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[Hello Li Yan, please sing this song and get 90 points to unlock it. Do you want to try again?]

Li Yan just tried singing it once. He swears that he never scored more than 12 points on his exams when he was in school, but he managed to sing it.

He suspected that the smart lock couldn't recognize him because he had sung too softly.

Just then, Mu Qing's melodious and graceful singing voice drifted from not far away, like heavenly music.

[Congratulations to Mu Qing for achieving 99.8 points! Welcome to the dormitory.]

This gave Li Yan a lot of encouragement.

"I choose to take on the challenge again."

Li Yan was full of confidence.

His fans [Liquan Beer] teased him in the live chat:

【( 。? ??)?, No, bro, that's Mu Qing! Have you forgotten she's a professional singer? Do you think you can sing like that? Hahahaha, you're making me laugh so hard, I won't have to pay for it, because hearing you sing is even more lethal. Please, I'm genuinely not a hater.】

[Huh? My ears have already been tortured once, and you're doing it again?? Maybe I should learn from Xu Dawang's spirit and follow the young people's example, just taking a nap anywhere. But I endured the torture and strained my ears to listen, and I still couldn't recognize the song. Bro, what song are you singing? The original singer would be devastated if they knew.]

[Shh, keep your voices down, don't let our brother know we're teasing him in the comments. But seriously, is his singing really that bad? I can't believe it. But the opera-style singing in 'The Actor' was something he learned and practiced himself for half a year. I didn't expect it to be so different from his singing.]

Their laughter faded as Li Datou began to sing.

Li Yan sang with deep emotion and loud voice: "The setting sun stretches the shadow like a dream's harbinger, your silhouette is gently outlined by golden light, the evening breeze stirs my heartbeat."

His eyes were closed, and his long eyelashes swayed slightly.

Immerse yourself in your own world.

However, what everyone heard was: "Happy Sheep~ Pulling the account~ Hard purple fish cake of acquaintance in the dream~".

Xia Yu had just taken off her shoes and gotten into bed in the tent when she was startled by the sudden mooing of the water buffalo.

Xia Yu: Σ(?д?|||)??.

"What? The production crew isn't going to bring water buffalo to cover our tents, is they?"

Xia Yu felt it wasn't impossible.

The quotient is: ?(?'?'? )??????.

Shang Xu took out his phone and pressed it against the side of the tent closest to the sound to record his life: "Who sings so terribly??"

Duan Xiaotang's expression turned serious: "No, Li Datou, how dare you sing so loudly when your singing is so awful?"

She buried her head in the pillow: "I'm reporting this! It's disturbing the peace!"

Startled, Mu Qing, who had just lain down, sat up abruptly: "Oh my god, I thought it was some kind of alarm! It scared me to death!"

Mu Qing's expression was indescribable:

( 。? ??)?.

Fu Jingnian and Jiang Shuyi, who had not yet entered the tent, happened to be on either side of Li Yan, and they listened to a front-row concert feast.

Fu Jingnian frowned deeply. The puzzle was already mentally taxing, and now the singing was adding to the distraction.

Do people even want to live?

Jiang Shuyi's smart lock requires him to translate a text into English.

Li Yanzheng's death suddenly stimulated his brain.

"Xiaoming spans 300 miles."

Jiang Shuyi: Shut up, hurry up.

He has no problem communicating in English as an international student, but his written expression is lacking.

He was forced to become a top student by Li Yan.

As Li Yan watched his singing score climb rapidly, he sang with even greater confidence.

Mainly because he sang so loudly, it was earth-shattering.

Although the results were completely off, we managed to get everything in the right direction through hard work.

Director Ma was dumbfounded: "What kind of rubbish is this? Can we kick him out of the crew?"

Xiao Liu covered his ears: "Director, who gave Actor Li the courage?"

The production team dared not speak up and could only silently endure it.

They didn't even dare to laugh.

Because it's so unpleasant to hear that it silences people.

It's just plain awful and not funny at all.

Xu Jianian, who was lying on the ground, woke up inexplicably.

He stood up like a zombie.

The barrage of comments:

【(?﹏?) Oh my god, I was so scared! How did someone suddenly appear on the lawn?】

[This guy is amazing! He just lay down straight, and now he's standing up straight again. Is that even possible for a human? It defies all logic! He could be a zombie, bro.]

[So awful it woke up Xu Dawang, who was sleeping like a log. I don't believe Li Datou doesn't have some talent, hahaha.]

"This...this sounds like my song?"

Xu Jianian could hardly believe it.

"Frog Fun, who sang my song so terribly? Watch out, I'll send you a lawyer's letter!"

His blond hair stood on end, like a punk rocker.

"You should feel honored that Brother Li Yan covered your song."

Shang Xu unzipped his jacket and came out to see what was going on.

"Frog Fun, is really my song!"

Xu Jianian almost vomited blood.

"Because if Director Ma uses your song, he won't need to pay copyright fees."

Xia Yu also poked her head out.

"Huahua, your head suddenly popped out like a little mushroom that suddenly grew out of the ground. So cute."

Xu Jianian gestured with both hands.

"what about me?"

Shang Xu's tone carried a hint of displeasure.

Regardless of the consequences, I'll get involved in this topic, big or small.

Xu Jianian didn't sense any murderous intent: "You, you're actually quite human, with a nose and eyes."

After the buffalo mooing performance ended, Li Yan looked at the score: 72 points.

"I've improved. It's okay. I'll try again."

His undeterred voice came through the headset.

Everyone fainted: It's a tonic!

"Ah, Brother Li Yan, let me sing for you!"

Xia Yu and the other two said this almost at the same time.

Seeing that Xu Jianian had spoken, Xia Yu and Shang Xu tacitly retreated.

This matter still needs to be addressed by the original singer.

"No, I want to rely on myself."

Li Yan looked righteous.

"We're running out of time."

Xu Jianian felt ashamed and reminded him.

"It's okay, even if there are only thirty seconds left, I'll do it myself."

After Li Yan finished speaking, he glanced upwards.

Countdown to thirty seconds.

"Damn it, who wrote such a difficult song to sing?"

Li Yan couldn't help but mutter a few complaints under her breath.

Xu Jianian: ? ? ?

Jiang Shuyi was only one paragraph away from finishing: "Keep your mouth shut and your hands shut, hurry up!"

The whistle blew, and at the same time, the smart lock turned off.

"Why aren't you four going back to sleep during lunch break?"

Lowe's serious voice came from behind them.

Looking back, I saw Lowe wearing camouflage and a whistle around his neck.

With a serious expression, hands behind his back, and a confident gait.

"Director Luo, you look quite like a drill instructor."

Xu Jianian laughed and giggled.

"Hey student, call me Instructor Luo. Don't try to get on my good side with that grin!"

Lowe yelled at him.

Xu Jianian immediately became more obedient, but still couldn't help but say to Li Yanqu: "Oh no, Luo has gotten into character, but his acting is pretty good, it's just a bit distracting."

Therefore, actors need to maintain an air of mystery.

Lowe, originally a very dignified international director, came to a dating show, not even as a formal guest, and his directorial demeanor vanished without a trace.