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Director Ma said politely, "Xiaotang, come on in."

Duan Xiaotang smiled and said, "I was prepared a long time ago."

“Xia Yu, Shang Xu, Xu Jia Nian”.

Director Ma immediately unleashed his most powerful move upon opening his mouth.

Before Duan Xiaotang could even answer, netizens with their incredible talents had already begun flooding the screen with comments:

Xia Yu smelled Xu Jianian's stinky socks and vomited on Shang Xu.

Shang Xu stole Xia Yu's spicy snacks and got beaten up by Xu Jianian.

Xia Yu dressed Xu Jianian up as a doll and gave her to Shang Xu as a birthday present.

Shang Xu secretly wears Xu Jianian's wedding dress and elopes with Xia Yu.

[Luo He: Xu Jianian kissed Xia Yu in front of Shang Xu]

A player with a spending level of 60 appeared in the live stream.

Netizens quickly recognized him as Luo He, a son of a prominent figure in Beijing's elite circles.

This live stream is amazing! It's got all sorts of amazing people here. Luo He is a true-blue Red Army second-generation and nth-generation businessman. Even Fu Jingnian would have to crawl on his knees in front of him.

The comments section was filled with people trying to bask in Luo He's good fortune in reincarnation.

At that moment, a 2000 yuan comment stole his thunder.

[Shen Yu was shocked: Xia Yu rode Shang Xu across the street to visit Xu Jianian, who had a leg cramp]

Shen Yu made a dazzling entrance with special effects.

[Halt! What strange thing has gotten in here?]

[Yu Jingbao just finished performing, and he's already stealing a phone to surf the internet again. He even knows how to upgrade, turning 1000 yuan worth of comments into 2000 yuan. Sister Lan, your landlord's silly son has come out again!]

[Su Yuxian: Shen Yujing, hurry up and come out of the toilet to train!]

Shen Yujing debuted in the talent show "Trainee 2020" and formed a boy group with Su Yuxian and others, which became popular all over the country. This year, the group focuses on international appeal and has a packed schedule.

[Hilarious! Captain Su is here to catch someone in the live stream. Shen Yujing is doomed this time.]

Xia Yu saw the dramatic scene unfolding in the live chat and felt a pang of sorrow: "My dear brother, please give us all a break."

Galaxy Films.

After being caught red-handed, Shen Yujing nervously put his phone away. He cautiously opened the door, his thieving eyes darting left and right in the empty corridor. Only when he saw that no one was around did he feel relieved enough to come out.

"I need to find the captain to protect me as soon as possible."

"Shen Yujing, who are you looking for?"

Lan Jie's ghostly voice startled the 1.8-meter-tall Shen Yu into hiding like a turtle.

"Ouch...ouch, Sister Lan, it hurts."

Sister Lan grabbed Shen Yujing's ear, exasperated: "What are you up to now? Instead of training properly, do you want to end up in a factory screwing in screws?"

"Sister Lan, be gentle, or you'll regret it later."

Shen Yu was the first to notice the pair of high-end custom shoes that cost 100,000 yuan on Su Yuxian's feet.

Looking further up, Su Yuxian leaned against the door frame, his incredibly handsome face calmly watching the show.

The moment he stood there, he became Shen Yujing's savior.

"Captain, save me!"

Without thinking twice, Shen Yujing immediately grabbed the captain's leg.

Su Yuxian's work pants were almost ripped off.

Who could resist their group's darling playing the victim? Su Yuxian tried to smooth things over: "Sister Lan, just punish him with an extra hour of practice later."

"I'd be willing to work for two hours," Shen Yu said, feigning innocence despite getting a good deal.

Sister Lan: "Okay, three hours then."

Shen Yu exclaimed in shock, "What?!"

The sky is falling.

……

Duan Xiaotang was so engrossed in watching the drama that he forgot to answer. It was only in the last thirty seconds that Li Yan, who had finally realized what was happening, reminded him.

"Xia Yu treated Xu Jianian to a lavish meal, making Shang Xu so hungry he cried."

Duan Xiaotang caught the last train.

Shang Xu confirmed, "It really will make you drool."

"Time's up, Xiaotang barely scored a point."

Duan Xiaotang had a total score of three points. She waved her hand dismissively, "Shang Lai, you don't understand. The score isn't important. What's important is that the comments in the live stream are so much fun!"

Director Ma roared, "Don't call me by my full name!"

Duan Xiaotang feigned a wronged expression: "Why are you being so fierce?"

"Alright, I'll let you call it once," Director Ma conceded.

"This is the Shang Lai who grew up with us since childhood," Li Yan said, half-jokingly and half-teasingly.

That's right. Duan Xiaotang, Li Yan, and Ma Shanglai grew up in the same courtyard. Director Ma, who was a little older than them, was their hero-like older brother. When they were little, they always stuck to his back and called him "brother".

Now, the heroic older brother has become a confidant who is like a bear.

"Li Datou, get out of here!" Director Ma launched his magical attack.

Li Yan had been told since childhood that he had a big head, especially when he was next to Duan Xiaotang, who had a small head and face.

In the early days, haters called Li Yan "Big Head Li," but later he was recognized by the idol himself, and the nickname became a term of endearment. However, people prefer to call him "Actor Li."

Xu Jianian chuckled: "Big head, big head, no worries when it rains."

At the UZ Club, Luo He had a phone in one hand and his meticulously maintained hands were tirelessly controlling comments on Weibo.

He was wearing a headband with the three big characters "Xu Jianian" written on it.

"Where did these haters come from? Jia Nian is so outstanding and has such a good personality. They don't know how to appreciate her."

Jiang Shuyi, who had just come from the Sunny Day super topic, also didn't understand why Mu Qing, who was so nice, was always being accused of being arrogant.

"Please, our Muqing is just naturally cold-faced. She looks very serious when she's not smiling. How can you call that being a diva? Who says you have to smile all the time to be considered good-tempered?"

Chen Shao covered his eyes as if he had seen something unclean: "Director Ma drew Fu Jingnian, can I not watch Strong's scenes?"

……

"Camel, fallen leaves, internet access."

Director Ma had only fifteen seconds left to finish speaking about Fu Jingnian.

"A camel riding a fallen leaf to an internet cafe went viral after it was accidentally photographed."

Fu Jingnian sat down, and the total score was from one to seven.

"Youyou, we're so destined to be together, both seven points."

Fu Jingnian shared the news with Shen Youyou with a look of delight.

Shen Youyou knew, of course, that Fu Jingnian's reputation was ruined and he was being ridiculed by the entire internet. She naturally didn't want to get involved, but she couldn't afford to fall out with him either. She smiled tactfully and said, "Haha, is that so?"

"Shang Xu, come here."

"I'm not coming, I'm not coming."

Shang Xu rebelled, pointing to the side: "Give Xu Dawan a bowl."

"I'm not a big shot, I'm a big shot!" Xu Jianian corrected.

"Didn't you eat a really big bowl of food at lunchtime?" Fu Jingnian said sarcastically.

"Shang Xu, please listen to the question."

Shang Xu stood up obediently.

"Bird droppings, cow dung, chicken droppings."

As he spoke, Director Ma unconsciously covered his mouth and nose.

"Director Ma, do you have to use such a strong flavor?"

The order of the goods is in disarray in the wind.

Xu Jianian gloated: "Hehehe, Director Ma, up up."

Shang Xu glanced at him: "When bird droppings landed on Xu Jianian's head, he was so scared that he stepped on cow dung with his left foot and chicken dung with his right foot."

Xu Jianian: No, not at all.

[Luo He: It's okay, Jianian. Even if that were to happen, I wouldn't mind. I'll wash you clean with Australian spring water and make you smell wonderful.]

[Frog Fun, Luo He, is this a carnival or true love? You really are a heartbreaker for both men and women every year!]

[Jiang Shuyi: I have a scoop! Luo Shao's room is covered with posters of Xu Dawang. He's bought mountains of Xu Dawang's endorsements and even bought a villa just to house all those treasures.]

[Chen Shao: Brother Luo is Xu Jianian's dream man. He has never missed a single concert, and his support is overwhelming, covering land, sea, and air.]

"Yumeo?"

Luo He paused, then reached out and patted Chen Shao's head, which looked like it was filled with cement: "If you can't speak properly, then don't speak. What if Brother Jia Nian thinks I'm a pervert?"