A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chief Supervisor Xiao is somewhat of a scoundrel.

He was shy and avoided people when they were pursuing him, but now that his wife wasn't making a move, he got anxious and started using his newly learned kissing skills to rub against her all over.

Jiang Xinyu didn't dodge; she wanted to see just how far this guy could go.

Not bad, Xiao Yuan is better than expected, he even unlocked a new skill on his own.

Seeing that the woman who was kissing him didn't push him away, his hands started to wander, and he even dared to reach out.

I touched it again, I'm so happy.

After being touched for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, Jiang Xinyu finally gave up. This guy was only this weak; he didn't dare to go any further.

Okay, it's already a big improvement over before, so we should be content.

Since there were no major surprises and no need to scare him, Jiang Xinyu quickly took the initiative and began to collect her own benefits.

Xiao Yuan felt a small hand slip inside his clothes, shuddered, and instinctively backed away.

Jiang Xinyu pinched his buttocks.

"What, you're allowed to touch me but I'm not allowed to touch you?"

Xiao Yuan immediately froze, letting his wife's small hand roam over his body.

Jiang Xinyu is a complete fujoshi (female fan of BL), especially fond of BL comics and radio dramas, and has a wealth of theoretical knowledge about them.

This time, we finally had a chance to put our ideas into practice, and we tested everything on Xiao Yuan, whether it was useful or not.

So what if I can't move below the waist? It's no big deal.

There are many more things you can do above the waist.

Playing with seasoned lovers might not be enough, but playing with this innocent, older virgin who can't even kiss properly is a piece of cake.

Xiao Yuan finally began to regret his actions.

Why did he have to be so sarcastic? If his wife said to go to sleep, he should just go to sleep quietly. He really couldn't handle such a stimulating activity on the first day.

Xiao Yuan never imagined that his body was so sensitive. No, it wasn't that his body was sensitive.

It must be that the lady's hands have some kind of magic; wherever she touches, it feels like the place is on fire.

This novel and exciting experience caused Xiao Yuan's body temperature to rise rapidly, and he gradually began to sweat profusely.

Especially after a short period of extremely unbearable soreness and itching, he suddenly experienced an overwhelming pleasure he had never felt before.

The sensation was so intense that Xiao Yuan couldn't help but groan.

He didn't know what was wrong with him, and could only hold Jiang Xinyu tightly, pressing down her unruly hands and breathing heavily.

He didn't understand, but Jiang Xinyu did. She gently kissed his sweaty cheek and silently waited for him to calm down.

However, after Xiao Yuan calmed down, he quickly noticed something was wrong with his body and hurriedly got up and stepped back, almost falling to the ground.

Jiang Xinyu quickly hugged his waist and gently comforted him.

"It's okay, it's okay, these are all normal physiological reactions."

This is normal for couples too, don't panic.

Xiao Yuan's entire body was dry and hoarse, and he couldn't utter a single word.

How could that be? No normal person would wet their pants while being intimate with their wife.

He was a eunuch, a castrated man, he was not normal at all.

He's disgusting; he messed things up again.

Jiang Xinyu, fearing he would get stuck on his own thoughts, forcefully pulled him close to prevent him from running away.

"Calm down. You're married now, can't you at least learn some common sense?"

There's more than one way for couples to have sex, why are you so stubborn?

My husband, don't be afraid. I will stay with you, always and always.

I love you no matter what, I won't dislike you, relax and don't be afraid.

Perhaps it was the warmth of his wife's embrace and comfort, or perhaps it was a realization of his own ignorance that led him to cling to a sliver of hope.

Xiao Yuan gradually calmed down, buried his head in Jiang Xinyu's neck, and mumbled an "Mmm," no longer thinking about escaping.

At this moment, Governor Xiao looked like a wronged golden retriever. Jiang Xinyu had no doubt that his eyes were red and he was about to cry.

Although she really wanted to make him cry and experience forced love, she couldn't bring herself to do it because it was his first time. Jiang Xinyu patted Xiao Yuan on the back and said helplessly.

"Stop being so cute. I'll have someone fetch water for you to bathe. Just don't wash your hair. Come back to sleep right after you're done."

Sensing that Xiao Yuan suddenly stiffened, he quickly added,

"Don't think nonsense. It's always like this after that. If you don't believe me, go and find out for yourself tomorrow."

Xiao Yuan really didn't know about this, but seeing how seriously the lady spoke, he believed her.

At this moment, Supervisor Xiao truly felt his lack of knowledge, but who could he ask about this?

His personality and the nature of his work since childhood have also determined that he doesn't have many friends.

In addition, he was not interested in this area, and he didn't know much about men's common sense or eunuchs' common sense in this regard.

Little Bean outside the door was stunned when he heard the supervisor call for water; he never expected this day to come so soon.

Goodness, it really is...

That's why the Supervisor is so capable; his learning ability is truly outstanding.

It's like learning the Three Character Classic yesterday and being able to take the imperial examination today.

In ancient times, wealthy families kept a large number of servants not just to show off, but because there were many things that were inconvenient and required manpower.

Xiaodouzi and Qiyue are indeed quite skilled at serving people; they made preparations long ago after learning that the Eunuch and his wife were sharing a room.

Upon hearing the call for water, arrangements were quickly made. Xiao Yuan went to take a bath, while Qi Yue, beaming with joy, brought new bedding to change into. When she saw some unseen marks, her smile became even more ambiguous.

It's true what they say about couples arguing: they fight in bed and make up in bed. I thought the two of them were going to have a big fight after seeing how the wife looked like she wanted to kill someone during the day, but they made up so quickly.

After his bath, Xiao Yuan was shy and a little awkward. He lay down next to his wife again, behaving like a well-behaved kitten. He carefully kissed her cheek and then immediately pulled back.

Jiang Xinyu hugged his arm and playfully pinched his cheek.

"Excessive indulgence is harmful to your health and should not be too frequent. Go to sleep."

Xiao Yuan asked in a low voice, feeling guilty, "Then... is tomorrow okay?"

Wow, has the taste of marrow opened the door to a new world?

Because of their insufficient testosterone levels, eunuchs need to be more restrained than normal men, which Jiang Xinyu was initially reluctant to agree to.

But since her big cat was so insecure, she agreed to avoid him overthinking it.

Xiao Yuan was satisfied now. His wife really didn't dislike him. He would even get a perk tomorrow.

Although it was embarrassing just now, the feeling was so wonderful that he would love to do it again if his wife didn't mind.

No, one time is too little. We need to do it more often once he gets more skilled.

I think I've heard before that men use drugs when they can't perform sexually, but I don't know if those drugs would work on a eunuch like him.

No, that's not right.

He was only thinking about his own comfort and didn't seem to consider his wife at all.

Oh no, he should have brought over the set of things Xiao Ling gave him.

But how exactly is that thing used?

He doesn't know either.

For the first time, Supervisor Xiao felt utterly useless, realizing he knew nothing and couldn't do anything.

He should hurry up and learn it tomorrow; it's so embarrassing that he keeps showing his ignorance in front of his wife.

Just as he was about to fall asleep, Xiao Yuan vaguely remembered a question.

Why does the lady seem to know everything?

He had investigated the lady's past and found that apart from liking to read storybooks, she seemed to have rarely left the house, and there was no one around to teach her these things.

Are storybooks really that magical?

So, could I also learn how to please my wife by studying sketchbooks?

It should be more effective than what Qiu Er taught. He no longer wants to suppress his wife and make her a virtuous wife.

He wanted his wife to dote on him and love him, rather than fear or respect him.