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Shang Xu yawned lazily. He glanced at the comments and saw that they were all praising his looks. Asking him a question was like searching for a needle in a haystack.

"Oh, I think I saw someone in the comments asking about Shang Xu's family background, which university he graduated from, and how many relationships he's had."

Fu Jingnian spoke in a sarcastic tone, clearly making it up.

Xu Jianian raised an eyelid. "You can do it like this?"

If he had known that he had just played a prank on Fu Jingnian like that, he wouldn't have been in a hurry to help Shang Xu now. He wanted to see how Shang Xu would handle it.

[Fu Jingnian's cryptic remarks are obviously intentional; where is this comment anymore?]

I knew Strong Bro wouldn't shut up with anything good the moment he opened his mouth.

[How dare they bully our Shang Xu like this! "Shang Sha Diao" is just a nickname. Does this guy really think Shang Xu has no fans? My big fist is about to slap into the screen!]

Xia Yu never expected that Shang Xu would be tricked by Fu Jingnian.

"Where is this comment? Fu Jingnian, you've taken the wrong medicine and said the wrong thing again. You're like a turtle looking at a green bean!" Xia Yu retorted.

Fu Jingnian achieved his goal. No matter what Xia Yu said, he just thought she was getting angry and he wasn't upset.

He said insincerely, "It's okay if it's inconvenient to answer; everyone understands."

"That's an easy question to answer," Shang Xu said cheerfully, his mood unaffected.

“I am the only person in my family. We live in a very poor house in a courtyard that is even older than this one. After I finished high school, I went on a journey to the Western Sea. I slept on the ground and used the sky as my blanket. I have never been in a relationship.”

Shang Xu just said it so openly and frankly.

"But Brother Fu, haven't you had wonderful encounters with many beautiful female internet celebrities? I'll have to humbly ask you for advice on matters of the heart."

Fu Jingnian, feeling subtly insulted, frowned and said, "Those are all rumors. Rumors stop with the wise."

While explaining, Fu Jingnian kept glancing at Shen Youyou's expression, afraid of being misunderstood.

"Traveling to the Western Sea sounds so cool, it's something I've always wanted to do."

Xia Yu chimed in, but she herself had grown up traveling the world and found the joys of it indescribable.

Mu Qing clapped her hands and said, "I think it's great too. My life is just a routine of going back and forth between three points. I really envy Shang Xu for being so free and easy."

"That's right, we should go out and see the world more like Shang Xu, otherwise we'll end up like some people who have become stupid from studying too much and have become boastful and embarrassing."

When Xu Jianian mentioned "certain people," he deliberately emphasized the word and looked Fu Jingnian up and down.

The other guests and the production crew also looked on with envy.

Fu Jingnian never expected things to turn out this way. Even the comments section was full of praise for Shang Xu. No one thought his upbringing was shameful; instead, they admired his courage to speak out.

Shen Youyou was a little disappointed. It was a waste of Shang Xu's good looks. When she first met him, she thought he was extraordinary.

[Fu Jingnian has really slapped me in the face loud enough, hasn't he? Now I love Shang Xu even more. If Shang Xu ever does a live stream, I'll send you 300 cigarettes.]

[Fu Jingnian really has the nerve to say that his sex scandals are rumors. I'm just one of his unlucky ex-girlfriends. I'm speechless. This guy is no wonder netizens have such sharp eyes to see through him. The Fu family is all show and no substance, they've lost all their former power. After breaking up with me, they even stole the soap I bought for four yuan.]

Hey there, don't go yet! I haven't had enough. Sister, can you start a group? I'm willing to pay to join.

"It's clear that each of our guests is loved by netizens. After the interactive session, let's play a little game. The guest with the highest score can choose the room to stay in tonight first."

Director Ma got back to the main topic and immediately started organizing the program.

[Three-word sentence construction: The director gives three nonsensical words and asks the guests to create a sentence within one minute. The sentence must be fluent and logical. Success earns points, failure results in a penalty.]

"For example, if I give you a typhoon day, ripped jeans, and spicy snacks, and you wear ripped jeans and eat spicy snacks on a typhoon day, then you have successfully completed the challenge."

"Understand."

Xia Yu was already eager to try.

"No problem, can I start first?" Xu Jianian's readiness to fight made the production team sweat.

"I've never played this before, it's so novel!" Duan Xiaotang genuinely felt that the show was becoming more and more interesting.

"Going on Director Ma's variety shows is always a good choice. I'll definitely join in next time I have the time." Li Yan isn't worried at all about losing the mystique of an actor by frequently appearing on variety shows.

"Oh no, I don't think I can play this game." Mu Qing seemed a little worried.

"System, help me."

Shen Youyou secretly sought help from the system.

[Female Supporting Character System: Host, good luck to yourself. If you can't even handle something this simple, what's the point of me binding myself to you? My friend who's in charge of the system's strategy is asking me to go eat noodles. Don't bother me unless it's absolutely necessary. Host, please rely on yourself.]

"This time, we'll take it by surprise, not in order. Whoever is called on will stand up and accept the challenge. Don't worry, everyone will be called on fairly."

Director Ma let out a "heh heh" laugh, like the villain in a TV series, and waved the frying pan doll in his hand as he walked behind the eight guests, ready to make a big splash.

"Mu Qing, ex-boyfriend, cell phone, athlete's foot."

Mu Qing never expected to be the first to be operated on; it was exactly what she feared. She hurriedly stood up: "My ex-boyfriend's phone has athlete's foot!"

"Is it reasonable?"

Director Ma asked.

"That makes sense. My ex-boyfriend often used his feet to play on his phone, so naturally the phone would have athlete's foot."

Xia Yu began to explain in a serious tone.

"I think it's reasonable too." Shang Xu cast his vote.

“Perfectly reasonable.” Duan Xiaotang naturally wanted to protect her younger sister.

"Thank you everyone." Mu Qing felt like she had escaped a disaster.

"Congratulations to Mu Qing for scoring one point."

"Xia Yu, strolling, dog poop, red underwear."

Xia Yu: ? ? ?

"I was walking downstairs wearing red underwear when I stepped in dog poop."

Xia Yu was full of survival instincts, and she felt ashamed after she finished speaking.

"I have never stepped in dog poop," she clarified, making a vow gesture as she did so.

[Oh no, Xia Yu smells bad, what's wrong with her?]

Director Ma loves to make fun of Xia Yu; look how he's laughing so hard his cheekbones are practically frozen in place!

"Shen Yu makes a surprise appearance in the live broadcast room."

A string of text with special effects floated past.

[Shen Yujing: Xia is her surname, Yu is her given name, and Hong is her destiny. Go Xia Yu! I adore you!]

Shen Yujing's cheesy support messages floated past on a custom-made bullet screen costing a thousand yuan each.

The entire live stream room, including everyone present, saw it.

"Holy crap, Shen Yu was shocked!"

The makeup artist was shocked, then revealed heart-shaped eyes.

"Is Shen Yujing really that simple-minded?"

The cameraman covered his face and laughed; his daughter really liked Shen Yu.

When Shen Youyou saw this, she was so jealous that she went crazy. She gritted her teeth and tried her best to control her temper, just hoping that night would come quickly so she could see the punishment the system would give Xia Yu to vent her anger.

[Xia Yu: No, brother, was your account hacked? Where did you copy such a cheesy caption?]

Xia Yu's face flushed; she felt like everyone in the group was looking at her.

Even though she did nothing wrong, her shamelessness was already becoming unbearable.

"His account must have been hacked!"

Xia Yu blinked her big eyes, trying to get through the situation by acting cute.