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When Fu Jingnian returned, the group had already cleaned up the scene.

He naively thought that Jiang Shuyi had no food to eat.

Only then did he feign concern and carry over the meager amount of food.

"Awaited."

He said that on purpose.

Jiang Shuyi chuckled twice.

"Why are you only getting back now? Are you trying to starve Xiao Jiang to death?!"

Xu Jianian banged on the drums and gongs, speaking in a sarcastic and unsettling tone.

"I've only just gotten back, and I have to thank you for everything!"

Fu Jingnian kicked the football back to Xu Jianian.

He was furious when he remembered being pulled back halfway through the journey and turned into a bench.

Xu Jianian is really annoying.

The whistle blew.

"Dear teachers, I specially invited a five-star chef to cook this delicious meal for you. How is it? Isn't it tasty?"

Director Ma chuckled, waiting for their praise.

While everyone was still chewing, they all shook their heads in unison and said, "It doesn't taste good!"

"Yeah, this newspaper is good for you."

Xia Yu quickly finished the last bite and caught up with the group.

"Ha ha. "

Seeing that she was choking a little, Shang Xu patted her back with a smile.

Jiang Shuyi, who was nearby, very perceptively poured a glass of water for him.

"Thank you both."

Director Ma didn't chuckle; he thought to himself: "Those rice plates are cleaner than your faces, how dare you even say that?!"

Netizens chatted in the live chat:

[Shang Bao, so handsome 0v0.]

[Wuhu, in my next life I want to be a monkey on Mount Emei, swinging around all day, and even stealing things from other people. After stealing, I'll swing around again, and if I see a handsome guy, I'll pull his hair. If I'm unhappy, I'll slap the tourist across the face, hehe.]

【(?`~′?) It looks so delicious! I want to eat it! Can I have some? I don't need much, just a tiny bit is enough. You know, I've never eaten a proper meal since I was little. I fell from the 18th floor and grew up the moment I landed.】

[Shang Bao, someone actually said you're handsome! I slapped them across the face! You have sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes, a fresh and handsome appearance, a straight nose and red lips, dashing and debonair, exceptional talent and looks, unparalleled in the world, clear and bright eyes, radiant spirit, extraordinary temperament, outstanding talent, gentle and refined, dashing and debonair, clear and bright eyes—how can you describe you with just a single word like "handsome"?]

【⊙w⊙, Huh? I was just browsing the internet, watching a dating reality show livestream, and I got slapped for no reason!? ? (Being completely obedient, not daring to move).】

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"Now it's time for the second round of serving food. Partners who didn't get a turn, please take your places."

Director Ma was well-prepared this time and instructed the chef to protect the spoon.

As long as the spoon is there, we'll live on it; if the spoon dies, we'll retrieve it!

"I am leaving."

Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan said goodbye.

"It's okay, just treat it as a game."

Xia Yu was half full when she stood up and stretched.

Shang Xuchao and Xia Yuxue learned from an online joke about parents giving advice when sending their children to school, and said with a smile: "If you can concentrate on studying, then study hard. If you can't concentrate, then eat more. We paid tuition fees, so you have to eat your money's worth."

"Ah? Okay, okay."

Xia Yu shook his head.

The four walked to the starting point and put the rope around their waists.

The intense atmosphere of the previous game still lingered on the foam wall.

Netizens looked over one by one, noticing her slender waist.

Netizens are drooling: (-^〇^-) Shahaha.

The style of the painting changed drastically when Jiang Shuyi was seen.

Netizens' reactions changed: (`皿′) Please get out of here, and get on Q.

"3, 2, 1... Let's go!"

Director Ma gave the order.

Xia Yu and the others strolled over at a leisurely pace, as if taking a walk.

The sponge underfoot was soft and comfortable.

The food in the small cart was still steaming hot.

Xia Yu and the others arrived at the finish line almost at the same time, and the plates made a slight sound when they were placed on the table.

The four chefs worked methodically, placing the food from the compartments onto their plates like ants carrying loads.

"Are you playing the game of water dripping through stone?"

Duan Xiaotang complained.

"Oh my god, Sister Xiaotang, look at Huahua, she..."

Mu Qing let out a gasp of surprise.

Duan Xiaotang and Jiang Shuyi both looked towards Xia Yu.

Without saying a word, Xia Yu bent down and grabbed a compartment containing volcano ribs.

"nonono!"

The chef got impatient.

The previous person grabbed the spoon and passed it to three others.

This seemingly frail girl, who looked as if she couldn't even lift a bucket of water, actually raided their entire fortune.

"Thank you, chef! My tablemate is already full from these volcano ribs, so I won't order any more."

Xia Yu rode the Wind and Fire Wheels back.

"Xia Yu, stop! You're breaking the rules!"

Director Ma shouted through a megaphone.

"Huh? Just a little bit?"

Xia Yu chuckled, feigning embarrassment.

"Director, I'm uneducated, I don't understand the rules."

Director Ma was speechless: "Who are you trying to fool? Aren't you studying at Peking University?"

Shang Xu covered his face: "Shouldn't that be my line??"

"Director Ma, I'm a local from Beijing, so I can just read it directly; it doesn't have much content."

Xia Yu laughed it off and returned triumphantly with a whole rack of volcano ribs.

Duan Xiaotang followed suit, picking up a serving of Thai curry rice noodles and running off.

The chefs assumed the remaining two would also try to grab a spot, so they protected it in advance.

He gripped the spoon tightly, a warning to anyone who reached out to him that he would strike.

Seeing this, Mu Qing and Jiang Shuyi stopped taking the grid and each took a plate of banana pancakes and Thai roujiamo.

This group returned home laden with goods.

"Great! Absolutely fantastic!"

Li Yan gave a thumbs-up with both hands.

"This is Lu Chu?"

Xu Jianian pointed curiously at the plate of snacks that Mu Qing had brought back.

"I had only seen it online before, but this time I finally got to eat the authentic one."

He picked up a slice of watermelon-shaped Luchu and tasted it; it was filled with red bean paste.

Xia Yu couldn't stop eating the green papaya salad; the combination of sweet, sour, salty, and spicy flavors was incredibly addictive.

"I wanted to push the stroller back, but the foam padding and elastic ropes made it impossible."

She said it was a bit of a regret.

"This is enough to eat."

Shang Xu picked out a small piece of spare rib and waved it under the table.

The little white rabbit glided over, opened its fangs, and swallowed the rib.

"Your spirit pets aren't picky eaters."

he said.

"Absolutely, it depends on who raised it."

Xia Yu proudly blew on his sleeve.

Director Ma led the entire crew to divide up the food from the trolley.

Now everyone had lunch, and the place was quiet for a while.

The comments section can go on and on:

[Judging from Fu Jingnian's estrangement from them, he must be thinking about Youyou. When will Youyou be back? I'm really impressed with Xia Yu for getting Youyou into the hospital.]

Shen Youyou's leg hair started to grow back.

[Hehe, was that posted by Shen Youyou's alternate account upstairs? You found a hospital bed with such good signal, so just get some sleep. So dedicated, even in the hospital you need to go online to feel noticed.]

How do you know she's Shen Youyou? Are you out of your mind?

[Are you kidding me? I'm not Shen Youyou, I don't know Shen Youyou.]

There was clearly something wrong with the way this person posted that comment.

The preface does not match the postscript.

[Do I really have to spell it out? I was already being very polite with my previous words. Sis, I'm in the bed right next to yours. I have excellent eyesight, like an Air Force pilot. Sorry, I just accidentally glanced at you watching the live stream and sending comments.]

The user then spent gold coins to unlock a privilege and posted a snapshot.

The photo shows Shen Youyou, wearing a hospital gown, staring in shock at the netizen's camera, her index finger raised, and her expression fierce.