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Xu Jianian thought to himself, "This time it's finally his turn."

"Xu Jianian, rear-end collision, mushroom head, razor."

"After being rear-ended, I shaved my head into a mushroom cut with a razor, and my charm became irresistible. A fifty-year-old rich woman took a liking to me at first sight and gave me thirty million after just three sentences!"

After saying that, he made a cool gesture.

The image of a fully-fledged carnival is already beginning to emerge in my mind.

[Xia Yu Shang Xu's group deserves an extra point for their lack of morality; they're laughing so hard they can't breathe, just like me in front of the screen.]

[Your imagination is truly amazing, but don't doubt it, it really does seem like something he would do.]

"Xu Jianian, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend."

Xu Jianian had barely sat down when she suddenly stood up again.

The three identical words piqued everyone's curiosity; what kind of tricks could Xu Shenjing come up with?

Xu Jianian said nonchalantly, "My boyfriend's boyfriend is my boyfriend."

Shang Xu clapped and said, "Please type the word 'explosive' in the chat."

After he finished speaking, the screen was already filled with "explosive" comments.

"It was just for the show. I like guys... I like girls, girls. I just misspoke!"

Xu Jianian patted his own mouth, which had just let him down.

He reiterated to everyone: "I like girls!"

[Okay, okay, you like men.]

Every year, regardless of gender, the Carnival fans support your ideas, and it's not just because I'm a male fan that I'm saying this.

[Director Ma is so mean, haha, if I were in his shoes, my brain would go blank]

While everyone was still having a good time, Shen Youyou had been silently and desperately trying to summon the system. Sure enough, what she feared most came to pass. Director Ma called on her next: "Shen Youyou, paint bucket, upside down, protractor."

Shen Youyou stood up, nervously clutching the hem of her skirt: "I...I'll do a handstand...and rummage through the paint bucket...and find a protractor."

She hesitated for a long time before finally saying it.

"You answered correctly, but you went over time."

Director Ma wasn't biased; he just threw a frying pan doll at him.

Seemingly noticing Shen Youyou's gloomy mood, Fu Jingnian comforted her, "It's okay, Youyou. Everyone has their shortcomings. You're great."

Shen Youyou forced a smile: "Thank you, Brother Fu."

Fu Jingnian seemed to be trying to be considerate of Shen Youyou's feelings, because when it was his turn, he stammered and couldn't answer.

[Jiang Shuyi: I'm such a loyal simp, I'm moving the world. I'm a disgrace to our supercar club. The entire club has agreed to remove this idiot from our circle. And you, Shen Youyou, can you please stop blocking my goddess Mu Qing's shots, intentionally or unintentionally? Be careful when we get back to the city, I'll find someone to expose you.]

[666, as expected of Young Master Jiang, he gained 100 million followers in less than a day. The things he shares on his account are much more interesting than Fu Jingnian's daily bragging. Everyone should go and follow him! And I'm a sunny day too.]

[Bei Sisi: Fu Jingnian, I hate you. I'm also her ex-girlfriend. It wasn't the other two who revealed this. I was truly wasted. I never looked down on you even though you didn't have much money. I bought you a McLaren to show off, and I never complained when you crashed it. I threw you a birthday party, and in the end, all I got was the words "she's just my dog, I can order her around as I please." Where is your conscience?]

The whistleblower is a verified female internet celebrity with millions of followers, Bei Sisi, who looks about 80% like Shen Youyou. Fu Jingnian only used her as a substitute for Shen Youyou for his own amusement. After she fell in love with him, he completely revealed his true colors, such as being a freeloader, emotionally abusive, and having a bad temper.

It is said that Bei Sisi is currently suffering from depression and has stopped updating her blog for several months.

The barrage of insults directed at Fu Jingnian was even more overwhelming.

Shang Xu went straight to his face and mocked him, "Brother Fu, you still need to change your character."

"Yeah, I can't stand it anymore."

Xu Jianian and Shang Xu moved their chairs a little further away from Fu Jingnian in perfect unison.

Fu Jingnian's face darkened, but he didn't say anything, relying entirely on his shamelessness to continue getting by.

"Duan Xiaotang, India, Sawadika, Northeastern cotton-padded coat."

"After I said 'Sawadika' to my Indian friend while wearing a thick cotton-padded coat from Northeast China, my friend gave me a time machine that allowed me to go back to the Jurassic period and ride a dinosaur."

Excitement flashed in Duan Xiaotang's eyes, and she got more and more into the game.

"Xia Yu, Mixue Ice Cream, fighting, TV series."

"I got a leg cramp and got transported into a TV series, where I battled Mixue Ice Cream for three hundred rounds and tried all of their new products."

"Is this reasonable?" Director Ma grabbed Xia Yu.

"It makes perfect sense. The idea of ​​transmigrating into a TV series is already quite imaginative, so no matter how absurd the subsequent plot becomes, it's still reasonable."

Shang Xu's eyes flickered slightly, and his smile was full of youthful charm. He even became gossipy: "So, when you fought with Mixue Ice Cream, who won in the end?"

Xia Yu held up a finger and laughed, "Of course it's Mixue. Just its first skill, which costs four yuan for iced lemonade, is enough to make me dizzy."

"Xia Huahua is right." Xu Jianian simply closed her eyes in support.

[It's true that there will be fish every year. Isn't Xia Huahua the nickname fans and people in the industry use for Xia Yu? Frog Fun, Xu Jianian definitely knew Xia Yu before coming to the industry. Other CPs can take a backseat.]

The true path lies in combining the strengths of two swords.

[Is the person above certain that this sword belongs to that scoundrel?]

"Okay, you pass."

Director Ma began selecting the next lucky winner.

"Li Yan, splits, Red Boy, motorcycle."

Li Yan: "Red Boy was doing the splits on his motorcycle on his way to the Western Paradise to fetch the scriptures when he encountered Tang Sanzang and his disciples. He traded his motorcycle for the White Dragon Horse."

Before Director Ma could speak, Li Yan added, "Shang Lai, stop asking if it's reasonable. As long as the sentences are coherent, that's fine. We're all honest people, and we're all following your rules."

The guest lineup for this dating reality show is either big names or celebrities, or just plain weirdos. At the very least, there's a manipulative woman and a strong guy. I suspect that Director Ma is the only honest guy, hahaha.

Tangtang and Muqing are laughing so happily, they're both beautiful and pleasing to the eye. Xia Yu is also pretty, and Shen Youyou is quite good-looking too, with a well-defined nose and eyes.

[Actor Li called Shang again, Director Ma is about to explode.]

Director Ma huffed, "I told you not to call me by my full name!"

"Shangxu, 80,000 li, old lady, punk."

"I rode an old lady for 80,000 miles with my punk-style haircut on my head."

Shang Xu shrugged without any pressure, he wasn't satisfied with the game at all.

Director Ma exclaimed in admiration, "You are so polite!"

Shang Xu said with a righteous expression, "Please call me Young Pioneer."

"Muqing, you're snoring. Liuliumei, put on your lipstick."

Even though Mu Qing had prepared herself mentally, she was still caught off guard: "Uh...uh, I ate a Liuliumei plum, I put on lipstick, I ate a Liuliumei plum and fell asleep instantly, and when I woke up the next day my lips were swollen like I had put on lipstick."

"What is that?" Director Ma asked, puzzled.

Mu Qing clasped her hands together and said, "Director Ma, please let me go."

"Let's move on, the child is still young," Duan Xiaotang said on her behalf.

"Alright then," Director Ma readily agreed.

"After two rounds of warm-up, currently only Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian have one point each, while the other guests have two points."

A hint of embarrassment appeared in Shen Youyou's eyes. She always wanted to be the star of the show, but she didn't expect to end up looking so pathetic while playing a game.

Shen Youyou feigned strength: "I will try my best."

Director Ma couldn't wait any longer: "Next, we'll increase the difficulty of the three-word sentence-making game. Everyone will take turns answering questions quickly, and the number of sentences answered within three minutes will determine the score."