The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

"Shang Xu, don't you hate your partner Xia Yu the most?"

"Not answering means you agree!"

Shang Xu paused slightly.

Xia Yu quickly pinched him.

｜д?′)!! Don't let me down.

"Today I ate steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, roast duck, roast pork, roast duck, soy sauce chicken, cured meat, preserved pork belly, dried sausage, assorted cold dishes, smoked chicken belly, steamed eight-treasure pork, glutinous rice stuffed duck, braised pheasant, braised quail, assorted braised dishes, and braised goose!!"

"Oh my god, talking about this makes me hungry."

Xia Yu patted his belly.

"I'm hungry too."

Director Ma smacked his lips, as if he was about to drool.

On second thought, they are adversaries.

"Who told you to talk so much?!"

"..."

The order of commerce is ignored.

Director Ma continued his offensive:

"Shang Xu, do you not use toilet paper to wipe your butt when you go to the toilet?"

"Not answering means I'm right!"

There's a dog barking.

Shang Xu remained calm; he had been targeted by Director Ma.

Director Ma wanted to question whether he was referring to himself.

The comments section was flooded with: Haha ...

"Hahaha, I've discovered the Shang Order!"

"You little brat, are you no longer a virgin?!"

Director Ma gave a sly, mischievous smile.

He wanted to see some cracks appear on Shang Xu's flawless face.

Xia Yu was shocked; how come the level of inappropriateness was getting higher and higher?

Explosive!

but.

Hehe, she wants to hear it!!

"I bought a lot of grains at the supermarket today: mung beans for 25, red beans for 35, and barley for 85. Oh, by the way, 85 barley is exactly my height."

Shang Xu has a faint sense of death towards others.

"What nonsense are you spouting now?"

Director Ma's goal was to provoke the other party with a single sentence, causing them to lose their composure and answer his question.

"Director Ma, it seems like he's saying he's 1.85 meters tall."

Sheng Yiyuan told him quietly.

"Narcissist."

"Does he think he can just say he has it?"

After he finished complaining, he took a closer look.

"My fault."

"It really does."

"Xia Yu, is your acting bad? How come you still don't have a hit drama?"

Director Ma was ruthless in his words, but after saying it, he actually felt a little guilty.

Xia Yu's works are all critically acclaimed dramas, so naturally none of them are popular.

Popular dramas typically feature top-tier celebrities as the male and female leads, who bring their own audience and form a powerful collaboration.

Either the subject matter is flawed, leading to widespread criticism, or it's fiercely defended by die-hard fans, sparking a heated debate between the two sides.

Shang Xu carefully observed Xia Yu's reaction. If she showed even the slightest displeasure, he would immediately snatch the iron basin and go up to set rules for Director Ma.

Sheng Yiyuan gripped the iron basin tightly. In the eyes of this fervent Xia Yu fan, Director Ma's question about Yin and Yang was like a hater trampling on a grave.

"Oh my god!"

Why do I feel a little cold?

Director Ma rubbed his arms.

"In my past life, I got divorced. My ex-husband colluded with his mistress to retaliate against me, leaving me with nothing and seizing all my assets and my two children. I was prepared to fight to the death. Now that I'm reborn, I'm ready to launch a full-scale revenge. Unlock the full story at VIP 50 and I'll tell you all about it."

Xia Yu wasn't annoyed at all and joined the ranks of nonsensical literature.

Viewers in the live chat were asking for the QR code.

"I've sent you a 100 yuan red envelope. Tell me about it first."

Director Ma actually gave Xia Yu 100 yuan; I was drawn into the situation.

Xia Yu's lines were excellent, probably because she's a professional actress. Even though it was just a simple expression, she subconsciously brought in the emotions.

Netizens are praising it:

"Shangxu's Dog: Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!!"

"Just kick the cripple's leg: No wonder Director Ma was stunned. I was totally dumbfounded too. I was thinking, wasn't I watching a variety show? How did it jump to a rebirth wish-fulfillment drama?"

"Lu Xun secretly filmed Zhou Shuren: 'My darling, please go act! We want to see your work!' Damn it, do you really have no dramas in the pipeline?"

...

"hiss…."

"This thing isn't...."

Director Ma looked around and noticed that Sheng Yiyuan was holding a jade bracelet that shone brightly in his other hand while holding the iron basin.

He then looked at Shang Xu, his already small eyes narrowing.

“咋啦啊？”

Shang Xu was completely baffled by the examination.

"This isn't Huahua's bracelet!?"

Director Ma squinted his eyes, which had become like a rat's, and glared again.

"You just used this thing to hit it!?"

His tone was agitated, and when he saw Shang Xu nod, he felt a sharp pain, as if struck by a blow to the head.

It's the feeling of heartache.

My heart is bleeding for money.

"You unfilial son!"

He rushed forward, snatched the jade bracelet, and carefully examined it for any flaws.

"What's wrong?"

Xia Yu walked up.

"I gave it to him."

"Isn't this just a fake decorative prop provided by the props department?"

Since she didn't have anything handy and was in a hurry to use it, Xia Yu took off the jade bracelet and gave it to Shang Xu.

"Yes, yes."

Sheng Yiyuan was confused. What was Director Ma up to?

Is Director Ma really as stingy as the rumors say?

Even a few dollars' worth of plastic props can cause such heartache?

This is incredible!

He was just about to send a message to his dad to sponsor the show.

Just as his fingers were typing in the chat box, Shang Xu grabbed his hand.

"This jade bracelet is genuine."

Shang Xu could tell the authenticity of a jade bracelet at a glance by examining its color.

Sheng Yiyuan was stunned: How the hell did he know what I was going to do?!

"Frog fun!"

"Really or falsely?"

Xia Yu found it unbelievable.

How could the props from the props department possibly be genuine?

"It's so cute."

Shang Xu smiled and answered in the same tone.

"Thank goodness it wasn't damaged, but I'm heartbroken!"

Director Ma wiped it with his clothes, looking distressed.

"This thing costs 16."

Xia Yu and netizens didn't really believe this statement.

What a load of rubbish!

"If you know its value, why did you smash it?"

He wanted to ask Shang Xu if it was intentional.

"No ah."

Shang Xu shook his head.

"I was in such a hurry to hit you, how could I have seen clearly?"

These blunt words made Director Ma so angry he almost vomited blood.

"Hahahahahaha!!"

Xia Yu laughed heartily.

Even the usually shy Sheng Yiyuan couldn't help but smile.

Shang Xu thought that even if he knew the price had multiple zeros, he would still buy it without hesitation, let alone 16.

"Director Ma, you've had too much to drink in broad daylight. How could you possibly use something worth 16 yuan as a prop for us?"

Xia Yu didn't believe it, but Shang Xu said it was true.

"Oh dear, all the gold ornaments you're wearing are real, how could this jade bracelet be fake?"

Director Ma returned the jade bracelet to Xia Yu.

They all appeared in cosplay outfits, and Xia Yu even has a cute, fluffy ear on her head.

Her smile could melt someone's heart.

So cute.

However, the gold ornaments adorning her post-apocalyptic, distressed dress were definitely real.

"The total value of all the gold I own doesn't even reach 16, so how could this mere bracelet be worth 16?"

Xia Yu couldn't understand what Director Ma was up to.

"You...you...you...you're talking nonsense!!"

Xu Jianian jumped out to criticize Director Ma.

"Hey, what brings you here so quickly?"

Director Ma remembers that the game Xu Jianian and Mu Qing played was quite difficult.