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"Saying one thing and meaning another: The questioner asks, 'Is the sky blue?' The other person needs to answer ironically! A wrong answer means immediate elimination, so you need to be quick."

"Will I really get a huge, sparkling gem!?"

Hua Hua: Wow~

Xia Yu looked up at Director Ma with her innocent and carefree eyes.

Her eyelashes fluttered, and her eyes were more bright and captivating than any jewel.

Shang Xu remained silent, simply watching quietly.

Even if Xia Yu was just pretending, she was still incredibly charming.

Like a soft candy gently hitting his heart, sweet and delightful.

It's so beautiful that just one more glance at it melts your heart; even the surrounding air seems gentler.

(Shop owner: She's so cute!!)

At that moment, he really wanted to pull her into his arms.

But it will definitely scare her.

The comments section was flooded with messages:

"The farmer's three punches hurt a little:"

Ahhhhhh, I'm crazy about Huahua! I'd bang my head against a wall for Huahua!! Huahua, can you please accept my money for no reason?! I have too much money, I want to spend it on you!

"Shang Xu's dog: (???) Bro, can you give me some money? I haven't eaten for three days. I'll bring a sack to your building and catch it. Up up, give it to me!!!"

Shen Yu exclaimed in shock: "Get out of my way, all of you! This is my sister! My sister! My sister!! My little sister! (Super proud version, no arguments allowed)"

Su Yuxian: What are you trying to piggyback on? Why don't you change your surname to Xia?

Xia Yujing exclaimed, "Get out of my way! This incredibly beautiful, incomparably gorgeous, and absolutely adorable woman is my sister! My sister!! My little sister!! I'm her brother, her dearest brother!!"

"Midnight Melancholy Fierce Girl: |д?′)!! Oh my god, it seems Shen Yujing hasn't been on enough makeover variety shows. I suggest Sister Lan send him to Africa next time!"

"Sister Lan: Thank you for your concern, everyone. The company's senior management is already discussing it. Don't worry, we won't let this idiot... wait, no, that's a typo. We won't let this kid go astray."

...

"So, Director Ma, do we really get a big, bright, and genuine gem with no tricks if we play this game?"

"Cough cough."

Director Ma actually felt a little sorry for him.

"I'm right here, would I lie to you?"

His eyes darted left and right, his mind racing as he considered which escape route to take.

(Ma's wife's inner monologue: \(`Δ')／I'll lie to you, I'll rip you off. If I don't, I'll ruin my reputation as Director Ma!!)

Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy.

Shang Xu and Xia Yu exchanged a knowing glance.

Of course they know what kind of person Director Ma is.

"Let's begin then. I'll ask, and you answer."

"no!"

Xia Yu raised her voice.

"what happened?"

Director Ma was a little wary of the two of them.

If he were to run into Mu Qing and Xu Jianian, he would be easy prey.

"We ask, you answer."

"If you lose, we win; if you win, we lose."

The rules for opening the order of commerce need to be changed.

The comments section was filled with support.

"Reverse Tiangang."

Director Ma won't listen to them.

"That's not right, director."

Xia Yu patted him on the shoulder and began to deceive him:

"Whether we ask and you answer, or you ask and we answer, isn't it all the same principle? Director Ma, don't you have confidence in yourself? That shouldn't be the case. Director Ma, you're so handsome and have such great taste in clothes... um..."

She paused, and Director Ma's unshaven face was one thing, but after all, he was a heartthrob who captivated countless young girls in his youth.

The only thing I could wear was a bright green top.

The moment they met, she and Shang Xu were dazzled by that splash of green.

Director Ma, however, smiled and said that he should thank others for being kind to their eyes.

She wore a pair of super tight, faded ripped jeans that barely reached below her knees.

Aren't you afraid of getting arthritis in your legs?

Both she and Shang Xu suspected that these might be the vintage trousers from Director Ma's youthful days.

Looking further down, a pair of woven flip-flops were spotless and shiny.

This outfit is absolutely amazing!!

What's wrong with your fashion sense?

"Hua, why did you stop talking?"

Director Ma's call sounded like he was calling her home for dinner from the village entrance.

Netizens' criticism:

"Whoever fills a water gun with urine will scream:"

＼(`Δ')／Oh my god, Director Ma, although thrift is a Chinese virtue, you absolutely mustn't skimp on things that shouldn't be skimped on! Come on, repeat after me, He Ahua, Huahua!!

The sadness of using passwords:

(I laughed so hard I almost cramped up! As someone who's obsessed with good looks, I was so focused on Hua Hua and Shang Bao that I thought Director Ma's outfit was a bit odd. But now that Hua Hua pointed it out, I took a closer look and wow, Director Ma is practically the number one abstract artist!!)

"Desperate rural folks: (*′I`*) Director Ma, who taught you to dress like this? Block them immediately, we're done!!"

"Little Cellphone, I Love You: This must be Director Ma's second personality—Mrs. Ma!!"

"Director Ma, you're amazing!"

"Your fashion sense is absolutely amazing!"

"Super good-looking" = "Reported as good-looking".

"You're so outstanding, how could you lack self-confidence?"

Will you back down?

“I know you’re not that kind of person.”

Xia Yu's tone was so varied and rhythmic that it was easy to get carried away.

"Oh my, what a coincidence!"

Director Ma clapped his hands.

"Those who truly understand me are not just Hua Hua."

"That's just who I am."

But Director Ma wasn't having any of it.

"Tch~".

( ????? )

Xia Yu is no longer performing.

"Director Ma, do as we say. If we lose, we don't want this gem, okay?"

Shang Xu made a feint.

"Don't you want to listen to what you're saying?"

(????? ??)?л??a?a?

Xia Yu laughed herself to death.

I thought Director Ma would call them idiots.

To everyone's surprise, he didn't even read the question carefully before waving his hand in agreement.

"alright."

"Seeing how sincere you are, I have taken pity on you and agree."

...

...

Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan sat facing each other, about an arm's length apart.

Both of them had their eyes covered with black cloth.

"You can't peek!"

"If I find out, I'll lock you both in a dark room."

Lowe loudly reminded him that he knew the two award-winning actors and actresses, though seemingly serious, were actually quite cunning.

The staff brought out the food, and both people were blindfolded. One of them had to feed the other.

"Old Luo, we're all on the same side."

Li Yan's implication was that he should trust her.

"Don't mess with me if you know me well."

Lowe set the small alarm clock to countdown and placed it to one side.

The 60-second countdown has begun.

Duan Xiaotang reached for the food, and even though she was wearing gloves, she could still feel it.

"It's a very big one, it's a fruit."

They could smell the fruit.

"Delicious durian would be best."

Li Yan makes a wish.

"no."

Duan Xiaotang rejected one of her wishes.

"Come on, I'm ready."

Li Yan opened his mouth, his vision was completely dark, but he did not face the fear of the unknown.

Duan Xiaotang originally wanted to use her other hand to stroke Li Yan and find her way.

"What are you doing?!"

Lowe kept a close eye on things.

My eyes are the ruler.

"Say something."

She has to rely on sound to locate things.

“Hi hi hi hi!!”

Li Yan took the initiative to move closer.

He was already close by, yet he continued forward.

In an instant, their warm breaths sprayed onto each other's faces.

The comments section erupted with excitement from fans who shipped the couple.