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"A-choo!"

Xia Yu sneezed suddenly; she had a bad feeling.

"Tongzi, I had a strange feeling just now."

[Host, rest assured, we won't stop until we've completely ruined you. This system is the most awesome system in the entire system world, and I, the system owner, am one in a million—charming, dashing, irresistible, loved by everyone, flowers bloom for me, and cars get flat tires just by looking at me.]

After changing into a haute couture gown, Xia Yu checked her makeup in the mirror to make sure it wasn't ruined. Listening to the system's serious boasting, she gave it a thumbs up in agreement.

The system chuckled.

As a result, the girl's thumb fell down.

"How much did you drink? Keep bragging, I'll listen to you brag."

System: No, not at all.

"Yuyu, are you ready?"

Shen Yu walked over with eyes full of doting affection to help Xia Yu fix her hair accessories.

Wow, wow, Tongzi, my third brother is so handsome!

System: Don't touch me.

Shen Yujing changed her idol makeup from the stage, making her facial features more three-dimensional and vivid.

He heard Xia Yu's inner screams of madness, and couldn't help but smile.

My little sister is so cute!

"Third Brother, I can't wait any longer."

Xia Yu took Shen Yujing's arm.

The original owner was also a minor celebrity with impressive work, but she was just a nobody who couldn't become famous.

Shen Youyou's underhanded tactics caused her to have a very poor public image, and her haters came flooding in like a torrent.

The task the system assigned her tonight was the real reason she attended the banquet: to obtain resources for a dating reality show that Director Ma was preparing to film.

At the banquet, under the glow of glass lamps, glasses clinked and toasts were exchanged.

Xia Yu held a glass of wine in her hand, aimlessly asking who Director Ma was and where he was, but everyone was chatting about business, so who would pay attention to her, a nobody?

As she was walking, she was suddenly bumped into by someone walking backwards, and splashes of red wine onto the person's flashy vest.

Upon closer inspection, the man was unkempt, wearing sunglasses, and his weathered face was flushed from drinking.

Holy crap, where did this drunken homeless man come from?

Xia Yu: Σ(?д?|||)??

"What drunkard?"

"Excuse me, sir, I can't afford it."

Xia Yu swallowed nervously, her mouth agape.

"I'm sorry, sir. I was blind and didn't watch where I was going."

Perhaps because she watches too much news about society, she was terrified of being stabbed by a drunkard.

"You're quite an interesting girl, you can speak ventriloquism."

The middle-aged man lit a cigarette, and he overheard a long monologue from Xia Yu's mind.

"Young lady, I'm preparing a variety show. Would you like to participate?"

"Thank you, uncle, but no need, I already have a variety show I like."

Her eyes were as determined as if she were about to join the Party.

"Yu Yu, so you know Director Ma."

Shen Yu walked over with a smile in his eyes.

【What? 】

[This scruffy-looking middle-aged man is the Director Ma I'm looking for! Waaaaah, what did I just miss?! Ugh, how can I slap myself in the face without being embarrassed?!]

Xia Yu was completely dumbfounded.

Director Ma was a little surprised that she could speak ventriloquism so fluently.

"Director Ma, it's been a long time."

Shen Yujing greeted Director Ma.

Looking at the handsome man and beautiful woman in front of him, Ma Shanglai finally remembered who Xia Yu, this nobody, was.

Shen Yujing's only rumored love interest is Xia Yu, who is standing right in front of him.

At the time, the media photographed the Shen family going on a vacation to an island, surrounding a strange girl, while Shen Youyou, a popular young actress who claimed to be especially pampered at home, was left out in the photos.

Shen Yujing's powerful fan site admins, located on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea, captured photos of Shen Yujing playing alone with a girl on the beach and watching the sunset.

Further investigation revealed that the girl was Xia Yushi, a relatively unknown actress.

Xia Yu instantly became the target of widespread online criticism, and the public relations team's cold response only confirmed netizens' suspicions.

……

Even through Director Ma's sunglasses, Shen Xinghui could guess what kind of look he was giving them. He smiled awkwardly and explained, "Director Ma, please don't misunderstand, Yu Yu is my younger sister."

Director Ma clicked his tongue in disappointment.

"I was even thinking of including you guys in my new dating reality show."

"I'll go! I'll go!"

Xia Yu raised her hand enthusiastically.

"Where are you going?"

Shen Yujing and Director Ma spoke in unison.

"Yu Yu, this is a dating reality show. You're still young, don't joke around."

He frowned, planning to squeeze every last bit of resources out of Xia Yu later.

Wow, as expected of my third brother, even his frown is so handsome. He's unmatched in the entertainment industry. But little sister needs this dating reality show, brother, get out of my way!

"Cough cough."

Hearing Xia Yu's inner monologue praising him, Shen Yu was instantly amazed, feeling as if he were walking on clouds.

"Alright, go ahead."

He only agreed after Xia Yu said that she needed this resource.

Shen Yujing: I don't understand, but I support it.

"nonono."

Director Ma pointed his finger in disapproval: "You don't look quite right."

[Frog Fun, it seems you really offended him just now. Director, don't be so petty.]

Xia Yu quickly grabbed something to help Director Ma wipe the dried stains off his vest.

"Director Ma, I was blind to your greatness just now. Please forgive my rudeness. I really, really want to participate in your dating reality show!"

She blinked her big, bright eyes.

Director Ma's eyes widened, his clothes were practically rubbed raw.

"Stop, stop, stop."

He wondered how this girl, who looked so small, could be so strong.

[Tongzi: This isn't just a dog's leg, it's an elephant's leg!]

"Then tell me, what's wrong with me?"

Xia Yu diligently massaged Director Ma's shoulders.

"You lack buzz."

Director Ma's shows are always so entertaining, making viewers laugh until they're rolling on the floor, and they never lack topics of discussion.

Her breakthrough work, "I Was Born with a Singing God System," was a phenomenal hit variety show.

Many celebrities in the industry are both eager to participate in his variety shows and apprehensive about doing so.

Because not all celebrities are suitable for his variety shows, many celebrities who rushed to participate for the sake of popularity without receiving payment ended up having little substance in their minds, their true colors were exposed, and their public image completely collapsed.

"I can create my own topics, I can play the clown, I can act crazy or stupid."

Xia Yu began to perform vividly: "Aba aba aba…!"

It's not that she's reckless, it's just that she's always like this—crazy and silly.

"Do you expect the artists to create their own buzz? Do you think I, Director Ma, am invisible?"

"but…."

Director Ma smiled knowingly.

"But what?"

Xia Yu and he locked eyes, and she suddenly hugged herself.

"I perform, I don't sell my body!"

She took two steps back.

What are you thinking about?!

Director Ma was speechless and facepalmed.

Shen Yu watched with amusement, thinking that very few people could get along with Director Ma.

Moreover, I haven't seen my younger sister so lively and confident in a long time. Perhaps letting her appear on Director Ma's dating reality show would be a good choice.

"You guys chat first, I'm going to catch up with a friend."

After greeting everyone, Shen Yujing disappeared into the bustling crowd.

"However, if you teach me ventriloquism, I might consider inviting you."

Director Ma touched his greasy hair, which he hadn't washed in days.

Just as the hand was about to pat her shoulder with a heavy responsibility, Xia Yu dodged it with lightning speed.

"I can't do ventriloquism, but I'm very adaptable if the director needs me for the show, I can learn!"

Xia Yu found it strange; she had no knowledge of ventriloquism.

However, this turn was not the important thing; the important thing was that she noticed a black mark on the back of Director Ma's neck.

[Such heavy yin energy]

Since it was related to her major, her occupational hazard kicked in.

"Director Ma, I see your forehead is dark; you must be having trouble sleeping lately."

Before Director Ma could speak, Xia Yu did some quick calculations.

"Old acquaintances are always trying to catch up with you, which must be quite bothering you."

"How...how did you know?"

Director Ma stammered.

Xia Yu quickly drew talismans with her hands behind her back, and a moment later a yellow talisman was shoved in front of Director Ma.

"Hehe, this talisman of mine can relieve your worries. In exchange, it's not too much to ask for a chance to appear on your dating show, is it?"

Director Ma was stunned. He knew a little about this industry, but he wasn't an expert.

Looking at the girl's youthful appearance, it was hard for him to be convinced.

"What are you talking about? I don't need to know. I'm fine."

Director Ma pushed Xia Yu's hand away and arrogantly turned his head to the side.

"Take it, you never know when it might come in handy!"

"don't want!"

"You're welcome."

"Do not!"

Thus, the two of them, in the arena of fame and fortune, staged a scene of relatives giving red envelopes during the Chinese New Year.