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As the sun gradually sank in the west, a magnificent sunset appeared on the horizon.

The afterglow of the setting sun covered the entire Lanxi, like a layer of orange-red gauze, making this ancient town with a long history even more enchanting.

Smoke curled from chimneys above the village as the filming crew moved from the small courtyard to the large courtyard.

"Through our three-word sentence-making game, the guest with the highest score will have priority to choose a room in the courtyard, in the following order: Shang Xu Jiu Fen."

Discussion on Weibo:

Potatoes that grew up eating potatoes: Shang Sha Diao's super topic has more than 500,000 fans and is still growing like crazy. If he opened a Weibo account, it would be amazing. Other guests are also growing more or less, but I like Mu Qing the most [heart].

Social gossip: My dad works in the entertainment industry, and he has to work overtime tonight to keep up with the latest news on the variety show. He said that all the major talent agencies and media companies in the industry are going to call Director Ma non-stop, all in an effort to boost his business [winking emoji].

So handsome I got stabbed: Before I knew it, it was already evening. I just remembered that I had been slacking off at the company all day to watch the live stream. HR told me to get out of here tomorrow. Fine, I'll get out. I don't want to work this stupid job anyway. [rolls eyes]

What's wrong? I have welfare. @SoHandsomeItWasStabbed: Young man, you can come work at my company. [Handshake]

The guy who was so handsome he got stabbed replied that he had welfare: Thanks, bro, but I'm a rent collector [doge emoji].

Shang Xu's Dog: I was reluctant to leave Lian Zong while I was cooking, but my phone fell into the soup. Luckily, the phone was fine. It just tasted a bit like pickled fish. It was because Shang Shadiao mentioned pickled fish that I made it [smile].

The dating reality show crashed Weibo several times in just one day.

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"Xia Yu gets 8 points, Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian get 7 points, Mu Qing gets 6 points, Li Yan gets 5 points, Xu Jianian gets 4 points, and Duan Xiaotang gets 3 points."

Fu Jingnian couldn't help but smile when he heard his name and Shen Youyou's name listed together.

Shen Youyou noticed his intense gaze, and she looked away, feeling embarrassed.

Fu Jingnian ran his fingers to his eyebrows, thinking narcissistically: Youyou must be shy. Damn it, she's still so innocent.

Xia Yu glanced at the two of them: They're a perfect match, lock them up, don't let them enter the market.

The courtyard houses antique-style pavilions with roofs covered in aged blue tiles and copper bells hanging from the upturned eaves. The green brick walls are slightly mottled.

The ginkgo trees swayed in the wind, and the dim lights gave this old courtyard a lively atmosphere.

"Our courtyard has two floors. There are three rooms downstairs and five rooms upstairs for the guests to choose from. The production team has made two kinds of wooden signs. Before entering, please choose one and hang it on the wall next to the room."

Looking around, there are eight wooden plaques with text engraved on them, and the plaques are decorated with exquisite patterns.

"What's the point of hanging this?" Duan Xiaotang asked curiously.

"Director, this isn't for warding off evil spirits, is it?" Xia Yu joked.

"Frog Fun, Director, even if you're short on funds, you can't make us live in a haunted house! I want to live a few more years!" Xu Jianian pretended to be scared, he was really into the role, and trembling, he snuggled into Li Yan's arms.

Li Yan pushed his head away with a look of disgust: "What's a real man afraid of?"

"Tch, don't all the haters say I'm a sissy?" Xu Jianian picked at a strand of hair and played with it, making a joke as he did so.

[Luo He: Who dares to say that my brother Jianian is effeminate? If you don't have any taste, don't embarrass yourself.]

[Luo He: Life is so boring and tasteless, even a toad is commenting on humanity]

"No, what does this sentence you taught me to send mean?"

After Luo He finished speaking in the live chat, he belatedly asked Jiang Shuyi.

"Brother, you really don't know?"

Jiang Shuyi wondered how she hadn't known before that her brother Luo was illiterate.

Chen Shao: "That means all those trolls who insulted you, Brother Jianian, are toads."

Chen Shao had smoked countless cigarettes; the floor was littered with cigarette butts.

He was leisurely cleaning, a large gold brick from the Yellow Crane Tower dangling from his mouth.

"Oh, I get it!" Luo He suddenly realized.

"Any other words like that? Tell me them all! I want to take on Brother Jianian's little black-haired bastard one-on-one!" Luo He was full of fighting spirit.

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As Shang Xu approached the notice board, he could smell a faint sandalwood scent. The notice board read: "Guess what this wooden sign is for? I won't tell you, it's just for fun, to make you curious."

He glanced back at Director Ma speechlessly: "He's almost forty and still so childish."

Director Ma spoke slowly, reminding everyone: "Girls should choose wooden plaques carved with lotus flowers, and boys should choose wooden plaques carved with lotus leaves."

The wooden plaques come in two types: one with lotus flowers carved on the left and the other with lotus leaves carved on the right.

He examined the small characters engraved on it.

"The mountains and rivers seemed to block the way, but then a bright future appeared amidst the willows and flowers..."

He looked at the lotus flower tile first, and read it by muscle memory, but found that the lotus flower tile on the right had the phrase "a new village appears after a dark willow and a bright flower".

The four lotus leaf plaques read:

Do not add "to" after "make".

Even a glance is a chance.

Be humble and avoid arrogance.

I really want to eat fried chicken.

As he silently read the text, he had already pieced together these seemingly disparate sentences; the wooden plaque must be the one that determines the two-person pairings for tomorrow.

Although he knew it was based on rhyming, it didn't matter. He was the first to choose, and he didn't know which piece Xia Yu would pick.

The others saw Shang Xu hesitate for a moment before reaching for a wooden plaque and entering the small house.

The comments section started displaying everyone's unique talents:

Director Ma is starting to play with abstract concepts, hahaha!

[I know this one too. "The sunrise over the river is redder than fire, and Yi Yangqianxi only loves me."]

I came, I came, and suddenly sat up in shock from my deathbed; the clown was none other than myself.

Praise me! When one door closes, another opens; you're just as idiotic as I am.

[My luck is great: I never fail a course, and I'm surrounded by handsome guys every day.]

My current work attitude is: if the sun rises, I won't get up; I'm the boss!

The weather's like this, my life is adrift, like duckweed battered by rain; I'm so hot I feel like I'm going to deform.

……

When it was Xia Yu's turn to see these things, she fell silent.

She glanced back at Director Ma, only to see him giving Xia Yu a smug look as if he thought he was very clever: "How about that? Amazing, right? I'm smart, aren't I?"

Xia Yu casually picked up a piece and took away the "dazzling array of flowers" (a type of flower).

As she was going up the stairs, someone called her name.

Looking up, the tall, slender boy leaned lazily against the railing, the lamplight outlining his handsome features.

He nodded slightly, a smile playing on his lips, looking spirited and confident.

What does your wooden sign say?

Shang Xu waved the wooden sign in his hand.

Xia Yu saw that Shang Xu's wooden sign read: "Take a look if you can."

A riot of colors dazzles the eye; take a look while you can.

Oh no, they're a couple!

Xia Yu chuckled, not intending to tell him: "Guess for yourself."

"Aren't you going to choose a room?" Xia Yu asked, noticing that he was taking his time and not in a hurry at all, instead focusing his attention on the wooden plaque she was holding behind her back.

"Ladies first, you choose first."

"No, follow the rules."

"Okay." Shang Xu casually hung the wooden sign in the nearest spot.

Xia Yu turned around and chose a room far away from him. She had just hung the lotus flower plaque on the nail when Shang Xu neatly hung the lotus leaf plaque in the room next to hers.

"We've known each other for a long time, there's no need for such a hardline relationship. Are you afraid of me?"

"Who's afraid of who?" Xia Yu retorted forcefully.

Seeing that she had no intention of touching the sign, Shang Xu felt relieved.