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An hour and a half passed...

"Clang, clang, clang—clang, clang, dinosaur carrying wolf, carrying wolf, carrying dinosaur, carrying wolf, clang—!"

The sound system was turned up to the maximum volume to wake the teachers from their sleep.

"Get up—it's Chinese New Year!"

Director Ma stood in the center of the lawn, holding a large pink megaphone and shouting.

Soon after, the tent zipper began to be unzipped from the inside.

The guests walked out, still half-asleep.

"Young man, I believe in you! Hardworking people succeed at anything!"

Director Ma pointed to Shang Xu, the first person to walk up to him, and gave him a thumbs up.

But Director Ma was standing in front of his blue tent, babbling on and on.

"Okay, Director Niu, I will try my best."

Shang Xu casually and perfunctorily replied.

"What? How did he become Director Niu? You really can't tell the difference between a cow and a horse!"

Director Ma almost lost his temper.

This is no less intense than someone calling his name.

"No, Director Ma, I just think you're really awesome and amazing, so I'm calling you 'Awesome Director' for short. It doesn't mean anything else."

Shang Xu spoke very sincerely and managed to fool Director Ma... and appease him.

"Hehe, I can tell you're handsome and reliable at first glance, so I'll reluctantly trust you."

As soon as Director Ma finished speaking, the other guests gathered around.

"Can't you let us sleep an extra hour? Shang Lai, when did you become so fond of squeezing people out of their sleep? Don't you know that squeezing other people's sleep time is a shameful thing?"

Li Yan yawned and launched into a barrage of condemnations.

I ran ten laps before bed, and now my muscles are sore all over.

"Yes, yes."

Duan Xiaotang nodded.

She had only slept for half an hour.

First, I teamed up with Xia Yu and the others to play PUBG for an hour.

“We’ll only record for a short while this afternoon. Don’t you want to get off work and go home to rest? I’m giving you all the night off tonight.”

"Oh wow, I'm so touched."

Xia Yu doesn't laugh.

Evenings are free time anyway.

"Why is one missing?"

Director Ma could tell at a glance that one person was missing.

"The golden retriever is missing."

Shang Xu reminded him.

"Jianian hasn't gotten up yet, he's probably too tired from running. I heard he has a big bump on his head. Director Ma, why don't you let him rest? I can manage on my own!"

Mu Qing tried to advocate for Xu Jianian.

"No!"

Fu Jingnian thought that he was even worse off than Xu Jianian, as he didn't even receive this kind of treatment.

"what?"

When everyone saw him objecting so loudly, they all looked over.

"Ah, I feel that without Brother Xu, it's a bit less fun. No matter which teacher is missing from our team, it's an incomplete group. I also hope that my partner Youyou can return to the team soon."

Fu Jingnian's mind raced, and he uttered the most emotionally intelligent words he had ever heard.

The audience began to discuss:

[Wow, Fu Gou, your Youyou must have been so moved she almost cried when she saw this in the hospital room, right? Is the guy who posted the photos of Shen Youyou in the hospital still around? And is Sister Mihuo still safely in the hospital?]

[Fu Strong is now knowing how to highlight himself? No way, Xu Dawan has to record this, otherwise Fu Jingnian might get a brain upgrade. Only Xu Jianian's obliviousness can highlight the hidden talents of the strategist and the phoenix.]

[ooo, oh my god, my aunt, my grandma, my cotton-padded pants, my coat, my brain has turned into a date, where did my wife Xu Jianian go!?]

"Xia Yu, go and wake Xu Jianian up."

Director Ma actually asked Xia Yu to go.

Why???

Xia Yu was too lazy to move.

"I'm going too!"

Shang Xu raised his hand and actively participated.

"then you go."

Xia Yu remained motionless.

The next second, Shang Xu scooped Xia Yu away and walked towards the yellow tent.

"I'll go too!"

Li Yan turned and left.

"I'm going too!"

Mu Qing followed.

"I'll go take a look; many hands make light work."

Duan Xiaotang didn't even know what she was saying.

Director Ma:o(▼ plate▼メ；)o.

"Didn't I only invite one person? How big of a celebrity is Xu Jianian?"

"I also…."

Before Jiang Shuyi could finish speaking, Director Ma stopped her in her tracks with a single look.

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Upon entering the yellow tent, a faint lemon scent wafted from the fragrance.

Xu Jianian lay peacefully on the bed.

"Hey, you big shot, you're really putting on airs!"

Shang Xu yanked off Xu Jianian's blanket.

"Hey, get up!"

Seeing that he remained unmoved, Li Yan shook Xu Jianian.

"Why does he sleep so strangely? Does he really sleep so soundly?"

Duan Xiaotang sensed something was wrong.

Mu Qing frowned: "Why does Jianian sleep as if she's not breathing at all?"

Mu Qing got to the point.

Xia Yu reached out to check Xu Jianian's breathing.

Xia Yu: Σ(?д?|||)??.

"Holy crap, someone's dead!!!"

She shouted very loudly.

Director Ma and the others outside the tent were startled.

Director Ma looked puzzled: "What is Xia Yu babbling about? Does he have to shout so loudly to call someone?"

Fu Jingnian was speechless. Why make such a big fuss just to call someone?

What is Xu Jianian?

Jiang Shuyi scratched his head: "It sounds like they're yelling 'dead cockroaches,' probably because there are cockroaches in the tent. Girls are afraid of cockroaches."

Director Ma said, "I'm also afraid of cockroaches."

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"What!?"

Mu Qing checked in disbelief, and Xu Jianian really wasn't breathing.

"That's impossible! I'll go find Director Ma and call an ambulance!"

She panicked.

Since I didn't know how to call an ambulance in Thailand, I had to ask Director Ma for help.

Duan Xiaotang knew the seriousness of the matter, so she went out as well.

Shang Xu called out to them, "Xu Jianian isn't dead."

"what?"

Shang Xuchong and Xia Yu exchanged a glance.

"Xu Jianian, wake up! Do you want to scare the people who care about you to death?!"

Xia Yu pinched Xu Jianian's ear hard.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Who's there?!"

Xu Jianian spoke, her expression showing pain.

"You're not dead!?"

Li Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

"You scared me to death! What are you playing at? You can't play tricks on us like that!"

Duan Xiaotang educated him.

"What? What did I do now?"

Xu Jianian had no idea what had happened.

He knew he had been sleeping when someone suddenly woke him up by twisting his ear.

They found the tent was full of people.

"Jianian, you scared us to death! Why weren't you breathing while you were sleeping?"

Mu Qing was truly terrified.

"I don't know, it's probably genetic, it's not a big problem, no need to make a fuss."

Xu Jianian laughed without a care in the world.

Beneath her expression lay unseen sorrow.

After waking Xu Jianian, the eight people gathered again.

After finishing their meal, they all removed their makeup, and now the camera pans over to them.

It looks much cleaner now.

"Welcome to physical education class. I'm your physical education teacher, Mr. Ma."

Director Ma gave a grand introduction of himself.

"Pfft, the Chinese teacher is teaching PE??"

Xia Yu couldn't help but chuckle.

Director Ma ignored her words.

"Due to the development of the times, the rise of high-rise buildings, the prosperity of night markets, and the gathering of crowds, noise pollution is serious day and night. Now let's play a little game about sound decibels."

Director Ma began his introduction.

Does anyone know what 60 decibels equals in our daily lives?

"Sixty decibels is the sound of normal conversation."

It seems that Shang Xu knows a lot of knowledge.

Director Ma nodded in satisfaction and continued, "Thirty decibels is the volume of a whisper, sixty decibels is the volume of normal speaking, seventy decibels is equivalent to walking on the street, and eighty-five decibels is the volume of a car weaving through traffic..."

(Fresh Mango's thoughts: (。??︿??。) Why is nobody reading anymore? It's the weekend, so there aren't many requests for updates, and the comments are minimal. It doesn't seem as lively as before. *crying*)