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"Then you can admit defeat now."

"Give me the gem."

Xia Yu raised her eyebrows and reached out to ask for it.

Director Ma instinctively covered his trouser pocket.

"Who said I gave up!"

"As long as I don't admit defeat, it doesn't mean you've won!"

Xia Yu couldn't help but laugh, and she leaned closer to Shang Xu while suppressing her laughter.

Shang Xu's mind was elsewhere; his gaze was fixed intently on something else.

The ceiling light fell precisely on Xia Yu's head, making her stray hairs look as if they were plated with a layer of gold.

"I laughed so hard I almost split my legs."

"This is the first time I've ever seen someone so eager to be abused!"

"Hahahahaha~".

?(??? w ?? ?)?！ ！ ！

Her voice was low, with a soft, sweet tone at the end.

With each opening and closing of her lips, a sweet scent wafted out, and the little lip peak in the center of her lips was clearly visible, shimmering as if possessing some kind of magical allure.

Shang Xu's gaze was drawn to him like a magnet, his Adam's apple bobbed involuntarily, and he slowly drew closer, unable to contain his emotions.

At this moment, his mind was occupied by his inner demons.

There was only one idea:

I want to kiss you!!

...

Netizens screamed and shouted wildly:

"After being reborn, I used Liquor to treat my ex-boyfriend's hemorrhoids: "

o(o?`3?′o)?!!! Oh my god, what are you waiting for?! Hurry up and kiss me, kiss me!! Even if I get slapped by Hua Hua, it's worth it! It wasn't for nothing, since I've already kissed her! Might as well kiss her now!!

"On the plains: (?o?o) You bunch of bad people, how could you instigate Shang Bao to take advantage of other girls? This is shameless and lacks any sense of propriety."

Oh my god, it's my ultimate CP, Shang Yu Fei Wan! Hurry up and kiss her! What are you dawdling for?! Hua Hua has never been in a relationship before, he's still clueless, but we netizens have sharp eyes! He's interested in her, and she's interested in him too!

"Universe Invincible Dragon Warrior: Hahahaha, turns out they're on the same side! I almost drew my sword, but... oh dear, I was so anxious! I really wanted to jump into the screen and glue their little heads shut!!"

Modern netizens are extremely concerned.

"Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: T﹏T Ahhhhhh, no kisses allowed!! My Huahua!! Huahua whose first on-screen kiss still exists!!"

Xia Yumeng's heart is broken.

"A water gun filled with urine sprays anyone who yells: (?_?|||) You're crazy! If I don't give you a kiss, am I supposed to kiss you?! Make sure your pillow is elevated at night so you can dream, you know??"

"Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: (???3??) Waaaaaaah, I just won't give it to him!!"

"Water gun filled with urine sprays anyone who shouts: I'm sorry, everyone, my son had a seizure and made a fool of himself. He's right next to me, I'm taking him to a mental hospital right now. My apologies."

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...

"Stop the brakes."

Xia Yu reached out and pressed down on Shang Xu's head, which was pressed against hers.

The moment her palm touched his forehead, it was as if a colorful bubble had been shattered and turned into foam.

Shang Xu suddenly came to his senses, his heart pounding.

He breathed a sigh of relief because he hadn't actually done anything wrong that offended Xia Yu.

He felt a sense of loss because the time was not right, and he could not legitimately take another step closer.

"So close."

Can't you hear me?

Xia Yu blinked her big eyes.

"I was a little sleepy!"

Shang Xu just casually mentioned it.

The sense of disappointment slowly fermented in my heart.

Am I really that boring?

Xia Yu lowered her eyes, seemingly a little unhappy.

She was unaware of her own ulterior motives.

Shang Xu was devoted to her, so he naturally knew every little detail about her.

"no!"

“I swear, it’s my own problem.”

Shang Xu spoke with a serious tone and expression, clearly not lying.

"I heard."

"Director Ma is practically begging for a beating, so let's just satisfy him and make him hand over the gem willingly."

Director Ma watched them for a long time. If it weren't for the barrage of comments from netizens telling him not to go up and disturb them, he would have gone up to listen to what they were plotting.

"Cough cough!"

Director Ma coughed loudly, seeking attention.

"Can we begin?"

"Ok!"

Xia Yu made a gesture.

"Come!"

Director Ma subconsciously wanted to roll up his sleeves to boost his momentum.

He was wearing a short-sleeved shirt.

"I think Director Luo is way more handsome than Director Ma, he's incredibly handsome!!"

Xia Yu snorted twice; this question was a blatant provocation.

Director Ma glared at him, about to retort.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Shang Xu lift the iron basin, preparing to lecture him, but he swallowed his words back.

"hehe."

"I think that new guest, Zhao Jiajia, is way prettier than you!!"

Director Ma, hands on his hips, refused to be outdone.

"on!"

Xia Yu pointed with his index finger.

"what!?"

By the time Director Ma realized what was happening, the iron basin was already in place.

"Bang bang bang bang—!!"

He could clearly feel that the force had increased this time.

"You bastard, Shang Xu!"

(???д???)? You bastard!

Ma Shanglai will remember this grudge.

"Director Ma, it's not that we're being unreasonable."

"Your words must be unrelated to what I say, otherwise how can this game be called 'saying one thing and meaning another,' right?"

Xia Yu crossed his arms, seemingly unconcerned.

"This game was created by the production team, and Director Ma is the host of it, so he must know the rules very well. He shouldn't blame us, right?"

Shang Xu and she sang in unison.

"Minor issue, let's continue."

Director Ma muttered to himself: You two better be locked in forever!

"But shouldn't the positions be changed?"

"Anyway, you two had your fun."

Shang Xu looked at Xia Yu questioningly.

Xia Yu readily agreed.

"Yeah."

"Just do as the director says."

She readily went up and switched places with Director Ma.

“You and Huahua stand together, put down the props and give them to Yiyuan.”

Director Ma doesn't trust Shang Xu at all.

Sheng Yiyuan was flattered and surprised to be mentioned.

"Hello Director Ma, Hello Teacher Hua Hua, Hello Teacher Shang Xu."

"It's okay, you're welcome."

Director Ma comforted him.

"Go get that iron basin. If either of them makes a mistake, punish them both according to the method Shang Xu just used."

His lips curled up to the top of his head.

"Kid, don't be soft-hearted, and don't be afraid or hesitant to act. They are both very kind and won't hold it against you. Besides, Director Ma will cover for you if anything happens."

Director Ma gave us a thorough heads-up.

He flattered Xia Yushangxu and vouched for him with his own words.

The special effects artist typed the words "kindness" and "goodness" onto their faces online.

Barrage:

"Water guns filled with urine spray everyone screams: Hahahahahahahaha!! Doesn't Director Ma know that the person he carefully selected is outwardly loyal but inwardly disloyal??"

"The Innocent and Alluring Crown Princess: \(`Δ')／ No rush, he'll find out soon enough, he'll know everything!!"

"The rainy night my husband ran away for his mistress: ??( ? )?? Seeing how readily Huahua changed partners, and how she and Shangbao were grinning mischievously, I knew things were far more complicated than I imagined!!"

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"Let's begin."

Director Ma kept a close eye on them.

Ma: "Xia Yu, there's something on your face!"

Flower: "The grass on the plain grows lush and green, withering and flourishing year after year."

Ma: "Ugh, it stinks! Shang Xu, did you fart?"

The saying goes: "Wildfire cannot burn it all; the spring breeze brings it back to life."

"You guys are slacking off while reciting ancient poems, I'll consider that cheating!"

Director Ma made a statement.