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"Where did you come from?!"

Director Ma didn't welcome him because he actually questioned him.

Barrage:

Jiang Shuyi: Of course, it's because the game Xu Jianian played was hosted by Luo He! The prestige of that speaks for itself!!

"Take the clouds and bite them into the shape of Ultraman:"

(?ˉ??ˉ??) Young Master Jiang, when are you coming back to Gravity Field? We all miss you!!

"I put sunglasses on the sun because I'm afraid it will get tanned."

(???) You know what, their costumes and props are really exquisite. The girls all look like delicate porcelain dolls. But Xu Jianian's clothes, at first glance, seem a little off! ?

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"You're saying Director Ma is talking nonsense?"

Shang Xu inquired about this matter.

"Yes!"

"How could Director Ma possibly be willing to use such expensive props for us? Look at what I'm wearing. It looked okay when I first put it on, but after only half a day, I feel like it's choking me. And when I went to the bathroom to wash my face, the sleeves got wet, and good heavens, the color is fading!"

Xu Jianian pointed to her wet sleeves.

He twisted the lid hard, and a few drops of water fell onto the clean white floor.

The water droplets dripping on the ground were tinged with a light brown.

"have a look!"

"This is the proof!"

Xu Jianian looked like she had caught someone red-handed, and her aura was domineering.

"It might be a misunderstanding, haha."

Mu Qing stepped forward to smooth things over.

"Wow!"

Xia Yu exclaimed in surprise.

Everyone was puzzled, only to see her extend her index finger and move it back and forth in front of Xu Jianian and Mu Qing.

"what happened?"

Shang Xu bowed his head and spoke softly.

"The fabrics of their clothes are not even in the same league."

Xia Yu's point caused everyone to scrutinize and compare.

The fabric Mu Qing was wearing was made of the finest silk, and its color saturation was extremely pleasing to the eye at first glance.

In contrast, Xu Jianian was dressed in rough, tattered clothes.

"Like a beggar."

Shang Xu's Hot Take:

"That's right, Director Ma!!"

Xu Jianian shouted at Director Ma, who was acting like it was none of his business.

The comments section was filled with laughter and jokes: "A beggar follows a rich young lady into the city."

"These clothes look like they were bought on Pinduoduo."

After examining the situation, Shang Xu shared his conjecture.

"Hahaha, Director Ma, did you get a cashback for a positive review?"

Xia Yu burst into laughter and teased him.

"Hey."

Director Ma finally spoke.

"I'll listen to your explanation."

Xu Jianian was smug, acting as if he were very magnanimous.

"Explain what?"

"You bought those clothes on Pinduoduo."

His tone was calm, with a hint of amusement in his smile.

It's as if they're saying something that's taken for granted.

What the heck?!

Xu Jianian exploded.

"Then...then..."

"Where are Mu Qinghua and the others...?"

He nearly stammered, the difference in their expressions so vast.

"Maybe Director Ma bought the flagship store for the female guest."

"I bought you a 9.9 yuan package with free shipping and a 7-day no-reason return policy."

Shang Xu also looked at the clothes he was wearing.

It was just a very ordinary material, but it didn't look as disastrous on him as it did on Xu Jianian.

On the contrary, it suited his figure quite well. Although the clothes were not perfectly cut, the stitching was fine.

"Director, what are you up to?"

Xia Yu asked him, puzzled.

"I only give the female guests haute couture."

"As for you men, just make do with it."

He put his hands behind his back and explained the reason helplessly.

"my God!!"

Xia Yu looked herself up and down in surprise.

"very beautiful."

Shang Xu followed her gaze.

"Yours is good too, a true princely air."

She examined it carefully and couldn't see anything wrong with Shang Xu's clothes.

"OMG!"

"why?"

"Why?"

"Why are you doing this?"

Xu Jianian's 100,000 Whys

"It's also possible that the production team didn't have enough funding."

Mu Qing explained on behalf of Director Ma, tugging at Xu Jianian's clothes.

"Eh~".

Director Ma gave him a look of disdain.

"What can't you grown men wear?"

Do you know how much thought and time it takes to create such an exquisite design?

The implication is: You are not worthy.

Watching the show through the watermelon screen:

"Forcing ants to carry spicy strips in a sedan chair carried by eight men:"

So funny~e=e=(((＞Д＜)ノノ!!

Director Ma, please don't love our daughter too much!

"Using slippers as boats, we brave the wind and waves to reach the other side of the mountains and the other side of the sea:"

o(???)o Director Ma perfectly embodies the principle of "raising daughters with abundance and sons with frugality." It's said that Director Ma commissioned a top international stylist to create outfits for each female guest a month in advance, with each dress hand-sewn stitch by stitch, making each one unique!!

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"Shang Xu didn't say anything yet."

Director Ma cited the example of "Three Good Students".

Why are you calling me out?

Shang Xu placed his fingers on his forehead and smiled helplessly.

"You have the nerve to say that? Shang Xu looks like a normal person dressed like that. Look at me, what do I look like dressed like that?"

Xu Jianian raised her arms and spun around a few times to demonstrate for everyone.

(Shop's inner monologue: (?o?o)? I'm a normal person, please don't describe if you can't, ShuanQ.)

"Like a beggar who has been collecting garbage for years and finally put on new clothes, happily spinning around a few times to show off to others... Hehehe!!"

Xia Yu laughed out loud, making a goose-like sound.

The main problem was that their own team's styling didn't match the production team's, and Xu Jianian hadn't taken care of his permed and dyed hair for a long time. At this moment, it was a mess, like weeds blown about by the wind, and it was an eyesore.

Xu Jianian was so heartbroken she nearly vomited blood.

"Huahua, why is your mouth so..."

He took a few deep breaths to compose himself.

"I'm ready!"

"As long as you treat the three handsome guys out of us four equally, Director Ma, that's fine."

He was jumping up and down, as if he had come to terms with it.

Barrage:

"Sister-in-law, open the door, it's me, your brother."

(?ˉ??ˉ??) Who are three of these four people referring to? It's so hard to guess!

"The farmer's three punches hurt a little:"

No need to guess, even a fool could tell that these three handsome guys are Shang Xu, Li Yan, and me!!

"Whoever sprays urine with a water gun yells: Have some shame! It's clearly Li Yan, Shang Xu, and me, that's more like it."

Just as the discussion was getting heated, Sister Lele's voice unexpectedly came over the loudspeaker.

"notify."

"Duan Xiaotang is out."

"Duan Xiaotang is out."

...

...

Hua: "What!?"

Somewhat surprised and not quite understanding how she had been torn, she planned to find a corner to eat snacks and hide away.

Merchant: "It's started."

The corners of his mouth turned up, and the smile in the corners of his eyes carried the unique excitement of a hunter.

Mu: "Oh my god!?"

It's unbelievable, that's a woman protected by Li Yan!

Xu: "Mom!"

I'm so nervous, so incredibly nervous, I just want to hide in a trash can so nobody can find me!

...

"They tore it."

The two faces appeared in Xia Yu's mind.

The first face she saw only reminded her of that sharp jawline that blinded her.

I can't quite remember the other one.

With four people absent, it's obvious who tore whom apart.

It couldn't possibly be Li Yan who tore Duan Xiaotang apart, could it?

Viewers in the neighboring live stream rushed over to report on the battle's progress: