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When Xia Yu opened her eyes, all she saw was darkness, and the sounds of mourning could be heard from time to time around her.

"Dad, where are you now?"

A smug voice echoed in my mind:

[Dear host, congratulations on successfully binding to the "I Won't Stop Trouble You" system. You are currently lying happily in a coffin.]

Inside the vast mourning hall, the entire Shen family wept uncontrollably.

"Youyou, don't cry. Xia Yu deserved to die. No one will be able to bully you anymore."

Fu Jingnian comforted Shen Youyou, who had a sad expression on her face.

"No, no matter how bad she is, she's still my sister."

Shen Youyou pretended to be heartbroken and lost her footing, then delicately threw herself into the man's arms, pretending to wipe away tears to hide the corners of her mouth that were about to turn up in a smile.

Fu Jingnian felt heartbroken seeing Shen Youyou's sensible appearance. He hugged her tightly and secretly rejoiced that the person he was to marry was already dead. Otherwise, given Xia Yu's experience of living in the countryside for more than ten years, even if she were a real heiress, she wouldn't be worthy of his status.

I can only thank God for his mercy; he finally caught her.

Inside the coffin, Xia Yu crossed her legs and listened intently to the thoughts of everyone around her.

"How dare you, you blind little man, curse me to die?"

Xia Yu laughed and opened the coffin lid with one hand.

With a "whoosh," the coffin lid flew up and, to the astonishment of the crowd, struck a lucky person.

"Brother Jingnian!"

Shen Youyou was shocked.

Everyone stared wide-eyed as the girl in her burial clothes in the coffin in the center of the mourning hall suddenly sat up. Her long hair was disheveled, and her already pale face, made up with the makeup of a dead person, made her look like a female ghost under the light.

Xia Yu stretched and yawned as she politely greeted him:

Good evening, dear friends and family, uncles and aunts!

"A ghost! Aaaaaah!"

In an instant, only a few people remained in the mourning hall.

"Why are you running? Don't make a fuss."

Xia Yu was pulled out of the coffin.

"Yu Yu, you're not dead?"

A beautiful woman ran up and hugged her. Shen Jiayi's well-maintained face looked a few years older because her eyes were swollen from crying.

Feeling her daughter's warm body, Shen Jiayi burst into tears of joy: "It's so good, Yuyu, my precious daughter, you're still alive!"

This is my beautiful, rich, talented, successful, and doting mom. I love her so much! But Mom, you're great in every way, except you're a little too love-struck.

Shen Jiayi was stunned; she didn't quite understand why Xia Yu would say that.

"Xia Yu, are you using the same old trick again, faking your death to gain our sympathy? Is it fun?"

Lin Anguo shouted loudly.

[Ugh, this old man is ugly, incompetent, and has a terrible temper. Luckily he's my stepfather; none of us inherited his genes. Thank goodness.]

Xia Yu shook her head, feeling sorry for her mother who was so naive and easily deceived by this gigolo.

"You unfilial daughter, what nonsense are you spouting?"

Lin Guoan was so angry that his nostrils flared out.

[You old rascal, with your shifty eyes, you're not even bright enough. What did I say? You're crazy.]

Xia Yu rolled her eyes, completely unaware that her thoughts had been overheard.

"Dad, you've gone too far. I believe that Yu Yu would never do something as serious as life and death, no matter how reckless she is."

Xia Yu looked at him with a touch of emotion. Shen Heshu was as handsome as a bamboo, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses perched on his high nose. He looked gentle and refined, but his almond-shaped eyes behind the lenses revealed a resolute air.

This is my well-educated and reasonable older brother. He's so young and promising! He's about to run for mayor. Be careful of those treacherous people around you. But don't worry, I'm in the metaphysical circle. Anyone who dares to frame you, I'll calculate their birth date and time and put them under a wine jar. I'm waiting for you to take office and protect me!

Shen Heshu was incredulous. He hadn't told anyone about his election campaign, so how could Xia Yu know?

Moreover, Xia Yu's big eyes kept darting around, and her mouth didn't move at all. Could it be that the complaints everyone heard just now were her true feelings?

"Yes, Dad, I believe my sister has learned her lesson from last time and has repented. Please don't be angry."

After the ambulance took Fu Jingnian away, Shen Youyou didn't care about him. She was now trying to figure out how Xia Yu, whose body had clearly been cold, had suddenly come back to life.

Shen Youyou has a well-behaved appearance that everyone loves, and every gesture she makes is just right and charming.

Unfortunately, the original owner and Shen Youyou were born on the same day, month, and year, leading to an absurd situation where a mistaken identity occurred, a plot straight out of a novel.

After going through countless hardships, the Shen family finally found the original owner who was suffering in a poor and remote area after searching for ten years.

Using the excuse that she would repay the kindness of the Shen family over the years by working hard to earn money before leaving, Shen Youyou stayed at the Shen family. Not only did she always try to get attention, but she also openly and secretly targeted the original owner and tried to steal her fiancé.

The original owner of this body was already lacking in love, so she was naturally no match for this scheming person. Her personality became irritable and her actions were not pleasing, but the Shen family still took good care of her.

This made Shen Youyou even more jealous and filled her with hatred for the original owner of the body.

"But sister, you've already been put into a coffin, how could you suddenly come back to life? There's no such miracle in this world, it's really hard not to be suspicious..."

Wow, this green tea is really something, her voice is sickeningly sweet. She hired someone to run me over and then came here pretending to be all innocent. But you didn't expect this, did you? Your dad is alive again, hehehe.

"What? Shen Youyou, did you hire someone to hit Yu Yu?"

Shen Yanyue grabbed Shen Youyou's hand with such force that Shen Youyou almost knelt down.

[I never expected my second brother to be so clever. He already knew the truth before I could expose this green tea bitch. No wonder he's made a name for himself in the medical field at such a young age. But you're destined to face a calamity, so be careful at all times.]

Shen Yanyue looked surprised and repeatedly asked if he had just imagined it.

"I didn't, Second Brother."

Shen Youyou looked flustered, but she quickly composed herself and put on a pitiful look to gain sympathy.

She really couldn't understand why Shen Yanyue suddenly turned his attention to her.

"Big brother, second brother, did you hear Yu Yu's..." inner voice.

Their beloved younger sister was found again, and Shen Yu's tone was extremely excited. Shen Heshu and Shen Yanyue quickly covered his mouth to stop him from talking out of control.

Xia Yu looked at Shen Yujing, her eyes immediately lighting up.

Shen Yujing possesses an amazing appearance. His skin is as white and smooth as mutton fat jade, and his narrow eyes sparkle like stars, deep and charming. His comic book-like body proportions make him a natural-born idol.

[Genius idol Shen Yu is shocked! My third brother is so handsome! But third brother, your path to stardom is destined to be fraught with danger. Too many people are eyeing you covetously. Something bad is bound to happen sooner or later.]

Shen Yu was shocked: ? ? ?

"Yuyu, is there anything wrong with your body right now? Let your second brother take your pulse."

Shen Yanyue stepped forward with a worried expression.

Just as he was about to encounter Xia Yu, the girl did ten somersaults and then performed a set of Tai Chi.

"Who says I'm not feeling well? My body is in great shape."

She inadvertently caught a glimpse of her reflection in the brightly lit glass window:

"Frog Fun, a ghost—!"

Shen Yanyue caught Xia Yu, who had fainted from fright.

"Yu Yu!"

The crowd gathered around nervously.

Shen Youyou saw Xia Yu in Shen Yanyue's arms lift one eye at her and make a face at her defiantly, much to her surprise.

What a joke! Xia Yu has caught so many ghosts with her bare hands that even the King of Hell has to get up at five in the morning to make her soy milk. How could she possibly be afraid?

The scene was rather awkward, so Xia Yu had no choice but to end it in this way, and she fell asleep in Shen Yanyue's arms.

"Xia Yu was faking it, she was faking fainting!"

She pointed at Xia Yu and loudly exposed him.

"What nonsense are you talking about? If anything happens to Yu Yu and you delay her, I'll never forgive you!"

Cracks appeared on Shen Yujing's flawless face.

(Fresh Mango's thoughts: The earlier parts were all disorganized, so it might be hard to keep up. It wasn't until the international part, Thailand, that it became more rhythmic and stable. I hope the bad writing at the beginning can make you laugh and keep going until the Thailand part. Finally, please give me some points to encourage me to update! I look forward to your ratings -- 2024/12/30)