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The barrage of comments rolled densely:

"Candied Hawthorn Boys:"

~ (o′?`o) I'll say it a hundred times!! Rock sugar pear soup is real!! Really! Kiss me, kiss me!! My blood sugar is about to spike! If I slash my arm, I could drink the blood like milk tea!

"Sister-in-law, open the door, it's me, your brother."

~(b?w?) Oh my god, you've really made something of yourself! Force me to kiss you! Now!! Immediately! Wait for me, this old servant will go and move the Civil Affairs Bureau over right away!

She turned him into McDonald's:

What is real then? What do you think is real?

Of course, the rock sugar pear soup is real!

(Screaming) (Twisting) (Dark crawling) (Crawling) (Twisting) (Dark writhing) (Rolling) (Crawling violently) (Twisting) (Spasming) (Hissing) (Wriggling) (Eerie growl) (Crawling) (Split) (Walk ashore) (Twisting) (Spasming) (Wriggling) (Waving) (Attacks indiscriminately).

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"Are you treating me like a nobody?!"

Lowe leaned in and used his loud voice to separate them.

"Haha."

Li Yan scratched his head helplessly.

"I'm sorry."

His ears flushed slightly, and he sat up straight with a touch of reluctance.

"Tch, that's more like it."

Lowe felt valued again, so he didn't dwell on it.

"it's okay no problem."

Duan Xiaotang shook her head shyly.

Lovi Petrochemical: ...

Goodness, neither of them was talking to him.

It's his own passion.

"You two can recite each other's names backwards, what's there to be embarrassed about?"

"Stop pretending!"

Love is sarcastic and unsettling.

"Old Luo, why are you talking like that?"

"Was it because you were provoked by Director Ma's cross-dressing in Bangkok?"

Duan Xiaotang finds it funny whenever this topic comes up.

Since it was her who spoke, Lowe didn't dare to argue with a girl.

“8 7 6…”

Love's countdown.

"I go!!"

ヾ(TдTヾ*)! !

Duan Xiaotang was immediately provoked and frantically shoved things at Li Yan's face.

"Eat up, eat up!!"

Cool fruit pulp mixed with seed paste covered Li Yan's cheeks.

The purplish-red juice dripped down his chin.

"Fuck."

Duan Xiaotang could roughly imagine how disheveled Li Yan would look when the blindfold was removed.

Li Yan didn't care about anything else and just started taking big bites.

"time up!"

Love clapped his hands.

Li Yan ignored him and continued eating voraciously.

Netizens were stunned:

"King of Smooth Pooping: (0 x 0) Is this still the great Actor Li in our hearts!?"

"Superb White Socks Man: (? x ?) Everyone, don't get me wrong, this person is Li Datou, not Li Yingdi. Although they look exactly alike, they are... the same person."

"I overheard my husband voraciously chewing on a shared bike seat the night he cut off all contact: Where did this groundhog spirit come from? You beast, get off his body right now!!"

Below is a group of people who typed 6.

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"My dear son, stop chewing!!"

Love was terrified.

He joined the show to pursue Li Yan and act in his film.

The art style is becoming increasingly abstract, so actors need to maintain an air of mystery.

"Stop!"

"Stop!!"

He was like a worried, overprotective father.

Li Yan swallowed the last bite, chewing and savoring it slowly.

"This dragon fruit is quite delicious."

"High-quality goods".

He took off his blindfold, and instantly the world became bright.

The two squinted, and their eyes met after their eyes adjusted to the light.

The girl's image was reflected in Li Yan's pupils. She had long eyelashes, stunningly radiant skin, and a captivating smile on her rosy lips.

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Big Head, you...you...you're so funny!!"

(????? ??)?л??a?a?！ ！ ！

Duan Xiaotang laughed so hard she could hardly breathe.

Lowe leaned closer for a closer look, but he couldn't laugh at all.

"Quickly clarify to everyone that what you just did has nothing to do with Li Yan."

"Is it that funny?"

Li Yan refused to believe it and picked up her phone to take a picture with the front camera on.

In the picture, his angular face is covered in rosy fruit pulp.

The black seeds of the dragon fruit were embedded mostly in the bridge of his high nose and the sides of his cheeks, making him look disheveled but not disheveled.

His eyelashes fluttered slightly as he paused, his comical appearance mixed with a natural, endearing awkwardness.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"It's alright, actually."

Li Yan also smiled, but seemed much calmer than Duan Xiaotang.

"Silly goose."

Duan Xiaotang thought he looked so dazed.

With its big head and blank expression, it's quite cute.

Li Yan silenced her phone by pressing the side button and secretly took a few photos.

Lowe thought he was narcissistic, so he leaned closer to take a look and found that the rear camera was on.

He smiled but didn't expose it.

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"Are you coming or not!?"

"Come on then!!"

Flower: o(o?`3?′o)?!!!

Horse: <(｀^′)＞！！

Xia Yu and Director Ma communicated in a manner similar to drinking and guessing games.

"Let's just buy two plane tickets and send you to Guilin to sing folk songs together."

Shang Xu held a large iron basin behind his back.

Barrage:

"Forcing ants to carry spicy strips in a sedan chair carried by eight men:"

"Shang Bao is up to no good, hahahahahaha!!"

"Selling swimming rings in the desert and even offering a 50% discount:"

ヽ(^Д^*)/. Hua Hua is so cute! Hua Hua is so cute! Hua Hua is so cute!! Is there any director who could give Hua Hua and Shang Bao an idol drama script, the kind with tons of kissing scenes?! 」

"My attempt to turn things around on Xianyu (a secondhand marketplace app) has backfired."

o( ??? )o Although experience counts, Director Ma has finally met his match – Hua Hua and Shang Bao are on the same level! Hahaha! They're deliberately and systematically causing trouble. Director Ma, your good days are here!

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"Who is afraid of who?"

"Come!!"

Director Ma provocatively beckoned to Xia Yu.

"Saying one thing and meaning another: The questioner asks, 'Is the sky blue?' The other person needs to answer ironically! A wrong answer means immediate elimination, so you need to be quick."

Have you eaten?

"No."

Director Ma answered instinctively.

"Hey, no!"

In the blink of an eye, it got dark.

Something covered his head.

"Director."

"If you're going to play a game to the end, there will be plenty of punishments!"

Director Ma heard Shang Xu chuckle mischievously and sensed something was wrong, but it was too late.

I don't understand what hard thing hit the bottom of the iron basin.

The loud clanging made him dizzy.

Shang Xu was quite sensible and stopped after only a few seconds.

After the iron basin was removed, Director Ma regained his sight.

"You son of a bitch!!"

He saw that there seemed to be many insects flying around him.

Xia Yu asked the all-knowing staff for a bottle of cooling oil, opened it, and placed it in front of Director Ma to inhale the fumes.

"Be mindful of your speech and don't use foul language."

She and Shang Xu remained calm and showed no fear whatsoever.

"Only you few brats get the chance to be messed with by me!"

"You dare to mess with me?!"

Director Ma is resilient under pressure; he recovered when Xia Yu handed him some cooling balm.

The smell went straight from my nasal cavity to the top of my head, and then from the top of my head to the soles of my feet.

"Director, this isn't a prank."

Shang Xu waved goodbye.

"what is that?"

You can even make shit sound like gold!

Director Ma didn't want to hear him open his mouth.

"Haha, the director is praising you."

Xia Yu told Shang Xu with a big laugh.

"Although this is not a refined way to say it."

"But thank you."

Shang Xu calmly agreed.

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(Thank you so much for the food, everyone!!!)