The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli
Chapter 23 Guess the Ringtone
After the guests rested for nearly half an hour, Director Ma sent a message in the group chat inviting them to come to the courtyard for dinner.
[Jianian baby, eat more, look how thin you are!]
【YuYu's mom loves you! Seeing you so happy on the dating reality show makes all the fans feel at ease】
This meal is making my mouth water! Can I come over for a free meal? It's only ten kilometers away. I'll do everything I can to make sure I don't get a free meal!
[It's already evening, but the popularity is only increasing; Director Ma is making a fortune.]
After they had eaten and drunk their fill, Director Ma entertained them with a little game to wrap things up.
Director Ma will play their phone ringtones one by one, and everyone can guess who is using them.
"I'm still a little groggy from my hibernation vacation, and the birds overhead are waking the forest up..."
The lyrics of the first ringtone evoked a flood of memories.
"Guess who's using this ringtone."
After a moment of contemplation, everyone began to vote based on their gut feeling.
Xia Yu hadn't voted for anyone yet when she looked up and saw that many people had voted for her.
"Why?" Xia Yu asked, puzzled.
"I don't have a vote for you." Shang Xu and Xu Jianian stood there voting for each other.
[Perhaps because Xia Yu is the youngest among them, most people voted for her, but judging from Xia Yu's dumbfounded expression, it's clear that she's not using that ringtone, haha.]
[Right, Xia Yu is only 20 years old, so why does 22-year-old Shen Youyou keep calling her "sister"? She's definitely a 'green tea' girl born in 82]
[I'm guessing this ringtone belongs to Xu Dawang or Shang Shadiao, I bet three packs of spicy strips on it.]
[I bet five packs of spicy strips with the guy in front of me. Judging from the micro-expressions of the guests just now, Actress Duan is highly suspicious. She was the one who led Xia Yu to vote first. Actor Li and Mu Qing were just following the crowd.]
"Okay, please raise your hand if you are the owner of the ringtone."
As soon as Director Ma finished speaking, Duan Xiaotang, who was sitting at the very front, raised her hand.
"It's mine, how embarrassing." Duan Xiaotang buried her face in her hands in embarrassment.
However, she was certain that her ringtone wasn't the most explosive one in the room.
Li Yan looked at her with a smile: "Haha, you've always been so childlike."
"next song."
Director Ma pressed the play button.
"Tomato, tomato, too horse head, too horse head; potato, potato, broken, broken, broken; lettuce, lettuce, come and die, come and die..."
This was an English children's song, and everyone in the audience looked at each other, trying not to laugh.
Everyone focused their firepower on Shang Xu and Xu Jianian.
"It wasn't me!" Xu Jianian protested.
"It's not me either." Shang Xu waved his hand.
Director Ma: "Please vote."
Everyone voted based on their gut feeling, and Xu Jianian received the most votes in the end.
“I already said it wasn’t me,” Xu Jianian said helplessly.
"Please raise your hand if you are the owner of the ringtone."
Under everyone's expectant gaze, Xu Jianian, who had remained defiant, raised her hand.
Shang Xu: "I'll say it's you!"
Xu Jianian made a face: "Hehehe."
"Is the sound of the octave still coming from Six Star Street? Has the bread from Alex Sandra's bakery come out yet...?"
The moment the song "Apple Fragrance" came on, the entire audience in Bengbu stopped, getting goosebumps.
[Frog Fun, who is this? So trendy!]
[My DNA started humming on its own, how terrifying! I just escaped the scent of apples, and now I'm hooked again.]
[Blind guess: Li Yan and Shang Xu. This time it'll be Shang the silly one, right?]
No, no, no, this is so explosive, it's always the unexpected ones. I vote for my sweet daughter, Mu Qing.
"Excuse me, my phone rang." Director Ma quickly turned off his phone.
"..."
After a moment of silence, everyone burst into laughter.
"As expected of Director Ma." Xia Yu gave a thumbs-up.
"Director Ma is keeping up with the trends," Xu Jianian joked.
"Come on, let's listen to the next song."
Director Ma hurriedly switched to the next song.
This song makes everyone think deeply just from the very first intro.
"Lula lula le, lula lula le, bravely move forward, there are prizes for moving forward..."
An image of a little red pig began to appear in my mind.
"The song by Piggy Hero is so tasteful." Xia Yu burst out laughing.
"That's absolutely ridiculous, no doubt about it." Xu Jianian slammed his hand on the table with certainty.
"Anyway, it's not mine." Li Yan quickly distanced himself from the matter.
Please vote.
Shang Xu won by an overwhelming majority of votes.
Before Director Ma could even call for hands to be raised, Shang Xu surrendered: "It's mine."
Isn't this my internet heartthrob, GG Bond?
Ugh, after watching a dating reality show, I have to rewatch two animated series. Director Ma, do you think we have that many phones?
If Xu Da-wan hadn't been targeted, he could have drawn some attention away from Shang Sha-diao.
The next piece is an instrumental piece; you can tell whose style it is just by listening to the melody.
"Huh?" Xu Jianian was confused for a moment. Wasn't this his song?
"Who is using Xu Jianian's song?" Shang Xu asked, puzzled.
“What’s wrong with using my song? It proves you have good taste,” Xu Jianian said, supporting him.
"I guess it's Qingqing's." As soon as Duan Xiaotang said this, Mu Qing, who already wished she could disappear into the ground, panicked even more.
“It’s…mine.” Mu Qing raised her hand.
"I heard this song on the trending charts and really liked it, so I've been using it as my ringtone ever since, and I haven't had time to change it," Mu Qing explained, her hopeful eyes pleading for everyone to believe her.
"You have good taste, Sister Muqing. Your song is also very good," Xu Jianian praised back.
Mu Qing nodded politely, and breathed a sigh of relief after getting away with it.
The next two songs are a ballad and an emo song, and everyone immediately guessed that they were by Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian.
The moment the melodious and pleasant intro of the next song started, everyone was instantly excited.
"Fireflies light up the night's starlight, who will add a garment of dreams for me..."
Upon hearing the lyrics again, everyone couldn't contain their excitement.
My mom told me to turn the volume up louder.
I'm thinking of going to square dancing. Anyone want to form a group at Xingguang Square in Shanghai?
[Hahahaha, only Actor Li and Xia Huahua are left. It should be Xia Huahua's, right?]
[Watching this dating reality show is full of surprises! When is Director Ma going to turn off the live stream? I might not be able to stay up any longer, sob sob. It's 8 AM tomorrow. What a tragic college student!]
Li Yan received the most votes in the end, which is understandable given her age.
"Yes, it's mine." Li Yan covered her face and laughed.
Now only Xia Yu's phone ringtone hasn't appeared yet. The last song is undoubtedly hers, there's no need to guess, Director Ma will just play it directly.
"I awaken the sea, I awaken the mountains and seas, I awaken the desert, a place full of colorful memories..."
"Hehe." Xia Yu chuckled cleverly, then added, "I've been rewatching this anime lately too."
"Let the fans in the live stream guess what anime it is," Xia Yu said playfully, winking.
After they finished playing, Director Ma told them to take their luggage back to their rooms, which made things much easier for the guests staying on the first floor.
Shen Youyou produced six suitcases in one go.
"Youyou, let me help you carry it." Fu Jingnian saw that Shen Youyou was having difficulty lifting her luggage up one step, and his protective instincts instantly surged.
"Thank you, Brother Fu." Shen Youyou naturally handed the suitcase to Fu Jingnian.
"There are still five over there. Thank you for your hard work, Brother Fu." Shen Youyou covered her mouth and laughed.
"What, five?" Fu Jingnian looked towards the door and saw five neatly arranged.
"Hey, Xia Yu, come over here and help Youyou." Fu Jingnian started ordering people around.
"Get lost." Xia Yu carried a suitcase in each hand and strode upstairs with lightning speed.
"Xu Jianian, come here..."
Xu Jianian bumped into Fu Jingnian, causing him to stumble and interrupting the dog's barking.
"Brother Fu, it's okay if you can't move it. I thought you'd been working out and getting results, but it turns out I was just overthinking it." As she spoke, Shen Youyou reached out to take it, her movements as slow as if they were on slow motion.
"It's okay, I can do it. This is nothing, I could take on ten of them!"
Fu Jingnian gritted his teeth and got to work, making everyone in the comments section burst into laughter.
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