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"Dear teachers, now that you have eaten and drunk your fill, there are only fifteen minutes left before lunch break. Please return to your dormitories and lie down to rest before the preparatory bell rings."

Director Ma's voice came through the loudspeaker.

"Ok?"

Xia Yu was puzzled when she saw the colorful tents that had been erected in the distance.

"When were those tents set up? So we're going to take a nap inside, aren't we?"

Xia Yu squinted slightly and noticed a smart lock installed on the tent zipper.

Xia Yu: (?⊿?)?

"Haha, isn't putting a smart lock on your tent overkill?"

She complained, "It's so funny, I can't live without laughing."

"Director Niu is still the same Niu Director."

Shang Xu's mouth was completely swollen.

Director Ma grumbled, "Shang Xu, are you feeling weak? You can't even speak properly, can't you tell the difference between a cow and a horse?"

Director Ma attacked back.

Shang Xu never expected to be targeted by Director Ma :( ?? ﹏ ?? ).

"Hahahaha, Shang Xu, brother, that's the nickname Director Ma gave you."

Fu Jingnian finally found an opportunity to kick Shang Xu while he was down.

Shangxu fans quickly flooded the screen with comments:

[Pshaw, pshaw, pshaw, it's Shangbao ...

[Shut up, Fu Gou. You need to brush your teeth. You stink. It's not just that your head is empty, it's waterlogged too.]

【Are you a toad from a stinking ditch? You keep babbling on and on, like a dung beetle spraying perfume. Even the old auntie at the village entrance chopping dumplings doesn't chatter as much as you. A fly would twist its ankle if it landed on your face. Like Wu Dalang needing a refill of his medicine, you're utterly oblivious to your own mortality.】

[To the teacher upstairs, when you retired from the literary world, I was the first to disagree, and in the end, I gave you a set of [something].]

...

"You idiot, Fu Gou."

Xia Yu rolled her eyes, fiercely protective of her child.

Xu Jianian, who had been quietly chuckling, became annoyed when he heard Fu Jingnian rambling on.

"What's it to you?"

"Just laugh it off, is it your place to comment?"

Xu Jianian retorted.

[Netizens' nostalgia: 0v0, we almost got to ship the dual swords again.]

Fu Jingnian's smile froze. He never expected that Shang Xu would have so many people protecting him.

Especially on the bullet screen, there was an overwhelming barrage of insults directed at him.

It's astonishing that someone from an ordinary background could have such a grand entrance.

"Director Ma, can we go into the tent... or the dormitory now?"

Li Yan found it funny to think that calling a tent a dormitory was ridiculous.

Upon seeing the smart lock, I knew that Director Ma would never let them go in to sleep so easily.

"Frog Fun, it instantly brought back memories of those escape rooms, with hundreds of locks plus smart locks, it was terrifying."

Duan Xiaotang frowned slightly.

"Alright, everyone, go back to your dorms and get some sleep. Don't linger outside playing around, or you might get caught by the instructors."

Director Ma revealed a wicked, gardenia-like smile.

The tent is neither too big nor too small, and it looks quite decent.

It is scattered across the lawn, and they separate as they walk.

Xia Yu arrived in front of an orange tent.

She touched the outside of the tent; it was made of the finest material.

"It seems Director Ma has really struck it rich; he's really willing to spend money."

Xia Yu wondered if they would get a lot of money later.

She looked at the smart lock again, and the moment she touched it with her fingertip, it activated and lit up instantly.

[Hello Xia Yu, you need to answer three questions to unlock this page.]

"Hey, my deskmate!"

Shang Xu's shouts came from not far away.

Xia Yu looked in the direction of the sound and saw it was about twenty or thirty meters away.

Shang Xu stood in front of a blue tent and greeted her.

Then someone called her name again.

"Hi, Flower!"

Duan Xiaotang jumped up with joy.

【(*σ′?`)σ, Tangtang is becoming more and more like a child on this show. You can tell she's having a lot of fun and is completely free of the tiredness she showed in previous interviews.】

When has Actress Duan ever felt tired? Wasn't she always on a winning streak, achieving a grand slam? Wasn't that previous interview widely criticized by marketing accounts as a ploy to gain sympathy?

[To the person upstairs, please, where is it always smooth sailing? Only a non-fan would think that. Where do so many overnight successes come from? Besides, you said it's a marketing account. Can you really trust what marketing accounts say?]

"Hi, Sister Xiaotang!"

Xia Yu jumped up joyfully as well.

After receiving a response, Duan Xiaotang, standing in the red tent, began to think about smart locks.

"My God, what the hell is this?!"

Xu Jianian, who chose the yellow tent, could only scratch his head in frustration when faced with the smart lock.

His smart lock requires completing a jigsaw puzzle to unlock.

The puzzle pieces were completely scrambled.

[Hello Xu Jianian, once the smart lock is activated, you need to complete the jigsaw puzzle within ten minutes.]

"cut."

Xu Jianian dismissed it with disdain.

next moment.

With a "thump," the person lay straight down on the lawn and fell asleep.

Xu Dawang's classic act: performing taking naps anywhere.

Li Yan looked at him with disdain.

"Young people are just healthy."

Shang Xu was also working on a jigsaw puzzle, and he played with it with great focus.

In the video, his fair hands deftly slide the puzzle pieces, gradually piecing them together into a complete picture.

"Five minutes left in the countdown. Please make sure you return to your dormitories on time to rest."

Director Ma was stunned for a while when he saw that the yellow tent was empty.

Xiao Liu pointed to the ground: "Over there, they're probably all snoring."

Director Ma exclaimed in admiration, "Wow, he can even fall asleep like that?!"

Shang Xu smiled and said, "Director, don't you know that strong people never complain about their environment?"

Xia Yu's side.

[01. Where does the world's largest sweet potato grow?]

Xia Yu: "It grows in the soil. No matter how big it is, it still grows in the soil."

[Correct answer.]

[02. What fruit is the most honest?]

Xia Yu: "Banana leaf".

Xia Yu: "Because he's honest and simple."

[Correct answer.]

Shang Xu chuckled twice after hearing Xia Yu's words through her earpiece.

[03. The wolf is coming! Guess what fruit it is?]

Xia Yu smiled smugly, completely at ease.

"Starfruit".

"Because the wolf is coming, the sheep are going to run away."

[Correct answer. Congratulations to Xia Yu on successfully unlocking the dorm. Welcome back!]

Xia Yu was the first to enter the tent.

"Good luck, everyone!"

She encouraged the others.

Duan Xiaotang has already answered two questions.

[03. What flower has no leaves?]

After thinking for a while, Duan Xiaotang came to the conclusion: "Snowflakes."

[Correct answer. Congratulations to Duan Xiaotang on successfully unlocking the room. Welcome back to the dormitory.]

"Yeah yeah yeah."

Duan Xiaotang took off the padlock and unzipped the tent.

I kept piecing together the Shangxu image, and I always thought the original was an abstract painting.

When he finally pieced together the last image, a handsome selfie of Director Ma appeared before him.

"In fact, isn't this another kind of abstraction?"

[Congratulations to Shang Xu for completing the jigsaw puzzle! Welcome back to the dorm.]

"Director, he said you're too abstract!"

Xiao Liu secretly told on him.

"He's saying I'm handsome in an abstract way, don't you understand?"

Director Ma's top-notch understanding.