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As the footsteps approached, Shen Youyou came up.

"Brother Shangxu, which room did you choose?"

Shen Youyou's eyes lit up when she saw Shang Xu, and she approached him in a familiar and affectionate manner.

Although she was disappointed with Shang Xu's identity, Shang Xu's face could also create other infinite value.

Moreover, she disliked Xia Yu and naturally didn't want Shang Xu to get close to Xia Yu.

Shang Xu frowned slightly, clearly displeased.

When Xia Yu saw him like this, she quickly turned her head away and chuckled.

Xia Yu: How can someone be so embarrassing, hahaha!

Shang Xu clearly heard Xia Yu's thoughts again, and he said bluntly, "Don't call me brother. I'm so good-looking, and you're so barely attractive. We're not a good match."

Shen Youyou's smiling face turned embarrassed. She gritted her teeth and let out a soft "humph".

[Is this 82 green tea tonic really that embarrassing? How can someone be so shameless? It's hilarious!]

[I'm so angry! It's clearly Shang Xu's fault. Our Youyou greeted him so politely and gently, and he was so ungrateful!]

[Former fans feel ashamed. Shen Youyou, if you don't treat yourself better, who will take you seriously? All you do all day is engage in those green tea petty schemes.]

[Shen Youyou, you never do anything that involves people, you're like a teddy bear every day.]

When Fu Jingnian came up, he only saw Shen Youyou sulking alone.

"Youyou, who made you unhappy?"

Fu Jingnian looked distressed.

"No." Shen Youyou turned her head away angrily.

Fu Jingnian followed her gaze and saw the room with a lotus flower plaque hanging on it.

"It's Xia Yu again!" He clenched his fist.

"Perhaps my sister doesn't want me to get too close to you, Brother Fu, which I understand. After all, you and my sister are a couple." Shen Youyou began to speak eloquently.

Shen Youyou is perfect for playing the role of a scheming mistress; she'd definitely be a breakout star.

What are those two whispering about? Can't they speak louder? Do they think we can hear them?

[Hey you, watch your mouth! Do you even earn a fraction of what Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian earn in a month? Yet you keep calling them that. Looks like you grew up alone. Pretty impressive.]

[Sorry, I don't make much money. My family gives me a seven-figure monthly allowance. I have assets all over the world and am currently vacationing in Dubai. I don't care at all about the meager earnings that Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian make by dressing up as clowns.]

[Hahaha, this is the most satisfying novel of the year!]

Seeing Fu Jingnian turn around and knock on Xia Yu's door for her sake, Shen Youyou couldn't help but smile.

"Knock knock—".

"what?"

Xia Yu knew from the impolite noise that it was Fu Gou.

"Xia Yu, I've warned you eight hundred times already. Even if you are the real heiress of the Shen family, I will not marry you, nor will I give you a second glance. You are not even worth a single hair of Youyou's. If I find out again that you are bullying Youyou..."

"What? Come closer and say it." Xia Yu interrupted him.

Fu Jingnian leaned closer: "I said, if I find out you're bullying Youyou again..."

…. "

Xia Yu slammed the door shut, and with a bang, Fu Jingnian stumbled and fell to the ground.

Fu Jingnian covered his forehead, too angry to even utter a curse.

At this moment, Xu Jianian walked over, and whether she really didn't see it or pretended not to, she stepped directly on his waist.

"Why is there a carpet here?" He reluctantly put his shoes down and stepped on it again.

"Are you blind? Can't you see me?" Fu Jingnian finally exploded in anger.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Xu Jianian withdrew her foot, without the slightest hint of apology on her face.

He exclaimed, "I never expected that Brother Fu, who is almost thirty, would still fall asleep as soon as he hits the pillow, just like us young people."

“I’m only 24!!!” Fu Jingnian shouted.

Xu Jianian whistled happily, pretending not to hear, and hung up the sign before closing the door.

“Brother Fu, it seems that my sister is angry, but she’s gone too far!” Shen Youyou then stepped forward to help Fu Jingnian.

“If she were even a fraction as sensible as you, I wouldn’t hate her so much!” Fu Jingnian stood up, looking disheveled.

He had a door frame mark on his forehead, and Shen Youyou saw it and burst out laughing.

"What's wrong, Youyou?"

"It's alright, Brother Fu, I'll go back to my room to rest now."

……

Galaxy Film Studio Practice Room.

After three hours of extra practice, Shen Yu was exhausted. He slid down the wall and sat on the floor, sweat slowly streaming down his fair face. His tired appearance was reflected in the huge dance mirror.

Su Yu first opened the bottle cap and handed him the water.

"Thank you, Captain. Thank you for spending extra time with me during training."

Shen Yu felt a warm feeling in his heart.

"Um... I have a question for you."

Su Yuxian awkwardly touched his high, straight nose.

"Go ahead and say it. With our relationship, what's there to be shy about?"

He patted Su Yuxian on the shoulder and gave him a reassuring look.

"Do you have your sister's WeChat?" Su Yuxian seemed rather embarrassed.

"Um, what?"

He had a mouthful of water in his mouth, making gurgling, indistinct sounds.

He swallowed the water: "You said you're my sister, how could I not have her contact information?"

"That's what I want..."

"What are you thinking about!" Shen Yu was startled and interrupted the captain.

"Captain, I consider you my captain, my most respected older brother, and you actually want to be my brother-in-law!?" Shen Yu was completely shocked, as if he had discovered something incredible.

"Actually, it's not impossible. I can introduce you to that lousy Shen Youyou, as long as you don't mind." Shen Yujing couldn't bear to part with his precious Yuyu, but of course he also knew that the captain wouldn't care about Shen Youyou.

In previous years, Shen Youyou would always shamelessly visit him on set, but in reality, besides trying to please him, she just wanted to make her presence felt in the team.

His eyes lit up when he saw Su Yuxian, which made him lose all face.

Later, because every time she visited the set, she would be photographed and become a hot topic, Sister Lan made a domineering appearance and scolded her until she cried, telling her not to come again, and only then did the matter pass.

Two years later, he is still teased by his teammates because of this incident, becoming a laughing stock within the team.

"What the hell!?" Su Yu shook him, trying to shake the water out of his head.

"I'm dizzy." Shen Yujing made a pause gesture with both hands.

"Here's the thing, my mom is a fan of Xia Yu. Could you ask your sister for an autograph for me?"

Su Yu said seriously.

Xia Yu had very poor resources in her early years. While Shen Youyou was running around in popular variety shows, she could only go to small, third-tier cities to film dramas, and the themes were all the kind that middle-aged people liked.

The only stroke of luck was that she turned those mediocre productions into critically acclaimed ones, yet she remained lukewarm in popularity and was inexplicably targeted by online trolls.

But as soon as the dating reality show aired, her popularity only increased.

"Tch, why didn't you say so earlier? You made me misunderstand."

Shen Yu's heart, which had been hanging in suspense, was relieved. He gave an "OK" sign: "The autograph is a small matter."