The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli
Chapter 14 Scrap metal, 1.2 yuan per pound
When it was Shen Youyou's turn, she stared at the screen for a long time.
[Could Youyou share your campus life at Kyoto University?]
"Actually, I often share my campus life on Volg, but the videos don't show that much of it. I'm a pretty self-disciplined person. You wouldn't believe it, but I get up at seven o'clock sharp every morning, wash up in five minutes, go for a fifteen-minute morning run, and then do some cardio on an empty stomach in a quiet grove of trees..."
Hearing Shen Youyou boast so confidently, everyone else was probably laughing and trying to fall asleep.
Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan, who are usually very patient in everything they do, couldn't help but get distracted at this moment.
Mu Qing idly admired the pink steampunk-style manicure she had just done.
Only Fu Jingnian looked at Shen Youyou with a joyful expression as he spoke. He didn't think it was nonsense. Looking at Shen Youyou's beautiful face and her bright eyes, he just felt that this girl was so charming.
Wow, Youyou is so amazing! My dream is to get into Peking University, where Youyou is!
[Why isn't this over yet? Shen Youyou's lung capacity is even greater than Strong's. She's so good at making things up, does she even believe it herself?]
[I'm from Peking University. Senior Shen is exaggerating a bit. It's not even a five-minute walk from the library to the cafeteria, okay? And the library closes at 6:30 pm, yet she was still reading classics inside at 7 pm. Isn't that ridiculous?]
[Hahaha, everyone, don't expose Shen Youyou! I just love watching her act and pretend. Who says Shen Youyou's acting is bad? Her acting is amazing!]
"I go to bed at 8:30. I don't like going out at night. The rumors on the internet that I go out with boys in the middle of the night are nonsense. I spend all day at school except for my schedule. My schedule is full, so I don't have time to date."
Shen Youyou became more and more confident as she spoke, and eventually she seemed to have convinced herself of her own reasoning.
Fu Jingnian, standing to the side, was deeply moved. His brother had said that Shen Youyou was deliberately trying to lure him in, but that was completely unfounded. Now, Shen Youyou had clarified in front of the camera that she was just too busy, and he understood.
[Fu Jingnian, can't you at least have some self-respect? I'm your good brother Jiang Shuyi, how come you look like a sycophant on this show? You're really embarrassing our supercar club. I've said it at least eight hundred times, Shen Youyou is a scheming bitch, she's just deliberately trying to hook you up, and you still don't believe me. I give up, after you finish recording this episode, I'm breaking up with you.]
【Catch Young Master Jiang! Didn't Young Master Jiang speed into the hospital a while ago? Which bed did you get in? The signal is so good, and you're still watching a dating show? Hahaha, you'd better watch out and stay away from Strong Brother.】
[I watched the dating reality show entirely for my goddess Mu Qing and idol Tang Tang. You know what, Fu Jingnian is really pretentious in our circle. He keeps bragging about how he gets his 60 million supercar serviced in Paris and how he has connections everywhere there. Last time Qiangzi and I went to Paris and ran into some trouble, why didn't he say a word?]
[Shen Youyou and I are classmates. She acted like a spoiled brat in acting class. She didn't even want to play a small role when the teacher assigned her one. Later, she was reluctantly given a supporting role, but she didn't use her superb acting skills to carry it. Moreover, she always stayed at the dormitory to record vlogs.]
[The sister above is right. Shen Youyou stayed in the dormitory for a while when school first started. She spent three hours every night carefully dressing up, looking very attractive. Another roommate of ours saw her get into a luxury car at the back gate of the school when she came back from her part-time job at 11 p.m.]
The more the discussion went on, the more frenzied it became in the comments section.
Shen Youyou dared not speak out in anger and could only pretend not to see it.
[Shen Youyou: These ignorant scoundrels are so short-sighted. I'll go back and find out which of my acquaintances dared to talk nonsense online. I definitely won't let them get away with it.]
Fu Jingnian didn't know how to manage his facial expressions; his face was so contorted it looked like it had been thrown into a washing machine and spun around a few times.
Director Ma, having finished eating his fill of gossip, quickly called on Li Yan to save the day.
[It's said that Actor Li postponed his film with director Luo Wei in order to appear in "Gravity Field." Why is that?]
"The reason I went on the dating reality show is very simple. I'm 26 this year, and I'll be 27 soon. It's time for me to start dating."
No one expected Li Yan to be so straightforward.
"Okay, just kidding."
Li Yan winked playfully.
He looked at Director Ma, who was watching the commotion with his chin propped up on his hand, and said, "Actually, I was tricked into coming here by Ma Shanglai. When I was in my prime, I owed favors to everyone. Now that I have the ability, I should repay the kindness and repay the debts."
"Good grief, don't call me by my full name!"
Director Ma got angry.
The comments section didn't believe Li Yan's later explanation; after all, some things should be said in a joking manner.
[I knew that Actor Li was a loyal and righteous person. No wonder all the big stars and even the extras in the crew praised him highly.]
[This is hilarious! Turns out Director Ma's real name is Ma Shanglai! How funny!]
I still prefer to believe that Actor Li came for love, and that the rock sugar pear dessert is real.
Xu Jianian's thoughts drifted to the Arctic Ocean. He rested his hand on his shockingly handsome face, his hair gleaming like gold in the sunlight.
The wind blew, but he remained motionless, like an ancient Greek sculpture.
"Auspicious Year".
Li Yan poked him.
"what?"
Xu Jianian took the microphone with a bewildered look on her face.
"Scrap metal costs one yuan and two mao per jin."
He inexplicably said something that left everyone completely dumbfounded.
"What did I just say?"
He himself was also at a loss.
"It's your turn to answer the questions based on the fans' comments."
Shang Xu reminded him with a helpless expression.
Which player did Xu Jianian most want to hit throughout the game?
What were you thinking about so seriously just now, Nian Nian?
Xu Jianian saw a problem with only one eye.
He chose to answer the question that interested him: "That's a rhetorical question. The person I most want to beat up in the whole game is both far away and right in front of me—."
He deliberately dragged out the last syllable to whet people's appetite, his meaningful gaze fixed on Shang Xu.
"Is that even a question? Of course it's Shangxu."
Order of commerce: ……
"It's Fu Jingnian next to Shang Xu!"
They knew that Xu Jianian's thought process was not so simple.
Fu Jingnian, who was called out, sneered: "What do you mean?"
"It's nothing, just a joke."
Xu Jianian shrugged.
Fu Jingnian knew that Xu Jianian had a large fan base and didn't dare to offend her. After comforting himself, he took over the microphone.
What is the relationship between Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou? Is it because she's on a dating reality show?
"Youyou and I have known each other since we were little and have a good relationship. I can't say that I came to this dating show because of Youyou. My main purpose is to increase my popularity, meet these outstanding friends, and hopefully learn something from this program."
Shen Youyou, who was mentioned, rolled her eyes with her eyes closed. She was a little annoyed that Fu Jingnian had to choose this topic that could be related to her. Wasn't he just trying to ride on her popularity?
The key point is that she could only smile and agree: "Yes, Brother Fu, Sister Xia Yu, and I have known each other since we were little. Brother Fu is a very nice person."
Xia Yu: ? ? ?
Xia Yu was slandered without cause.
"No, we're not that close."
Xia Yu quickly distanced herself from the situation.
Fu Jingnian scoffed under his breath, thinking that she was ungrateful and that Shen Youyou was much more sensible.
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