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"That's just how they are. They've definitely been blinded by their fans. Jiajia, don't worry. Since fate has arranged for us to be a couple, it's an incredible destiny. Anyway, stay away from them. I'll protect you!"

Fu Jingnian showed off his sharp jawline, thinking himself very charming.

After all, every morning when he brushes his teeth and washes his face, he becomes so engrossed in his own appearance that he can't tear himself away, and he doesn't even feel that two hours is enough to admire himself in the mirror.

"Eh~".

Zhao Jiajia turned her head, and in a place out of the camera's view, she looked disgusted and almost vomited.

(OS: What kind of bewildering ugly guy is this?! Can I please stop shipping this guy? This is utterly speechless. If it weren't for this show, who would want to be on a team with this average-looking guy?)

"Jiajia, I have something to tell you..."

Fu Jingnian believed that Zhao Jiajia was moved, so he had to step up his efforts to stir things up.

"Alright, stop talking."

Zhao Jiajia raised her hand to interrupt.

She felt like throwing up.

"Okay, I'm sure you understand what I mean. From now on, we'll be a perfectly compatible couple."

Fu Jingnian gazed at Zhao Jiajia's perfect figure, as beautiful as a Barbie doll, and felt smug.

He just checked online and found that although Zhao Jiajia was not as wealthy as the Xia family, not as powerful as Mu Qing's family, and not as well-established as the Duan family, she was not bad either.

(Fu's inner monologue: Consider this compensation for the work-related injury I suffered at Shen Youyou's place. Although Zhao Jiajia isn't as charming as Sister Lele, she absolutely crushes Shen Youyou. I really didn't expect Shen Youyou to be so dirty and despicable.)

...

"Xu Jianian, what's going on between you and Zhao Jiajia?"

Shang Xu smiled sideways and bumped his shoulder against Xu Jianian's.

"Netizen: Shang Bao's squinting smile looks like that squinting soybean emoji, so funny and cute!!"

Xu Jianian's feelings were complicated.

Shangxu Bilibili continues to output:

"I just realized that both of your names have the character '佳' in them."

"Shut up, you."

Xu Jianian stared wide-eyed.

"Hua Hua, he was mean to me~".

Shang Xu immediately rushed over to complain to Xia Yu.

As soon as Xia Yu looked over, Xu Jianian immediately clung to Shang Xu.

"We're doing great~".

"Shang Bao, you're so insensible."

"Such a grown man, still tattling."

Xu Jianian gritted his teeth and called out Shang Xu's nickname, pinching Shang Xu's cheek and acting like good buddies.

"..."

Σ(￣ロ￣llll)

Shang Xu: There was no great word.

"Wow, your skin is so good!"

Xu Jianian only touched it once, and it squealed like a screaming chicken.

"..."

"childish."

Xia Yu didn't pay much attention to them.

"Jianian, are you and Zhao Jiajia friends?"

Mu Qing lowered her eyes, somewhat embarrassed.

I guess they spent a long time giving a psychology lesson in the corner before approaching to ask.

"no."

Xu Jianian walked up to Mu Qing, the two of them about an arm's length apart.

He scratched his head and put his left hand on Mu Qing's shoulder.

"Relax, we're the best of friends in the world."

Mu Qing's heart skipped a beat, and she murmured an "Mmm".

Netizens commented: "Move your bench to the front row, it's best to kneel down first!"

"This kid isn't usually so carefree; the way he's explaining things to Sister Muqing now seems quite mature."

Shang Xu held a handful of melon seeds in his left palm and tapped them with his right hand.

"Sister Muqing is so kind, she's practically a celestial being. I hope he can come to his senses. If he can't, I'll use a water ladle to help him."

Xia Yu spat out the sunflower seed shells into his hand, speaking earnestly.

"Hiss~".

Xu Jianian suddenly felt a sharp pain and covered her head.

"what happened?"

Mu Qing was startled and went up to check what was wrong with Xu Jianian's head.

"It's nothing, I was just kidding!"

Xu Jianian grinned and snapped his fingers near Mu Qing's ear.

"Scared me."

Mu Qing's attention was diverted.

Xu Jianian certainly wouldn't mention that she suddenly felt a sharp pain in the back of her head.

Zhao Jiajia stood not far away, watching with a cold gaze as Xu Jianian spared no effort to make Mu Qing happy. She felt a sting in her eyes and discomfort in her heart.

"Jiajia, let's go find the gems."

Fu Jingnian called out several times.

"Ah."

Zhao Jiajia turned and left, leaving him far behind.

"Huahua, what do you think of Zhao Jiajia?"

Shang Xu watched their disappearing figures and asked.

"Not much."

Xia Yu's impression of her was so-so.

"If she behaves herself, I'll take her as a genuine guest. But if she's ungrateful and does something to upset me, don't blame me for taking drastic measures."

She got too into character and swung her fist.

He threw all the sunflower seed shells at Shang Xu's face.

Um!!???

"Oh dear, I'm so sorry!!"

( ′? ??`)

Xia Yu quickly removed the sunflower seed shells.

"Shang Bao, why do you have pockmarks on your face?"

Xu Jianian passed by and smiled.

"Laughing at what?"

Xia Yu looked over.

"I didn't laugh."

"I'm not laughing."

Xu Jianian sewed up her mouth.

He turned around, bent down, and covered his mouth.

"Pfft pfft pfft hahah—!!"

The laughter was muffled, sounding like a pig's squeal.

The three people who heard the pig squealed saw him with his back hunched over.

Comments floated by:

"The farmer's three punches hurt a little: Damn, that pig's squeal."

"Whoever fills a water gun with urine will scream:"

(Please don't laugh at Xu Jianian for being mentally challenged, everyone. It's probably from the pig-feeding incident in the Thailand episode that he developed muscle memory for it.)

"Take a picture of the mistress: "

Honestly, Xu Jianian is really not good enough for Mu Qing, let alone Zhao Jiajia. But Fu Jingnian isn't even worthy of carrying Zhao Jiajia's shoes; he's probably laughing to himself under the covers tonight!

...

"Hua Hua didn't do it on purpose."

Mu Qing found a pack of wet wipes and offered to help.

"What I know is that love came too fiercely."

Shang Xu took a wet wipe and wiped his face himself.

Xia Yu: =????(???*) What are you saying...?

Netizen: Hehehe... Shangbao, you're really good at using metaphors, use more metaphors haha~

...

"Guests have half an hour to find the gems, so please hurry!"

This time, it was Sister Lele's voice that came through, her voice as sweet as honey.

"And that pig that looks like Xu Jianian, believe it or not, I'll send you back to the pigsty later. No need to thank me!"

Director Ma kept a close eye on their every move.

Xu Jianian could no longer bear it.

Upon hearing Xu Jianian mentioned on the radio, Zhao Jiajia stopped in her tracks.

“This Xu Jianian is like an idiot. Jiajia, remember to stay away from him when you see him.”

Fu Jingnian offered a "kind" reminder.

Zhao Jiajia remained silent, only giving him a cryptic look.

With just one glance, Fu Jingnian felt like he was about to leap into the sky.

"Yes!!"

(Fu's inner monologue: Hahaha, she actually looked at me! That means I was absolutely right. Maybe it's because I'm just too charming. Whether I can become the Zhao family's son-in-law depends entirely on winning her over in one fell swoop. Go for it!!)

He felt he was incredibly inspiring.

...

"Are we still looking for this gem? That was actually a bomb! Was it a sneak attack or was it Director Ma who was really cunning?"

Xia Yu knew that Director Ma liked to tamper with props.

"Go find it."

"It's quite fun."

Shang Xu pulled Xia Yu to explore different locations.

Each floor is so spacious that you can't see the end of it.

...

(Yay! Double update! My darlings, use your lucky hands to read this post and send me a free little gift!)