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Think back to those days.

Xia Yu is exceptionally gifted and has been making waves in the metaphysics circle for twenty years.

Verifiable battle record: The Ghost King kowtowed until his head bled to become her underling; a popular movie star, plagued by mischievous ghosts, did her laundry and cooked for her; and a billionaire, haunted by wandering ghosts, washed her feet and wiped her sweat.

This blissful life was interrupted by some unorthodox method that appeared out of nowhere.

When Shang Xu first arrived, he did charity work without charging a penny, and he wouldn't take a bath until he had caught all the evil spirits in a day.

This outrageous act led to his being struck by lightning within just a few months.

It seems that under the influence of metaphysical attraction, because he was too much of a jerk and was cursed ten thousand times by Xia Yu, who was full of resentment.

Shang Xu actually failed to ascend and was struck by lightning, falling into a garbage dump and turning into ashes.

Shang Xu: Really? Thank you?

No sooner had Shang Xu's former followers properly buried him than Xia Yu arrived on his whirlwind to pay respects at his grave.

"Oh dear, what a joyous occasion... ugh, what a terrible misfortune! As your colleague, I feel heartbroken, saddened, and grieved by your plight. I feel an overwhelming sense of loss for you!"

After lighting three incense sticks, Xia Yu clutched her heart and began to wail, but couldn't help laughing during the performance.

The next second she dropped the act: "Well done, Shang Xu, you walked so well, so skillfully, so perfectly, so appropriately."

"You stole all my business, leaving me to live in a tiny 666-square-meter villa at such a young age. I have to drive my Maybach to buy groceries every day, and I can't even afford snacks. I can only eat beef jerky that's flown in from the Netherlands to fill my stomach."

Xia Yu turned on the music and played a song called "Good Luck".

She danced wildly to the music, and with a "click" of a lighter, lit a firecracker and casually tossed it onto the grave.

Order of commerce: ……

The continuous crackling sounds were a farewell to her mortal enemy.

Good luck, good luck!

Xia Yu was so immersed in joy that he couldn't pull himself out, when a wisp of smoke suddenly shot straight up from the pervasive smoke.

Xia Yu: ∑(??д??lll)!!!？ ？

She had a bad feeling.

"Xia Yu!!!"

Shang Xu's soul floated in the air and roared at the girl.

"Holy crap!"

"You...you...you were brought back to life by me!?"

Xia Yu was laughing so hard she almost died.

"You really think I can't get my hands on you even if I'm dead?!"

In the blink of an eye, Xia Yu felt an invisible force gripping her neck.

"Who is afraid of who?"

Xia Yu drew a talisman in the air with golden light emanating from her fingertips.

The talisman struck Shang Xu, and with a shrill scream, Xia Yu landed on the lawn.

"Damn it, Xia Yu, do you think I was just a pretty face when I was alive?"

Shang Xu tore the talisman to shreds.

"A little bit."

Xia Yu made a face, openly provoking him.

The two started fighting, disregarding their image.

Strange phenomena appeared in the sky: lightning flashed, thunder roared, and a fierce wind raged.

A group of wandering ghosts, drawn by the smell, came to watch the spectacle, only to see one ghost head after another leaping out from ten miles away.

Poor guy: Hey hey hey, let's fight!

Starving Ghost: I bet a bag of spicy strips that the plague god who hasn't washed his socks for thirty days wins.

Xia Yu: Are you being polite? (?'?'? ?)

Long-haired ghost: I'll bet a stack of paper money on Shang Xu, the guy who doesn't like to sleep in his underwear.

Order of quotient: ...

……

A thunderclap ripped across the sky, startling the creatures who were enjoying their melon-eating. They fled in panic.

Xia Yu and Shang Xu fought back and forth for eight hundred rounds without a clear winner, when the lightning bolt that came at them cleaved them into smoke.

[Dear host, congratulations on binding with the "No Mercy, No Rest" system. It is currently reshaping your consciousness and finding a suitable body. Progress 10%...99%. You will soon be sent to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation. Please prepare yourself.]

"!"

Xia Yu opened her eyes again.

"Yu Yu, you're awake!"

Shen Jiayi, who had been looking worried, was overjoyed the moment she saw the person in bed wake up.

"Yuyu, are you feeling unwell anywhere?"

Wearing a white lab coat, Shen Yanyue exuded focus and composure, her black hair neatly combed back, adding to her capable appearance.

Xia Yu shook her head and took the hot water that Shen Yujing handed over.

Seeing the Shen family members surrounding her with concern, Xia Yu realized that this was not a dream.

After she and Shang Xu were punished by the heavens, she was bound to a system and reborn into a mortal body.

"Sister, you've been sleeping for so long, I cut some fruit for you."

Shen Youyou brought over a plate of fruit with a smile on her face.

[This green tea b*tch is always causing trouble, she's up to her old tricks again. One minute she's pretending to have dropped something, trying to shift the blame onto me for attention, right?]

Xia Yu's complaints were heard by everyone except Shen Youyou, and the others exchanged glances to confirm their suspicions.

"thank you."

Xia Yuxiang prepared to take it.

Shen Youyou's gaze was focused, and as she watched Xia Yu's fingertips about to touch the plate, she seized the opportunity to let go. Xia Yu, who seemed to have foreseen this, reacted quickly and pulled her hand back.

With a "bang," the plate fell to the ground.

"It wasn't that my sister didn't hold it properly, it was my own fault..."

Xia Yu interrupted Shen Youyou and began casting a spell:

"I'm sorry, please don't hit me. It's all my fault. I won't take Mom and my brothers away from you. Please don't hit me, please don't hit me."

She covered her head with her hands, her face filled with fear, and every word she mumbled broke down the Shen family's defenses.

"No, I didn't!"

Shen Youyou was caught off guard by Xia Yu's counterattack, and before she could finish speaking, she was slapped by Shen Jiayi.

"Shen Youyou, all these years our Shen family has taken good care of you, even though you're an adopted daughter. We've treated you well, buying you a million-dollar piano without hesitation and letting you choose any car worth millions. I never imagined you'd treat my Yuyu like this in private!"

At this moment, Shen Jiayi showed no demeanor whatsoever as a wealthy socialite; she was so angry that her body was trembling.

Shen Youyou tried to play the family card one last time: "Mom, that's not how it is. What Xia Yu said isn't true."

"Waaaaah, please don't hit me, please don't hit me..."

Xia Yu continued to add firewood.

"Don't be afraid, Yu Yu, your brothers are here."

Shen Yujing immediately hugged Xia Yu and gently stroked her head to comfort her.

The other two older brothers were also standing by Xia Yu, their eyes filled with hostility as they looked at Shen Youyou, who was speechless and unable to defend herself.

Xia Yumao nestled in Shen Yujing's arms, a mocking smile playing on her pale lips as she looked at Shen Youyou.

Shen Youyou glared fiercely at the gloating people, her hatred reaching its peak.

Shen Jiayi angrily shook off Shen Youyou's hand that was gripping her sleeve, and said coldly, "Get out! And please don't ever show your face in front of us again!"

With tears streaming down her face, Shen Youyou gritted her teeth and left.

"Yuyu, it's all my fault these past years. I haven't taken good care of you."

Shen Jiayi hugged Xia Yu with a face full of guilt, and she couldn't help but shed tears.

"It's okay, Mom. I'm so glad to meet you."

Xia Yu was overwhelmed with gratitude and deeply moved by the sudden display of familial affection.

Here.

Shen Youyou was filled with resentment. She rushed out of the hospital without looking where she was going and was hit by a truck, which threw her more than ten meters away.

"Someone's been hit! Call 120 immediately!"

"With so much blood lost, it seems he won't survive."

……

A commotion erupted around them, and they had no further contact with Shen Youyou.

[Congratulations, host Shen Youyou, on awakening the Female Supporting Character System. Female Supporting Character System 087 is at your service, currently reshaping your consciousness... 1%... 99%...]

The girl lying in the pool of blood suddenly opened her eyes, a strange smile playing on her lips: "Xia Yu!"