A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Although he went to bed late because he was too excited, Xiao Yuan's biological clock still woke him up early.

Looking at his wife sleeping like a little pig beside him, Chief Supervisor Xiao curled the corners of his mouth, gazed greedily for a while, and then tiptoed out of the room after putting on his coat.

The lady is a heavy sleeper, and if he washes up here, he will definitely wake her up. He should go back to his own courtyard.

Little Bean had anticipated this, and was waiting at the door with a cloak in his hand. Seeing the eunuch come out, he quickly draped it over the eunuch's shoulders and whispered...

“It’s cold and dewy early in the morning, so it’s not good for you to run back and forth like this. Why don’t we clean up the side room in the madam’s courtyard so it will be more convenient for you to wash up and so on?”

Xiao Yuan hummed in agreement and then said, "Also, clean up the yard next door and move my bedroom there."

Little Bean agreed but inwardly grimaced.

Who was it that, knowing he was going to marry, deliberately arranged for the new house to be in the place furthest away from him?

Their supervisor isn't very reliable either.

The neighbor's yard needs tidying up, but it's best not to touch the original yard, in case you have another argument with your wife and run away.

Jiang Xinyu is indeed a toxic person; ever since she married into the household, the feng shui of the governor's mansion has changed.

Little Bean, who used to regard her supervisor as a god, now dares to complain about him behind his back.

And her schedule is a complete mess. Xiao Yuan had already finished practicing two sets of boxing, but this lazy girl still hadn't gotten up. The Grand Supervisor had no choice but to eat breakfast alone and go on duty.

Before he had sex, Xiao Yuan deliberately avoided topics related to sex and didn't think about them. But after last night's experience, he finally understood.

After finishing up most of the official business, I changed my clothes and disguised myself before going to Nanfeng Pavilion, without even bringing Xiaodouzi with me.

He was certain that he loved Jiang Xinyu and wanted to spend his life with her, but his disability was something he couldn't ignore.

Since that's the case, then we should put more effort into other areas. In addition to providing material satisfaction and emotional pampering, we should not neglect our wives in bed either.

He had indeed heard before that some male prostitutes who specialized in serving female customers were extremely skilled and knew how to please people.

He's not some nobleman; if it makes his wife happy, he'll learn it.

They say love makes people blind.

At this moment, Supervisor Xiao completely forgot that even though countless people cursed him behind his back as a castrated dog and looked down on him, very few dared to say it to his face.

Given his current status, he has no need to please any woman; even the empresses and princesses in the palace dare not easily offend him.

He was the head of the Eastern Depot, holding a high position of power and wielding the authority of life and death.

Let alone Jiang Xinyu, an unfavored daughter of a fourth-rank official, even the darling of a second-rank Dayuan family, he could kill her with a flick of his finger.

But the Lord of the Imperial Censor, caught up in love, couldn't stand up straight at all. He didn't even need anyone to manipulate him; he lowered himself to the dust.

With his level of romantic obsession, even Baochuan, who was digging for wild vegetables, would have to move aside for him.

Although the Jin Dynasty was a patriarchal society, the social norms were not strictly enforced. Divorce was not easy, but wealthy widows had a relatively high degree of freedom.

As long as you're willing to spend money to appease your husband's family and clan, everyone will turn a blind eye to you secretly keeping a male lover.

Therefore, the Nanfeng Pavilion here caters to both male and female customers.

The male customers come to the building to spend money, while the female customers choose men based on their portraits and take them to their private residences for a romantic and enjoyable time.

Xiao Yuan didn't frequent brothels, but he was rich. He handed over a large ingot of silver, and the brothel owner's face lit up with a broad smile.

While secretly laughing at the greenhorn, he led Xiao Yuan into a room.

Who would be a real playboy visiting brothels in broad daylight, hiding their activities and specifically seeking out courtesans who cater to women?

Pshaw, look at that pretty boy. He's probably some rich woman's kept man. He's here to learn from her because he can't serve his sugar daddy well.

Since they're not here to have fun, there's no need to waste their top male prostitutes. It would be perfect to find them an older, more experienced, washed-up old man.

Normally, madams would have sharp eyes and wouldn't mistake a distinguished guest, but Xiao Yuan was a complete stranger.

Because he was guilty and showed weakness at every turn, the madam looked down on him.

His silver ingot was worth 50 taels, more than enough to hire two courtesans to sleep with him and a banquet.

That brothel madam was heartless; she flattered him while finding him a washed-up old man, and then angrily and tearfully made a profit of 48 taels of silver from him.

Fortunately, the young man named Liu Xu was patient, meticulous, and quite capable, which made Xiao Yuan feel that this trip was definitely worthwhile.

Supervisor Xiao naturally wouldn't reveal his identity as a eunuch, only saying that he had injured his body in his childhood and was unable to have sex.

He was very happy with the wife his family arranged for him to marry, and he thought about how to satisfy his wife's needs when he was incapable of doing so.

Having spent so many years navigating the mortal world, this was the first time Liu Xu had ever seen such a deeply affectionate man. Her gaze towards Xiao Yuan softened, and her words were incredibly detailed.

Chief Supervisor Xiao really made the right choice in hiring a male prostitute to teach him this.

Male prostitutes and female prostitutes are different. If you are serving male clients, there is not much difference; you just need to lie down and endure it.

If it's a female customer, he might not be able to perform well if he's a bit older.

Every medicine has some degree of toxicity, especially those for that purpose, which are particularly harmful to the body. Male prostitutes, for the sake of their health, often resort to other means to deplete their clients' energy.

The legend of "seven times a night" is just that—a myth. If it were true, they'd be useless after only a few uses.

Liu Xu was quite famous back in the day, and his flirting skills were one of his specialties.

Xiao Yuan was completely stunned, finally understanding what it meant to be a frog in a well.

Unfortunately, they chatted too late today, and as the city lights began to illuminate the increasingly lively scene downstairs, Xiao Yuan suddenly realized that he should return home.

Liu Xu looked somewhat reluctant. "Can't you stay, sir? You only think about your wife. Have you ever thought about finding some happiness for yourself?"

Sometimes it feels better with a man than with a woman, sir...you might want to give it a try.

Xiao Yuan was immediately startled by Liu Xu's charming voice, which gave him goosebumps. He frowned in disgust and said coldly,

"I...I am not gay."

Liu Xu laughed foolishly, "How many of us male prostitutes are born homosexuals?"

However, many of them, after getting their fill of pleasure, no longer want to serve the female customers.

The old man may not know this because he has never been here before, but not all the male customers in this building are top-class.

The pleasure afterward was even greater than before; many young masters from wealthy families, with their numerous wives and concubines, were eager to submit to us male prostitutes.

Although I am a few years older, my skills are excellent, and I will certainly not disappoint you, sir.

After Liu Xu finished speaking, she even gave him a flirtatious wink, which made Xiao Yuan so disgusted that he almost vomited.

This year has truly been a year of good fortune for him; not only are peach blossoms blooming, but chrysanthemums are too.

In his 28 years of life, no one, male or female, ever confessed their love to him. How come he's suddenly so popular after getting married?

Unfortunately, for him now, being confessed to is not a pleasant surprise but a shock.

Watching the man flee in disarray, Liu Xu leaned against the door, a look of disappointment on her face.

I was thinking that if I kept this guy around, I wouldn't have to entertain any more customers tonight. But I didn't expect that such a pure-hearted person would be so ruthless. The way he looked at me was so cold it sent shivers down my spine.

His wife is truly blessed. So what if she can't have sex? Her devotion alone is enough to make others envious.

The Nanfeng Pavilion was already bustling with noise when Xiao Yuan bumped into a fat pig as he walked down the stairs.

The man was probably a bit drunk. Seeing that Xiao Yuan was good-looking, he mistook him for a male prostitute in the brothel and tried to grope him.

This person is really having a run of bad luck.

Most people would just kick a metal plate, but he kicked a granite slab with his big toe, which had paronychia.

As for how painful it is, ouch, only the person who kicked it knows.