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"Duan Xiaotang, Li Yan, Xu Jianian."

Director Ma fell in love with the rhythm of including people's names; he found it incredibly fun.

Shang Xu hesitated for a long time: "Duan Xiaotang knelt down on one knee to propose to Li Yan, and Xu Jianian was singing and dancing there."

Xu Jianian felt that he was so charming that Director Ma and Shang Xu were pursuing him so closely: "Why do you always slander me for no reason?"

[Singing and dancing, haha, Xu Jianian should change her name to Xu Qiuyue!]

[The class representative is here. Li Yan rode Xu Jianian to eat and dash, and was sent to a reformatory by Duan Xiaotang for three years. After they came out, the two of them walked in pure prison style.]

[Shangxu Baobao, we'll accompany you from obscurity to dazzling success, let's go!]

Less than a day after the show started airing, Shang Xu trended on social media more than ten times due to his outstanding appearance and contrasting personality. Before he even opened a super topic on Weibo, it was quickly established, with hundreds of thousands of fans online generating data, making him as popular as a rising star.

"With tears in her eyes, Hermès, Xu Jianian."

"Xu Jianian bought Fu Jingnian a Hermes bag with tears in her eyes. Fu Jingnian smiled shyly and rushed into Xu Jianian's arms."

Xu Jianian wasn't having it: "Be careful, I might send you a lawyer's letter after get off work."

Fu Jingnian looked at me with a "Don't touch me" expression: "It's true what they say, when you're out and about, you often get bitten by dogs."

Director Ma's eyes darted upwards with ill intent, and he began to speak faster. The others could only see his mouth opening and closing, and they couldn't hear what he was saying at all. All they heard was a string of "blah blah blah blah".

Shang Xu raised an eyebrow: That's it?

His eyebrows curved into a smile, and he spoke with effortless ease:

"Xu Jianian went to the vegetable market to sell vegetables and took Grandma Liu's eggs by chance. Grandma Liu chased him for 30,000 kilometers."

"Shen Youyou climbed eight hundred floors in one go, developing a very muscular physique. After jumping, she caused the building to collapse."

"After secretly stuffing things into a sack in the public restroom, Fu Jingnian hesitated, slipped, and ate a mouthful of mop."

"Director Ma sleepwalked to West Lake in the middle of the night to take the driving test, but was captured by Fahai and imprisoned in Leifeng Pagoda because he disturbed the peace. He was heartbroken."

"After wearing a bikini and being exposed to the sun for 180 hours, Xia Yu was dried out like a small dried fish and was swept by the waves to the Bermuda Triangle. In a fit of anger, she..."

The barrage of comments was filled with the word "Awesome".

I hadn't had enough of the previous one when another one came along, it was so fast I was breathless from laughing.

……

They were completely stunned by Shang Xu's incredible move.

Even Director Ma forgot what he had said a few seconds earlier after he finished speaking, but Shang Xu not only heard him clearly but also completed the sentence construction perfectly.

"You're really something." Director Ma was completely convinced.

Shang Xu's total score has reached nine points, currently the highest in the entire competition.

The remaining two directors, led by Director Ma, played rock-paper-scissors.

Li Yan won three out of five games.

"Li Datou, take this!"

"Wife, old lady, wife cake."

Li Yan said calmly, "My wife bought a wife cake and saw a pitiful old woman begging when she crossed the street, so she gave the cake to the old woman."

Director Ma gave a sly smile and asked, "Who's your wife?"

Li Yan smiled shyly and urged him to hurry up without answering.

Pumpkin, winter melon, cantaloupe.

"I was wearing a pumpkin hat and carrying a cantaloupe when I tripped over a winter melon. The cantaloupe broke into pieces and I cried loudly."

Li Yan pretended to cry by placing her hands in front of her eyes.

His unhurried manner gave off the vibe of a high-ranking official carrying a thermos, which made Director Ma anxious for him.

[Li Yingfeng played a leader in his last movie, so he probably hasn't gotten out of character yet, hahaha]

Director Ma usually makes the guests who are answering questions anxious, but now he's the one who's getting anxious.

[Report: Xia Yu and Shang Xu are secretly eating snacks in a corner.]

"Hey, why do they call you Flower?"

With his mouth full of potato chips, Shang Xu asked Xia Yu, who was stuffing French fries into her mouth, with curiosity.

"The colorful world is fascinating."

Xia Yu has already read the random reply.

"Good grief, you guys did something bad and didn't include me!"

Xu Jianian squeezed into the middle of them, picked up a bag of spicy prince snacks, and started popping them into her mouth.

As a dark shadow fell, a dignified voice rang out from behind: "Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious." Xu Jianian, oblivious to his bad premonition, grabbed a bag of konjac snacks and handed it to someone behind him without looking back: "You should have a bag too."

"Thank you so much," Director Ma said, grinding his teeth.

"..." Xu Jianian hurriedly turned around and his gaze was met with Director Ma's unshaven, sour face.

"Director Ma, you haven't shaved properly."

Xu Jianian chuckled and tried to change the subject.

"I can recommend a really cool and useful one to you..." He gradually fell silent under Director Ma's continued gaze.

"No, you two aren't loyal enough!"

He looked left and right, but Xia Yu and Shang Xu were nowhere to be seen.

Shang Xu, who had returned to his place, waved goodbye to Xu Jianian.

Xu Jianian: Business Dog.

Li Yan's final score was five. With his ability, he could have gotten a higher score, but for some reason, he became indifferent and calm when answering questions, answering them slowly and steadily without any sense of competition.

Xu Jianian was dragged back to participate in the game before she could even wipe the spicy stains off her lips.

"Jia...Xu Jianian, you didn't wipe your mouth clean."

Mu Qing handed him a tissue.

"Thank you, Sister Muqing."

Xu Jianian’s voice was cheerful as he roughly crumpled the tissue with the cartoon pattern into a ball and threw it into the trash can.

Mu Qing's brain went blank after being called "sister"; she was only one year older than Xu Jianian.

[Shang Lai, why don't you take some snack commercials? Look how tempting the kids are, they can only sneak off to eat them in a corner.]

[Jiang Shuyi: What happened? My goddess Mu Qing seemed a little disappointed just now]

[Tangtang only got 3 points, and Li Yingdi probably wanted to get the same low score. The fans of the "Ice Sugar and Snow Pear" couple are surviving by digging up every little clue.]

"Xu Jianian, please listen to the question."

"Xu Jianian got married, and Shen Youyou is in postpartum confinement."

Director Ma not only changed the rules, but also immediately set a trap based on the wording.

Shen Youyou, who was being called upon, looked at Xu Jianian expectantly.

"Shen Youyou pursued Fu Jingnian, and the two were deeply in love and had a whirlwind marriage. After Fu Jingnian gave birth to a big, healthy boy, he was in a postpartum care center. When the baby was celebrating his one-month birthday, Xu Jianian reluctantly gave him a 9.9 yuan gift."

Xu Jianian is straightforward and says whatever comes to mind.

"Xu Jianian!" Shen Youyou's tone seemed to be blaming, but it also carried a hint of coquetry.

Director Ma grinned wickedly, a sense of satisfaction at finally catching you wrong: "No points! I meant marriage, not a whirlwind wedding!"

"If you don't want it, then don't. I'll give it to Director Ma as charity."

Xu Jianian waved his hand magnanimously.

"I am Xu, a philanthropist. Director Ma, please don't be too moved. I still have to continue to help all living beings and will not accept your offer of yourself."

Director Ma's face darkened: "..."

The surrounding area was filled with barely suppressed laughter.

“Real doo doo, Sawadika.”

"Xia Yu and I met a Thai friend who looked a lot like Director Ma while we were on our honeymoon in Thailand, so we went up to ask him for directions. He first said 'Sawasdee ka' and then told us how to get there in broken Chinese. I replied with 'Real Du or Fake Du,' and he replied that 'Real Du' was actually Director Ma."

Xia Yu was bewildered: "What's it to me?"

Xu Jianian winked at him playfully.

Director Ma was once again pushed to his limit: "Alright, alright, you little rascal."

"Yeah yeah yeah."

Xu Jianian proudly flashed a peace sign at the camera.

He scored two points in the end, for a total of four points.