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The announcement had barely been made when those embarrassing blunders started again.

Shang Xu and Xu Jianian exclaimed almost in unison, "Me! Me! Me! I'll go first!"

The two exchanged a glance, then started competing to see who could shout the loudest: "Let me go first!"

Mai almost exploded. Director Ma covered his ears, gritted his teeth, and stomped his feet, thinking that he might as well pack them up and exile them to a budget travel variety show.

The production team quickly muted their microphones.

Director Ma called out, "Xia Yu, come first."

The two brothers then fell silent.

"Drawing a pie in the sky, the grassland, and my ex-boyfriend."

"My ex-boyfriend, who's a master of empty promises, is completely cuckolded."

Everyone else was laughing hysterically at this point, but Xu Jianian's face, which had been beaming with joy, seemed to have been touched by something, and her expression changed.

"Astronaut suit, elephant, black head."

"I was wearing an astronaut suit and squeezing blackheads for an elephant. The elephant praised my skills and handed me a Liqun cigarette, calling me 'Big Brother'."

[Brother Xiang, a socialite, smokes Liqun cigarettes, hahaha]

Brother Xiang only smokes premium Zhonghua cigarettes; he'll do whatever you tell him to do.

"Donkey, Fu Jingnian, midnight."

"Fu Jingnian sneaked out to steal a donkey in the middle of the night, but was kicked by the donkey and became an idiot, mistakenly eating chicken feed every day."

Fu Jingnian: ? ? ?

Shang Xu spoke slowly: "Talented."

"Summer fishing, drifting, mass graves."

"On a rainy day, Xia Yu drifted into a mass grave and discovered that there was oil underground. He instantly became rich overnight and ordered 18 young and handsome men in one go."

Being young is great; you're healthy.

[Don't click on the young heartthrob, click on me!]

[Send me the location of any mass grave; I want to apply for a security guard job there.]

"Water truck, dish soap, outer space."

"I put dish soap in a sprinkler truck and blew a big bubble, which made me run into aliens getting married in outer space. I shamelessly ate at the wedding banquet."

Xia Yu answered fluently and thought that Director Ma's speed in answering questions was like a tortoise.

Netizens enthusiastically participated by sending bullet comments in the live stream.

The three-minute countdown has begun.

"Long underwear, dragon fruit, curb."

"I was wearing thermal underwear on my head, squatting on the curb and eating dragon fruit. I was surrounded by haters who took pictures of me and the next day I was ridiculed all over the internet."

"Plastic bags, signs, trash."

"What kind of trashy brand of plastic bag do you use to hold so much?"

Time was up, and Xia Yu successfully scored six points, bringing her total score to eight.

"Yay!" Xia Yu spun and jumped.

Director Ma: "Why do I feel like I was just scolded?"

[I've figured it out; we're the "Silly Brand" of plastic bags, specializing in recycling brain-dead scum like Shang Xujianian.]

[Well done, Sister Yu, but the last sentence would be very fitting for Brother Strong.]

[That was so exciting! If I had to do that, my brain would probably freeze up and I'd forget my lines.]

I've created a "Love's Gravity Field" fan group. Anyone with a live stream level of 3 or higher is welcome to join. Let's play the same games as those in dating reality shows together!

"Mu Qing".

Mu Qing stood up with a sense of facing death. Although she had just been happy watching Xia Yu play, was it going to kill her to ask and answer questions so quickly?

"Director Ma, please have mercy." Mu Qing prayed.

"Swimming ring, Arctic Ocean, swimming ring."

[Jiang Shuyi: Director Ma, why did you use two repeated words on Mu Qing right from the start? It's like saying "tonic medicine, tonic medicine"! Hurry up and enable the tipping function, how about I send you some cigarettes?]

Jiang Shuyi, watching from the screen, felt a pang of heartache for his goddess. He angrily pounded the steering wheel of the Ferrari.

"I put another swimming ring on my belly and swam all the way to the Arctic Ocean, where I discovered the underground world and gained mysterious powers, instantly becoming a big shot."

Mu Qing's mind raced, and after she finished speaking, she herself didn't understand how she had come up with the answer.

Xu Jianian casually remarked, "Beautiful."

Mu Qing's ears burned when she heard this, and she was greatly encouraged and became much more confident.

"Hot air balloon, bald head, Antarctica."

"On my way to Antarctica in a hot air balloon, I encountered a bald eagle that pecked my balloon and destroyed it. I fell to the ground dead."

Mu Qing's performance was relatively stable up to this point.

The mischievous Director Ma suddenly remembered something and quickly glanced at Xu Jianian, who was chatting and laughing with Li Yan over there.

"Laughing loudly, streaking, Xu Jianian."

Xu Jianian was taken aback, not expecting that Director Ma would add it to the words.

"What the heck? Director Ma, are you out of ideas? Are you trying to use me to fill in the gaps?"

Mu Qing became visibly nervous. When Xu Jianian's name was mentioned, her mind went blank for a moment, and she didn't know how to phrase it appropriately: "I give up."

Xu Jianian disagreed: "No, don't be afraid to make sentences, it's okay."

What's the matter?

Mu Qing remained silent. It was all because Director Ma was so unethical to include a sensitive word.

[That shouldn't be the case. Knowing Mu Qing's personality, even if she's talking nonsense, she wouldn't give up. She's Xu Jianian's senior, so Carnival wouldn't take her jokes seriously.]

[Jiang Shuyi: Xu Jianian laughed heartily as she ran naked to a temple to become a nun]

Three minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

Mu Qing scored two points in the end, for a total of four points.

"Four points is already quite good."

Mu Qing felt like an ant that had just stepped off a hot pan.

Xia Yu couldn't help but complain, "Director, you're really shameless."

Duan Xiaotang also said that he bullied the little girl.

Director Ma made a face and continued the game: "Shen Youyou."

Shen Youyou was heartbroken, but as soon as she stood up, her spirits lifted, because she heard the system's voice:

[Female Supporting Character System: Host, I'm back. I'll be at your service from now on]

[What happened? Why did Shen Youyou's expression change so quickly? She seems very happy, as if she's absolutely certain of what's going on.]

Who knows what kind of tricks she's up to this time? We'll see how this '82-born green tea bitch makes a fool of herself.

I'm truly fed up with all of you who criticize Shen Youyou. Shen Youyou is so adorable and loves doing charity work. Unless you're willing to donate your meager salaries of a thousand or so yuan, then I have nothing more to say.

"Listen to the question: Extreme weight loss, hilarious, buck teeth..."

Just when everyone thought Shen Youyou wouldn't be able to answer, she revealed her pearly white teeth and smiled confidently: "After losing a lot of weight, I laughed so hard for ten years that my teeth turned into buck teeth."

Shen Youyou repeated the system's words verbatim.

Shang Xu stared at Shen Youyou meaningfully, feeling strange.

"Luosifen (snail rice noodles), Fu Jingnian, trash can."

Fu Jingnian: What does this have to do with me?

Shen Youyou transformed from a complaining woman into a confident and poised woman, answering the question with a confident tone: "Fu Jingnian was caught stealing snail rice noodles in a trash can by a security guard who then confiscated them."

"Sorry, Brother Fu." Shen Youyou winked playfully at Fu Jingnian.

Fu Jingnian's face was practically beaming with joy. This was exactly the kind of Shen Youyou he liked—confident and sunny, she could practically turn him from a 250 to a 438.

...

...

Beijing UZ Supercar Club.

In the VIP lounge, a huge LCD TV took up almost half of the wall, where a group of wealthy young men gathered to watch a dating reality show livestream.

On the coffee table are either Ferrari car keys or Aston Martin keys.

"Whoever introduced Fu Jingnian to our club back then, the circles in Shanghai are practically laughing at us to death. Where am I, Young Master He, supposed to put my face?"

The boy in the lead had the same spiky hairstyle as Xu Jianian, except he dyed it a more eye-catching red, making him look flamboyant and casual. He must have just woken up, as his hair was sticking up like a hedgehog.

Luo He frantically fiddled with his afro. He had snow-white skin, a sharp chin, and a very imposing appearance.

"Ahem, I don't know."

Jiang Shuyi, standing to the left, glanced at the ceiling, where the crystal chandelier cost 80 million.

Looking to the right through the floor-to-ceiling window, one can see ancient trees worth hundreds of millions planted in the courtyard outside.

Looking left, she was caught off guard by Luo He's staring gaze.

"I had no idea he was so incompetent and embarrassing!"

Jiang Shuyi exclaimed that he had made a mistake in choosing friends.

Chen Shao, puffing on his Marlboro, said, "Couldn't Fu Jingnian live in a city by himself?"

"Xu Jianian!" Jiang Shuyi pointed at the screen, and the camera zoomed in on Xu Jianian.

Upon hearing this, Luo He quickly focused his attention on the live stream. As a devoted fan of Xu Jianian, he certainly didn't want to miss a single moment.

Here.

With the system's help, Shen Youyou not only answered fluently and without pressure, but also repeatedly answered questions first. Director Ma wondered why Shen Youyou seemed to be able to predict what he was going to say every time.

Shen Youyou's points increased from one to seven.

Xia Yu's eyes darted around, realizing that something was wrong with Shen Youyou.