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Chapter 105 Thailand Trilogy 32: Almost Dead and Back to Life

The four who didn't enter the tent on time were punished by having to run laps on the playground.

Ten laps per person.

"Oh no, ten laps?! That's going to kill me!!"

Xu Jianian could only run three laps before she was exhausted and looked up and shouted.

"Hurry up, don't you want to go back to sleep? We still have recording this afternoon!"

Li Yan passed by Xu Jianian and urged him on.

Jiang Shuyi also surpassed him: "Keep it up, Jianian! And I have a brother named Luo He, he really, really likes you!"

Li Yan and Jiang Shuyi have already led for six laps, yet they remain completely unfazed.

Luo He, a young fan watching the live stream, let out a scream.

"Aaaaaaah! You're amazing, Xiao Jiang! I knew I wasn't wrong about you! Aaaaaaah!"

Luo He jumped up on the sofa with joy.

next second.

A group of people rushed in, carrying brooms and tree branches, looking anxious.

Chen Shao, who was leading the way, asked, "Brother Luo, what happened?!"

They thought Luo He was in some kind of danger.

"It's nothing, get out, get out!"

Luo He didn't want them to see him blushing with excitement.

Pure fangirling.

After they left, Luo He became even more unrestrainedly excited.

As a result, while jumping, he twisted his ankle.

"ah--!"

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"Huh? What?"

Xu Jianian was panting heavily and didn't hear what Jiang Shuyi said at all.

All I heard was: "Aba aba aba aba aba".

"You're so weak! You need to practice more!"

Fu Jingnian tried to suppress his breathing as he passed by Xu Jianian.

He pretended to be relaxed as he stood shoulder to shoulder with him.

"What's it to you? Are you some kind of greyhound like me?"

Xu Jianian suddenly felt a surge of energy and ran a few steps to overtake Fu Jingnian.

"You think you'll be fine again just because I wait for you?!"

Fu Jingnian accelerated and overtook him again.

"You little brat, trying to argue with me!"

Xu Jianian put in all her effort and surpassed it again.

Fu Jingnian...

They went back and forth like this, both of them practically exhausted and barely holding on.

After Li Yan and Jiang Shuyi completed ten laps, they both disappeared without a trace.

When Fu Jingnian closed his eyes and strained to surpass Xu Jianian once again.

Xu Jianian was drenched in sweat, and his eyes rolled back.

As he mustered his last strength to rush forward, his legs gave way and he fell towards Fu Jingnian.

Fu Jingnian was stunned: "!?"

The students watching on the playground gasped in surprise, and the girl covered her eyes.

When Xu Jianian fell, she not only took Fu Jingnian with her, but also pulled off his school pants.

Fu Jingnian felt a chill beneath him, and the strange looks from those around him made him uncomfortable.

Fu Jingnian looked at it and exclaimed: Σ⊙▃⊙川.

Their eyes were practically bulging out.

Xu Jianian wanted him dead; she even stripped him of his underwear.

"Let go, Xu Jianian!!!"

He tried to pull up his pants, but he couldn't.

Xu Jianian remained motionless, prostrating himself on the ground.

His hands didn't look like they were using much force, but the hem of his trousers was firmly hooked onto his hands.

"Xu Jianian!"

He let out a loud bang.

Fortunately, a kind passerby threw him a plastic bag to shield him from the brunt of the pain.

It looks like it's been pixelated.

The barrage of comments is so intense that Nimi's drone will project the screen right in front of the main character:

[Xu Jianian should change his name to Xu Quede (meaning "Xu the Immoral"), hahaha, how can someone as proud as Fu Gou (a nickname for a man) live like this? Although he's usually as annoying as an advertisement, we'd actually feel a bit lost if he left the show. After all, we've been criticizing him for so long, a little negativity is still a kind of affection.]

[Sorry, Fu Gou, but really... your size is a bit small. No wonder Shen Youyou is keeping you hanging on. But don't be ashamed, we won't look down on you, hahaha (merit points deducted by 100).]

[Huh? What's going on? Xu Jianian, aren't you going too far? If you do this, what if Shen Youyou doesn't want to be with her Brother Fu anymore? They'll both end up in the market! Xu Jianian, you're really audacious, you should be exiled to Ganlu Temple.]

Fu Jingnian was furious and wanted to kick Xu Jianian away.

He had just lifted his foot when several female students ran up and helped the motionless Xu Jianian up.

"A fine year? A fine year?"

They seemed to have practiced for a long time.

When Xu Jianian's name was called out, there was no Thai accent; the two characters "Jianian" were pronounced very clearly.

【Ahhhh, what happened to Jianian?? Luckily, these ladies are Jianian's fans!】

[Yes, Jianian, are you alright? Calling Director Ma! Calling Director Ma!]

Fu Jingnian quickly put his pants on.

"Xu Jianian, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, so don't try to scam me!"

When Fu Jingnian saw that Xu Jianian's face was pale and there was a bump on her forehead, he panicked a little.

"Why does it look like it's completely dead?"

The more he looked, the more panicked he became.

"what happened?"

Love pushed through the crowd.

"Director Luo, Xu Jianian fell down and tried to pull down my pants, but I didn't touch him at all. Everyone here can testify to that, and the viewers in the live stream can also testify!"

Fu Jingnian quickly distanced himself from the situation.

"What? Xu Jianian is dead?"

Love ran up to check.

“I didn’t say he was dead.”

Fu Jingnian felt ashamed and followed along to watch.

"Hey, Jia Nian!?"

Luo Wei slapped Xu Jianian twice across the face.

It startled everyone around.

"hold head high…?"

Xu Jianian's eyes were glazed over, and a trace of color returned to her pale face.

He has low blood sugar!

The fans suddenly remembered, but they couldn't understand the Thai she was speaking.

She took a chocolate out of her pocket and fed it to Xu Jianian.

Within seconds, Xu Jianian jumped up like a rocket: "Thank you, Sawadika."

Fu Jingnian was startled: "A sudden transformation?"

Lowe was surprised and helpless: "I think it would be better to be dead."

"What? Director Luo, you actually cursed me?"

The chocolate melted in Xu Jianian's mouth, and he started to laugh and giggle.

"No, that's not what I meant. I'm just glad you're alright."

Lowe shook his head.

"Then I'm off."

Xu Jianian chuckled and tried to slip away.

Fu Jingnian remained silent and joined in.

"Stop right there! This is a reality show, finish the run!"

Lovi supervised the two of them and even went to the convenience store to buy a bag of chocolates for Xu Jianian.

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"What? Xu Jianian just died?"

When the news reached Shang Xu, he thought it was outrageous.

It's being discussed in the group chat.

Startled, Mu Qing ran outside to see what was happening. With her good eyesight, she could see Xu Jianian running safely on the playground from afar, occasionally making a confusing shooting motion.

A group of college students were filming videos around them.

The dating reality show is a huge hit overseas, and each guest has won the hearts of many viewers to varying degrees.

Mu Qing sent the video of Xu Jianian running to the group chat.

[Mu Qing: Not dead, fresh.]

[Duan Xiaotang: You scared me.]

[Xia Yu: It's alive again??]

[Li Yan: We were just running together, who spread this rumor?]

[Shang Xu: If not created, it might have died and then come back to life.]

[Coach Ma: Stop chatting, everyone. You have an hour and a half of lunch break. The afternoon is all high-energy physical education classes, so recharge your batteries!]

[Director Ma: By the way, what kind of phone does Mu Qing use? It's so high-definition!]

[Mu Qing: (?ˉ??ˉ??) I use a Chili brand phone, it's super high-definition, easy to use and I love using it.]

[Xia Yu: Director Ma made a fortune again, he got it advertised.]

[Director Ma: Ms. Hua, what kind of phone do you use?]

[Xia Yu: Chili Brand mobile phone, easy to use, doesn't pill, doesn't fade, doesn't shed, can even cut vegetables, so easy to use and I love it, I've already recommended it to my deskmate.]

After sending the money, Xia Yu immediately went to collect the red envelope that Director Ma had sent her privately.

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