses are scattered in a pleasing arrangement, with wisps of smoke rising from their chimneys. A stream flows gently, its water crystal clear.

Live broadcast of the gravitational field of love

"Dear viewers, welcome to this romantic and surprising dating reality show! In this episode, we've arrived in the scenic town of Lanxi. Let's look forward to those heartwarming moments!"

Wow, wow, what beautiful scenery! It's so soothing!

Let's cheer for our Tangtang! Go go go!

[Fans, bring your stools and wait here to see if the mysterious female guest is our darling!]

Lanxi Town is my hometown, with absolutely stunning scenery. Welcome everyone to visit Lanxi!

Life is unpredictable, and life is like a large intestine enclosing a small intestine—am I the only one curious about the four male guests?

My sister works in the entertainment industry, and she told me that I'm one of the four male guests, which kept me up all night last night.

……

The courtyard was surrounded by film crew members, while Director Ma sat calmly in a chair, holding a hand microphone.

In the courtyard, he was in the center, with four pink and blue chairs placed on either side of him, and balloons tied to the back of the chairs swaying in the wind.

Duan Xiaotang and Mu Qing were already in place, and the two exchanged pleasantries for a while until the third female guest arrived.

"Hello everyone, hello to the production team, I am Shen Youyou, I am 20 years old this year. Apart from acting, I usually like to cultivate my mind at home, but my biggest dream is to go to the mountains to teach."

Shen Youyou appeared before everyone with her beautiful face. She had a slender figure and wore a white A-line dress. She spoke softly and gently, exuding the aura of a delicate white flower.

[Youyou is so beautiful and kind-hearted. Those who are jealous of you are just rotten toads.]

[Why does Shen Youyou look different than before? Did she get plastic surgery or change her image?]

[I've gone from disliking her to liking her now; for some reason, I'm starting to find her somewhat agreeable.]

When Shen Youyou reappeared in front of everyone, her whole demeanor was completely renewed.

She used to be a scheming, brainless, and ungrateful woman in the entertainment industry, but now she gives off a pitiful and innocent vibe that makes people want to love her.

"Director Ma, it's been a long time."

Director Ma didn't really pay attention to it.

In the past, he dared to stand up to capital even at the risk of being blacklisted. This time, he didn't know what trick he had fallen into. After a few rounds of drinks, he signed a contract and brought this prodigy into the crew.

"Sister Xiaotang, Sister Muqing, I've heard so much about you."

The two nodded in response.

Mu Qing had met Shen Youyou on a TV show before. At that time, Shen Youyou was a person with no emotional intelligence and a very strong spoiled princess attitude.

Unexpectedly, not long after I saw her again, she seemed to have undergone a complete transformation.

"Next, let's welcome our last female guest, whom everyone has been eagerly anticipating."

As the camera pans, the silhouette of a girl gradually becomes clearer from the distance.

Xia Yu's naturally light chestnut-colored long hair cascaded down to her waist like a waterfall. She had bright eyes and white teeth, and her large almond-shaped eyes with long eyelashes were particularly lively. The bright and beautiful appearance of Yu Meiren was her synonym. She had an aura of elegance and grace, and her whole being exuded a spiritual energy.

"Hello everyone, I'm Xia Yu. I'm very happy to be on Director Ma's show and meet you all. This is also my first time on a variety show. I'm looking forward to the interesting stories that will happen next."

Ahhh, Yu Yu is so beautiful!

[This woman has finally stopped wearing those trendy makeup looks that don't suit her.]

[It really is Xia Yu! Who's that coal mine owner's mistress? Director Ma, I owe you a variety show this time. I'm outta here!]

[The person upstairs has a foul mouth and just spouts nonsense. Please, Xia Yu is the real heiress of the Shen family, okay? That Shen Youyou is an imposter. It's hilarious to see the real and fake heiresses on the same variety show, a dating show at that. Director Ma really knows how to stir things up.]

From the moment Xia Yu greeted everyone until she sat down, the barrage of comments became increasingly frenzied, almost overwhelming the viewer.

Director Ma's eyes darted around almost imperceptibly. He recalled how Xia Yu had confronted the haters while surfing last night and also tore Shen Youyou apart.

When the two met, Xia Yu ignored Shen Youyou.

Shen Youyou acted as if nothing had happened.

The comments section was already filled with words like "shen youyou" and "dignified".

"Now our four female guests are in position."

"See the small button on the left armrest of your chair? That's the 'heart-fluttering bell.' In a moment, our four male guests will appear one by one in a video format. Before the video ends, you can press your buzzer according to your true feelings."

As Director Ma explained the program's flow, the four nodded in response.

There are several camera angles that can be switched in the live broadcast room. At this moment, the main screen is switched to the projection screen in the yard used to play the male guest's VCR.

Director Ma didn't even need to look at the script before introducing him succinctly: "He is an exceptionally talented actor who has loved acting since childhood and has risen from a minor supporting role to a top-tier actor in the industry."

Start playing the guest introduction video:

"Behind the simple phrase 'early fame' lies endless dedication. I vaguely remember when I was 14, the cicadas were chirping outside the audition studio, and I was filled with nervousness..."

As soon as the man's calm and distinctive voice came out, everyone recognized who it was.

Shen Youyou couldn't contain her desire to activate the system's "highlight" feature. Just as her finger was about to touch the button, the system's voice immediately rang out:

[Female Supporting Character System: Idiot, what are you pressing? Do you want to be drowned in the internet's spittle? This is Li Yan, don't you know who his on-screen partner is?]

Shen Youyou quickly withdrew her hand, but her little action was noticed by everyone.

Xia Yu was a little puzzled; when did Shen Youyou suddenly start using her brain?

[Ahhh, it's Best Actor Li Yan! Tangtang, hurry up and give him a thumbs up! I love this childhood sweetheart duo who ventured into the entertainment industry together and finally both became Best Actor and Best Actress winners!]

[Wow, Shen Youyou's really going for it. Why don't you give her a thumbs up? I want to see just how thick-skinned this '82-year-old green tea bitch really is.]

[Tangtang is amazing! I'm totally shipping them!]

In the last few seconds of the video, Li Yan's face appeared, and Duan Xiaotang pressed the heart-fluttering alarm without hesitation.

"They're all old acquaintances, and this is also the first time Xiaotang and Liyan have teamed up for a variety show."

Director Ma also had a look of utter disbelief on his face.

Xia Yu: Give me three catties of sunflower seeds, I've got some too.

Xia Yu smiled like an aunt.

Childhood sweethearts, a young emperor and empress—even a passing ant would want to swoon over them.

With the roar of an engine, dust billowed in the distance, and a standard red motorcycle drove up and neatly stopped in front of the gate.

What is this?

[Pfft, hahaha, isn't that the red motorcycle that the motorcycle taxi driver rode when I got out of the high-speed rail station? It's exactly the same, it's like a dream come true.]

[Don't tell me that Li Yan's handsome face is under that helmet, I'm scared.]

This down-to-earth feeling is just like my maternal uncle's great-aunt's third aunt's great-aunt.

Xia Yu: Wow, that's so cool!

A motorcycle helmet paired with a motorcycle should make a man's head look big, but the man's well-proportioned physique makes it look good.

Under the curious gazes of the crowd, he slowly removed his helmet with his well-defined knuckles, revealing Li Yan's superior bone structure.

He pursed his thin lips slightly: "Hello to the viewers and fans in the live broadcast room, hello to the production team, hello to Xiaotang and the female guests, I am Li Yan, nice to meet you."

Despite having seen countless grand occasions, Li Yan appeared somewhat shy at this moment.

"Welcome our Best Actor, Li."

Director Ma glanced at Li Yan, who was walking over, with a smile. They were close friends in private.

"No, no, just call me Xiao Li."

He sat down, his gaze still fixed on Duan Xiaotang, and almost missed his seat.

People at the scene couldn't help but chuckle.

I'm a huge fan of Rock Sugar Pear Juice!

[Hahaha, Shen Youyou should really learn how to manage her expressions. Li Yan's eyes were on Actress Duan the whole time, why is she trying to get involved with that look of wanting to be noticed?]

[Upstairs, wash your mouth. Youyou's spacing out. How can this be related to Li Yan?]

[No, why aren't you guys watching Xia Yu? Hahaha, it's so funny, she's almost asleep, it reminds me of when I was in high school math class.]

The audience turned their attention to Xia Yu.

Xia Yu's head bobbed up and down like a chick pecking at rice.

The film crew displayed four large characters on the live broadcast screen for her: "Disabled but determined."

Xia Yu tried hard to open her eyes, but sleepiness made it impossible for her to lift them.

She could vaguely see the discussions on the live chat.

Since she had been discovered, she simply gave up and went to sleep.

"Oh my, Ms. Li, you've been on several variety shows before, why do you seem a little nervous today?"

Director Ma deliberately teased him.

"No, I just rode my motorcycle all the way from town to the village, and I was a little tired."

To convince everyone, Li Yan even rubbed his neck.

The awkward movements resembled scratching an itch, causing the live stream viewers to burst into laughter once again.