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"What the heck? What does this mean?!"

It's better not to look at the Shangxu; once you do, you'll be shocked.

The quotient is: (??? д ???)!!! .

The chef's hands moved at a snail's pace, scooping up a handful of Thai fragrant rice the size of a fingernail at a time, then layering it on top of the rice, spoonful by spoonful.

When will this happen?

Netizens burst out laughing:

[Shang Bao, don't be afraid. The other three went through the same thing. Men always have to go through this. Life goes on, don't let such a small thing ruin your life.]

【( ?° ?? ?°)? Pfft, haha, what nonsense are you spouting upstairs!?】

[Good heavens, this isn't right! Shouldn't I be a wealthy heiress with millions in assets, a smooth face, delicate and three-dimensional features, coordinated hands and feet, a healthy mind, and a happy obsession with anime? How come I'm now a penniless, distorted-faced loser with uncoordinated limbs like someone I just met, and a dark and twisted personality?]

[Upstairs, you've come to the wrong place and are dreaming. Please give up your fantasies and accept reality. We're all like that.]

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With lightning speed, Shang Xu snatched the ladle from the cook's hand.

Chef: ? ? Why do I feel like my hands are empty? ? ? ?

"living comfortably without anybody's help."

He immediately started serving himself, taking a big spoonful of Chiang Mai noodles and a full spoonful of green papaya salad, and shoveling them onto his plate.

The chef couldn't possibly outrun Shang Xu's speed in trying to snatch it back.

Li Yan/Xu Jianian: Is this even possible??

They reacted quickly and also tried to grab the chef's spoon.

But the two chefs clearly learned from past mistakes and guarded their spoons fiercely.

Because of the resistance band around her waist, Li Yan dared not make any large movements.

However, Xu Jianian, who was standing to the side, didn't have time to worry about that.

He tried to grab it with both hands and feet, but before his fingers even touched the spoon, he was pulled back by the elastic rope.

The return journey was swift; in less than half a minute, Xu Jianian crashed straight into the foam wall.

He smashed a large human-shaped mark into the foam wall.

"Jianian, are you alright?"

Mu Qing's worried voice could be heard from outside the venue.

"It's okay, I'm fine."

Xu Jianian sat on the ground for a while, feeling dizzy.

He felt that the sponge pad under his buttocks was a bit hard.

"Huh? Why is it moving?"

Before he could even look down, he was suddenly pushed to the side by a force, his face slamming into the cushion.

"Xu Jianian, are you crazy? Are you doing this on purpose?!"

Fu Jingnian was so angry that his veins bulged, and he walked halfway there.

Xu Jianian suddenly rushed back and grabbed him in a cheeky manner.

"Huh? No?"

Xu Jianian was bewildered and didn't remember this.

Fu Jingnian was filled with resentment; if it weren't for the live broadcast, he would have really wanted to beat up Xu Jianian.

"I demand an apology from you!"

His eyes were wide open.

"it is good."

Xu Jianian nodded.

"You're wrong, read it backwards."

After saying that, he set off again.

Fu Jingnian's face darkened, and he mischievously tried to pull on Xu Jianian's elastic rope.

He pulled back with all his might, but the elastic rope, which was stretching forward, was as firm as steel bars and scraped his hand directly.

Fu Jingnian winced in pain: "Hiss... Ouch!"

The staff were so amused by his stupidity that they added subtitles on the spot:

Fu, stealing chickens, Jing, failing to achieve his goal, losing money and rice.

Shang Xu finished quickly and efficiently, piling the plates full.

He passed the spoon to Li Yan.

"Brother Li Yan, here you go."

"thank you."

Li Yan thanked him with a bright smile.

"Hmm, something seems to be missing?"

After pondering for a moment, Shang Xu turned around to look for Xia Yu.

"Hey deskmate, what kind of soup would you like to drink?"

"There is Tom Yum soup, coconut chicken soup, and hot and sour curry soup."

Xia Yu responded loudly, "Coconut chicken soup, thanks, fellow tablemate."

"Okay."

Upon receiving a response, Shang Xu grinned, revealing his large teeth, seemingly unsure of what he was laughing at.

[Netizens joked: Oh my, this kid's got all smug again~]

The chef wanted to protect the soup, but he didn't know which bowl Shang Xu wanted: "I'll help you. I don't need you to do it."

Shang Xu ignored him and quickly took away a bowl of coconut chicken soup.

Then he left the chef with a dashing back view.

Li Yan quickly finished, taking the spoon with him so he could pass it to Xu Jianian on the way.

As Li Yan took a step, he felt a tremendous pulling force on his waist.

He frowned, steadied his stance, and struggled against the pulling force, slowly retreating.

He was glad that he had been working out regularly and didn't have the frail physique of Xu Jianian.

"Brother, we meet again!"

Xu Jianian and Li Yan met face to face.

Li Yan: "Here you go."

He tossed the spoon to Xu Jianian.

Xu Jianian: "That's awesome, my dream spoon!"

Li Yan remained focused, afraid of losing her balance: "Shang Xu gave it to me, thank you to him."

"Okay, sure."

Xu Jianian slowly approached the finish line, his plate still sitting there.

The chef remained steadfast in his post, staying true to his original aspiration, and gradually added more dishes to his plate.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Passing down a single spoonful for three generations, you guys are really something!"

Xia Yu couldn't stop smiling.

"An heirloom spoon?? Hahahaha!"

Duan Xiaotang got the joke.

After obtaining the ancestral spoon, Xu Jianian became incredibly powerful and slaughtered the cart.

When we got back, the plates were piled up like a mountain.

Netizens were puzzled:

【Wait a minute, is this going to make Mu Qing so fat she'll die?】

Isn't that good? Mu Qing is so thin, it breaks my heart to see her like that. We've fattened her up until she's plump and healthy.

[(?i _ i?), Xu Dawan is trying to fatten Mu Qing to death, while Fu Jingnian is worried that Jiang Shuyi won't starve. I really feel sorry for little Jiang.]

Fu Jingnian directly rejected the cheat code that Xu Jianian offered.

"Tch, take it or leave it."

Xu Jianian rolled her eyes.

Over here, on the desk.

Xia Yu and the others had already eaten a hot lunch.

Fu Jingnian seemed quite patient, standing there waiting for the chef to slowly add the dishes.

"Xiao Jiang, have something to eat first."

Jiang Shuyi heard someone calling him.

Turning around, I saw Mu Qing carrying food in her hands.

Mu Qing smiled and placed the disposable bowls and chopsticks in front of Jiang Shuyi.

"Don't wait for him, just have something to eat first."

Xu Jianian, with something in her mouth, called out to him to eat.

Jiang Shuyi said gratefully, "Thank you!"

In the distance, Director Ma, who had eaten countless bowls of rice, had sharp eyes.

The group of people then shared their food using disposable bowls and chopsticks that appeared out of nowhere.

"Wait, when did they steal my disposable bowls and chopsticks?"

Director Ma looked at the storage box in surprise, noticing that a section of the plastic bowls and chopsticks inside was missing.

"I don't know, the teachers haven't been here before."

Xiao Liu was also puzzled.

"Damn it, we didn't even know our house had been raided."

Director Ma reached into the box to take something out.

I felt something slippery and alive when I touched it.

Director Ma grabbed it: "Huh? What's this?"

"Aaaaaah, a snake!"

Xiao Liu turned pale with fright.

It is Xia Yu's little white rabbit.

"So, you're the thief, aren't you!?"

Director Ma questioned the little snake without fear.

The little white rabbit was so soft that it slipped out of Director Ma's hands with a gentle wriggle.

"stop!"

What he wanted to catch.

In the blink of an eye, the little white rabbit's snow-white body suddenly turned the same color as the lawn.

Then disappeared.