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Shen Yujing, still basking in the comfort of the lounge, was smugly pleased with herself for doing something so great, completely unaware that her disguise had been exposed.

"Yay! I, Shen Yujing, am truly a brilliant strategist! I've definitely made Yuyu proud!"

Shen Yu let out a startled cry and rolled around on the bed excitedly.

"Even if my sister really did step in it, she was just incredibly lucky..."

He decided to reward himself by sending another message, but he was only halfway through typing when there was a loud knocking on the door.

"Knock knock—".

"You wait a moment."

Shen Yu was surprised and thought he would finish posting this comment first.

The person outside knocked harder and harder, as if they wanted to smash the door down.

"Shen Yujing, what kind of trouble are you causing!"

"Open the door!"

Sister Lan was so angry that she slammed her high heels on the floor.

"What's wrong, Sister Lan?"

Shen Yujing slipped on her red piggy bank slippers and went to open the door.

"What's wrong with you doing in the Love Gravity Field live stream?"

Lan Jie gently pressed her beautiful fingernails against her forehead, feeling a sense of helplessness, like that of her own foolish son who was so disappointing.

"Wow, Sister Lan, you're incredibly insightful! No wonder you're the most capable agent in the industry. How did you know I made a comment on the dating reality show? I'm so talented! I spent ages thinking about that script!"

Shen Yu's bright eyes sparkled with anticipation of being praised.

"what?"

"Did you come up with this lousy copywriting yourself?"

After being greatly shocked, Sister Lan then put on an expression of complete indifference.

[Sister Lan: Don't be angry, don't be angry. No matter how stupid he is, he's still the company's cash cow and the young master of the Shen family. Don't be angry, don't be angry. If you get angry, no one will take your place. It's good that he's a little stupid, it's wonderful that he's a little stupid and has no scheming.]

After a struggle, Sister Lan managed to hold back from slapping the water out of Shen Yujing's head.

She gritted her teeth: "Big brother, do you want to check the trending topics on Weibo?"

"hold head high?"

Shen Yujing was still admiring his own stunning good looks on his phone screen when he dazedly scanned his face and opened Weibo on his phone.

Shen Yu was shocked to discover that he was a die-hard fan of Xia Yu.

Shen Yu was suspected of having his account hacked.

Shen Yu makes a surprise appearance in the live stream of "Love's Gravity Field".

Shen Yu's IQ is 250

The expert at cutting horseshoes: Shen Yujing is so funny! I never thought that such a perfect appearance would hide such a chuunibyou soul. Watching the live broadcast, Xia Yu wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Come on, let's have a bowl of crab-like food: Xia Yu and Shen Yujing's relationship is confirmed. I'm really impressed by this woman. She has a boyfriend but still comes to dating reality shows to grab attention. She's shameless. Unlike our Youyou, who would clarify if a relationship was fake. Ever since she and Shen Yujing were photographed on the island, she has kept quiet about it. She's really good at creating hype.

Social Tidbits: Watching a dating reality show and seeing my character make a fool of himself! Who said Director Ma should invite a guest to challenge the contestants? I was reluctant, but sons grow up and can't be kept forever. Shen Yu is shocked! He bravely steals his wife!!!

Shen Yujing's dog: My son, what have you done? But I can prove that Shen Yujing's account wasn't hacked. He's just a simpleton in private, very sincere, and doesn't have any celebrity airs. Last time I gave him a bag of spicy strips for 50 cents, he ate it all in one bite and then reached out to ask me if I had any more. I said no, and he said, "Please, sister, I'm a college student, I want to eat more."

Xia Yu is 1: Why do you all think Shen Yujing and Xia Yu are a couple? I think they look very alike. Also, at the charity event held by the Shen family, Madam Shen wrote down the names of the whole family, and Xia Yu was listed first. I think they are a family.

Elegant wine glass: After a long day of work, my back was about to break, but when I got home and watched a dating show, my back just started laughing so hard it almost broke. The gravitational field of love, my electronic pickled mustard greens, Director Ma is forever a god!

"Oh my god, I've made a mess of things!"

Shen Yu was terrified after seeing the trending topic: "Won't my Yu Yu look down on me for being a useless older brother?"

……

On the dating reality show side, the game is in full swing.

"Shangxu, down jacket, ants, throat."

Shang Xu chuckled: "I'll put a down jacket on the ant while speaking in a high-pitched voice!"

[Ant: Thank you so much, you're such a kind person]

[The ant never imagined it would one day be wearing a down jacket, haha!]

I really want to know what Shang Xu's voice sounds like when he speaks in a high-pitched voice.

"Hahaha, so clever!"

Xia Yu burst into laughter.

"Me! Me! Me! Hurry up and it's my turn!"

Xu Jianian looked at Director Ma eagerly, also wanting to be praised by Xia Yu.

Director Ma's eyes darted around, as if he hadn't even seen this person.

"Li Yan, camel, swimming pool, check-in."

"I rode a camel to the swimming pool to take photos."

Li Yan spoke in a steady tone, neither hurried nor impatient.

"No problem, right?" He raised an eyebrow, seemingly quite satisfied with his answer.

Duan Xiaotang gave a thumbs up: "No problem."

Seeing that Duan Xiaotang had praised him, Li Yan's expression became even more smug.

How do you ride a camel to the swimming pool?

Even if Director Ma knew he could pass, he would still ask a couple of questions.

"What's wrong, Shang Lai? You've been to my private pool before."

Li Yan said calmly, her words piercing Director Ma's heart twice.

Call me Director!

Director Ma was furious. He remembered the last time he went to Li Yan's manor, which was so big it could be compared to a film studio.

"Duan Xiaotang, cicadas, croak croak, catching butterflies."

Duan Xiaotang was still chatting with Mu Qing when she was suddenly cued and almost didn't react: "I can catch cicadas with my left hand and butterflies with my right hand. I'm top-notch."

She patted her chest, thankfully she reacted in time.

"It's absolutely amazing. I wouldn't even dare to catch a live animal with my bare hands."

Li Yan spoke in a gentle tone, as if she were praising a child.

The comments section is buzzing again: I'm shipping them!

In the previous two games, Duan Xiaotang participated with full concentration, afraid that not taking it seriously would make her seem unimportant. This time, she was noticeably more relaxed.

Xu Jianian jumped up and raised her hand to signal, "Me! Me! Me! It's my turn!"

"Shen Youyou, Granny Rong, you've bought it, now send me a red envelope."

"Granny Rong sent out some red envelopes."

Shen Youyou simply copied it over.

"Give you another chance."

Director Ma was very magnanimous this time.

Shen Youyou racked her brains: "Granny Rong bought it... bought it."

Xu Jianian disrupted the conversation: "Did you buy it or not?!"

"Yes, I bought it, but it's cold."

Shen Youyou blurted everything out, only realizing how stupid she had been after she finished.

The comments section was full of "hahahahaha".

Shen Youyou said coquettishly, "Xu Jianian!"

Xu Jianian looked left and right, as if it were none of her business.

Shen Youyou, with a face full of resentment, was hit with a frying pan by Director Ma.

Fu Jingnian felt sorry for Shen Youyou. The more he looked at Xu Jianian, the more displeased he became. Not only was he not proper, but he also didn't know how to cherish women.

"The director should take a look at Xu Jianian."

Before Xu Jianian could make his presence known again, Shang Xu actually fought for an opportunity for him.

"Good brother, I'm touched."

Xu Jianian made a heart shape with her hands.

[Hmm? Something seems off. *smirks*]

Hahaha, that high-pitched voice making ants wear down jackets, I'm still laughing so hard. My family thought it was boiling water, and the neighbors thought we were slaughtering a pig and came knocking on the door. I can't stop laughing!

I have a great idea! I'll start by praising their combined swordplay!

"Xu Jianian, right? Okay, please listen to the question."

Xu Jianian stood up with a confident expression, adjusting her collar, ready to show off her skills.

"Fu Jingnian, desert, air conditioner, hair extensions."

Xu Jianian: Dizzy in the wind, standing alone.

"The cold air from the air conditioner blew my hairpiece into the desert."

Fu Jingnian's smile always gives people a mysterious sense of confidence.

The more I look at it, the more I doubt whether Fu Jingnian is really wearing a hairpiece.

[Jiang Shao: Not only do they have hair extensions, but they also have shoulder pads and height-increasing insoles.]

Jiang Shuyi also has a verified account, and this time he switched to his main account and got a shining badge.

Following her friend's revelation, her ex-girlfriend also chimed in with her own stories:

[I'm not that "Soap Sister," but I don't know which one she was, anyway, she was one of my ex-girlfriends. Fu Jingnian is incredibly narcissistic and arrogant. He's bragged to me more than once that if he were in the entertainment industry, he would definitely crush all the popular young actors. People like Shen Yujing and Su Yuxian are nothing compared to him. He's a complete loser, a loser who will never change. Dating him is the worst thing that could happen to you.]

Fu Jingnian instantly provoked a barrage of angry curses.

Fortunately, his face is thicker than a city wall; anyone else would be ashamed.