A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Xiao Yuan was stunned for a moment, "Madam is avoiding me."

If this had happened a couple of days ago, Xiao Yuan would probably have turned around and run away, hiding in a secluded place to lick his wounds and wallow in self-pity.

But Jiang Xinyu's overtures over the past two days did have an effect, and after a moment of stunned silence, Xiao Yuan immediately followed after her.

He's currently preoccupied with just one image.

On one side, Jiang Xinyu, with seductive eyes, asked him, "What should the Grand Eunuch do?"

On the other side, Qiu Er, with a lewd look on his face, raised his fist to encourage him:

Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her now.

Jiang Xinyu only realized what was happening when she heard the noise in the courtyard. She quickly wrapped herself in a bath towel and hid behind the door, catching Xiao Yuan off guard.

Seeing that Xiao Yuan had taken the bait, he immediately withdrew and prepared to teach the guy a lesson.

You used to refuse food even when it was offered to you, but now that you want some, I'm not going to serve you anymore.

She never expected things to go so far this time. Xiao Yuan wasn't shy like before; his eyes were bloodshot as he chased after her, grabbed her, and kissed her passionately.

Jiang Xinyu pinched him several times in anger, but he acted as if he didn't feel any pain. He would kiss her for a while and then say that he was wrong and beg for forgiveness. When she ignored him, he would continue to kiss her.

Jiang Xinyu swore that she did not forgive him because of lust, but because his kissing skills were so bad that her tongue hurt.

Hearing his wife say she forgave him and wasn't angry anymore, Xiao Yuan felt a little regretful. The feeling of kissing was so wonderful that he hadn't had enough.

Jiang Xinyu became suspicious when she saw that Xiao Yuan suddenly stopped kissing her after hearing that he had forgiven her. She turned over and pinned him down, pinching his cheeks.

"Being so proactive today isn't like you at all. Honey, who taught you that?"

Jiang Xinyu's bath towel was already a bit loose after the two of them had been fussing over her, and now that she had turned over, most of her cleavage was exposed.

Xiao Yuan's eyes widened instantly, and his mind and mouth were completely out of control as he answered whatever was asked, thus betraying Qiu Er completely.

When Jiang Xinyu heard that someone had suggested he apologize with a kiss to avoid punishment, his eyes lit up.

"What else did he teach you? Even if you kiss me, I still won't forgive you?"

Xiao Yuan stared intently at the scenery surrounding his wife and stammered, "If you're going to give her something, give her something she likes."

"Oh? Then do you know what I like?"

"I know, Madam likes me."

Jiang Xinyu smiled mischievously, lifted Xiao Yuan's chin, and lightly bit his lip.

"That's a great answer. So, would you be willing to give yourself to me?"

"willing!"

"Aren't you afraid I'll see your disability?"

"Qiu Er told me to find a sturdy belt to tighten my pants, and that I could do whatever I wanted with my upper body as long as I guarded my lower body."

puff!

Jiang Xinyu couldn't hold back her laughter any longer and pinched Xiao Yuan's cheeks, kissing him several more times.

"How come you're so well-behaved? You answer every question like a big baby."

I was originally thinking of just a kiss, but since this benefit is offered to me, it would be a waste not to take it.

As she spoke, Jiang Xinyu suddenly ripped open Xiao Yuan's collar and said with a seductive smile,

"Sweetie, take them off yourself, I won't touch your pants."

Xiao Yuan's face instantly turned bright red, and he panicked, not knowing what to do with his hands and feet. However, his eyes were still reluctant to leave the other person's snow-white shoulders.

Jiang Xinyu looked at Xiao Yuan with a half-smile and urged, "Didn't you say your upper body would follow mine?"

"Take it off. If you don't, get out of my yard now and never come back."

Xiao Yuan suddenly felt wronged, and pleaded as he trembled as he unbuttoned his clothes.

"Can we wait until tonight? It's not good to indulge in debauchery during the day."

Jiang Xinyu didn't really intend to do anything in broad daylight. Seeing that he was so embarrassed, she got up, hooked her arm around his neck, and touched his chest muscles.

"good body."

Xiao Yuan trembled all over as she touched him, and the corners of his eyes involuntarily reddened, his eyes welling up with tears, making him look like a teased little wife.

"Alright, alright, I'm not teasing you anymore!"

Jiang Xinyu pulled Xiao Yuan's clothes closer together and said helplessly,

"I absolutely won't touch your pants until you're ready, but you'll have to move in with me."

We're a legally married couple. Is it appropriate to leave me alone in this empty house after so many days of marriage?"

"No...that's inappropriate, Madam, I was wrong."

As he spoke, Xiao Yuan seemed to finally remember something, and mumbled softly,

"Madam, may I go back to my room to tidy up? I'd like to... change my clothes."

Jiang Xinyu felt a pang of sadness seeing his cautious manner, kissed him softly, and said...

"Go ahead, let's have dinner together tonight, don't wait for me to treat you."

Xiao Yuan agreed and walked out of the room somewhat stiffly, but unconsciously looked back at the door.

Jiang Xinyu winked at him and pretended to pull off her bath towel. Xiao Yuan hurriedly closed the door and ran out, his heart still pounding as he reached the courtyard gate.

It seems that Qiu Er, that good-for-nothing, actually has some skills. I'll give him a better treatment later.

Let's wait until Minister Xiao's case is settled before setting a trap for Qiu Er. It's more convenient to keep such a talented person in the imperial prison.

Qiu Er:￥*#￥#*(▼驿▼)

After returning to his room, Xiao Yuan took off his clothes and looked at himself. His excitement and joy immediately turned to disappointment.

As expected, it still didn't work. He would make a fool of himself when he got too excited, and he couldn't sleep with his wife like that.

But he had already agreed...

Well, let's take it one step at a time, and if things really don't work out, we might die halfway there.

Even if it can't last forever, at least he had it once, which is better than being anxious and losing his wife.

Little Bean watched as the Grand Eunuch emerged from the Madam's courtyard with a smile, and silently gave Qiu Er a thumbs up in his heart.

As expected, Grandpa Dou had a keen eye for talent. He'll treat that kid to a drink later; he'll definitely need to trouble him in the future.

It wasn't that he didn't think highly of his master; it was just that his master was really inexperienced when it came to women.

Before anything even happened, the madam had him completely under her thumb, making all of his subordinates anxious.

Little Bean is even thinking of paying out of his own pocket to enroll his master in a training course, the kind with full-time teaching and one-on-one tutoring.

Xiao Yuan has indeed improved. Although he was a little awkward due to his own reasons, he quickly adjusted and it was no longer noticeable at dinner.

Watching his wife eat was the most enjoyable thing; he even unknowingly ate half a bowl more than usual.

After finishing his meal, Xiao Yuan felt a little lost when he thought about sleeping together that night.

He couldn't concentrate on his books and blushed whenever he spoke to his wife, which made Jiang Xinyu enjoy teasing him even more.

Even after the two of them finished washing up and lay in bed, Xiao Yuan still felt a little unreal, his heart pounding wildly as if it were about to jump out of his chest.

Jiang Xinyu looked at Xiao Yuan's sleeping posture, which resembled that of someone being laid in a coffin, and sighed helplessly. She kissed his cheek, hugged his arm, and whispered softly,

"I have to be on duty tomorrow, so I should go to bed early."

Xiao Yuan was stunned, then felt a pang of grievance, "You...you're not going to kiss me?"

Jiang Xinyu asked, puzzled, "Didn't we just kiss?"

As she spoke, she kissed Xiao Yuan on the lips again.

"Is this okay now? Go to sleep."

No, that's not how it works.

I was all prepared to get all sorts of dirty jokes, and you just quit?

Playing hard to get, absolutely playing hard to get.

Xiao Yuan gritted his teeth, mustered his courage, and rolled over to press down on him.

If the mountain won't come to me, I'll come to the mountain. I can kiss now, and I can touch now too.

living comfortably without anybody's help!

A glint of light flashed in Jiang Xinyu's eyes in the darkness.

They've taken the bait; her big cat knows to extend its claws now.