A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Xiao Yuan stayed in his wife's room all night like a pervert.

He greedily stared at the sleeping face, occasionally kissing and touching it, laughing like a complete idiot.

It wasn't until the sky began to lighten and a rooster crowed in the distance that the Grand Eunuch was jolted awake from his sweet dream. He tucked the luminous pearl into his pocket, pulled up his wife's clothes, and secretly slipped back to his own courtyard.

The experience that night was so exciting that his heart was still pounding even after he closed the door.

Despite not having slept all night, Xiao Yuan appeared energetic and radiant, though his dark circles under his eyes were undeniable.

When Xiaodouzi came in to serve, it was already dawn. He was surprised to see his master still sitting at the table fiddling with his purse and smiling.

Looking at the bed again, there was no sign that anyone had slept there. Suddenly, a thought popped into Xiaodouzi's head: Could it be that his master had been sitting here all night looking at the purse?

That's so pathetic!

However, Grandpa Dou quickly dismissed the idea.

The supervisor certainly didn't spend the whole night looking at his purse, because he noticed a pair of washed trousers.

Little Bean became even more silent; he'd rather spend the whole night looking at his wallet.

If it weren't for the fact that his master was so powerful, Xiaodouzi would have wanted to find some shamans to perform a consultation for him.

I don't know what kind of evil has possessed his master, is his wife really that good?

Even if the lady is beautiful, if their chief supervisor really wants a beauty, he can find any kind of woman he wants.

Given his current status as the head of the imperial household, he could easily lay his hands on not only courtesans and prostitutes from Yangzhou, but also low-ranking concubines in the palace.

Perhaps the most unique thing about their wives was their peculiar personality and their affection for their superior.

This is something you really can't criticize.

It's so rare to find a daughter of an official who doesn't care about a eunuch's disability and is willing to give her heart. If he met one, he would cherish her like a treasure.

But Xiaodouzi still felt that his master was being taken advantage of.

If you like a woman, you can love and pamper her; you can't let her climb all over you.

Their lady is no pushover.

The rare and precious Supervisor is truly rare; he seizes every opportunity to take advantage of others.

But this personality is also extremely tough, clearly indicating an intention to train their supervisor to be henpecked.

The confidant who could serve the head of the Eastern Depot was certainly not stupid, and with the clear perspective of an outsider, Xiaodouzi saw the couple's interactions clearly.

The eunuch was trapped in his wife's pit and couldn't get out. Even if he wanted to assert his authority as a husband, he was powerless to do so.

Fortunately, he recommended Qiu Er, the number one playboy in the capital, to tutor the Grand Eunuch, but after studying for a long time, he learned nothing.

As the saying goes, "The master leads you through the door, but the practice depends on each individual." Even the best teacher can't help a student who doesn't live up to expectations.

Their supervisor was really lacking in talent in this area; he could learn it quickly but failed miserably when trying to apply it.

In contrast, the lady was much more lucid.

I truly love you and am willing to spoil you, but you must not take this for granted.

You have to pamper me, indulge me, and make me happy. If you dare to be stubborn with me, then let's see who can outlast whom.

With this combination of firmness and leniency, a stick followed by a sweet treat, like training a dog, they managed to bewitch their supervisor into a state of utter madness.

Little Bean couldn't show her inner complaints on her face. While serving Xiao Yuan as he washed up, she also had to praise the lady for her skillful hands and beautifully made purse, in accordance with the master's wishes.

To be honest, Grandpa Dou felt both upset and guilty.

But the master liked to hear these words, and as the master's closest personal servant, he had no choice but to say them.

Too many eunuchs are eyeing his position; if he doesn't know how to say what the Grand Eunuch wants to hear, someone else might say it for him.

Knowing that Jiang Xinyu loved to sleep in, Xiao Yuan didn't disturb her. After getting ready, he went directly to the Eastern Depot to start his new job.

Firstly, the Eastern Depot did indeed still have unfinished work, and secondly, he was somewhat embarrassed to admit it.

Whether it was his sudden departure yesterday or his clandestine tryst in the middle of the night, he felt guilty and didn't know how to face his wife.

Let's create some time difference and give it a buffer.

Besides, he must look haggard since he didn't sleep all night. He can catch up on his sleep after he finishes his work and then spend the evening with his wife.

Xiao Yuan made up his mind and went to the Eastern Depot with a smile on his face. He was in high spirits all morning and solved the case as if he were divinely inspired. The faint smile on his lips amazed everyone who saw him.

A high-ranking officer who got along well with Xiaodouzi kept subtly probing them, asking what good thing their supervisor had gotten into that made him so happy.

He laughed more this morning than he had in the previous month, and they're not used to him being so good-natured.

Little Bean had no way to explain his predicament, so he just laughed it off. What else could he say?

It's not a shameful thing for the dignified head of the Eastern Depot to be captivated by his own wife.

This little bean is quite cunning; not only does he keep quiet about it, but even his master is being careful not to flaunt his newly acquired purse.

Xiao Yuan was immediately displeased, and his gaze towards Xiao Douzi was filled with anger.

"What, do you think the purse that Madam made for this Grand Eunuch is not presentable enough?"

Xiao Douzi quickly smiled ingratiatingly, "How dare I? Not to mention that the purse made by Madam is beautiful, the love knot she tied herself is enough to make others envious."

But there are always some people in this world who can't stand seeing others do well.

Your uprightness and integrity, Chief Supervisor, inevitably offend some petty people. What if someone with ulterior motives knows how much you care about Madam, and instead of targeting you, they try to harm her?

"Madam is just a weak woman."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Yuan immediately unleashed a murderous aura.

"I, the Grand Eunuch, would like to see who dares to be so presumptuous, lest they want to ruin their entire family."

Despite saying that, Xiao Yuan did take it to heart.

Not only did he put away his purse and stop mentioning it to anyone, he even immediately had Xiao Douzi send Xiao Die, a maid under his command who was skilled in martial arts and adept at using poison, to the madam.

He only considered that July was loyal and steady and September was clever and pleasing, thinking that having these two girls by his side would be enough.

But as he became more and more concerned about his wife, he now cared more about her safety than about monitoring her movements.

It's a pity that it's hard to find a maid who is both skilled in martial arts and loyal enough. I'll have to go back and pick two younger ones from the orphanage to take back to the manor and train them.

Prepare two for each age group, and after four or five years of evaluation, gradually place them by the wife's side.

Little Bean quickly agreed to go and do the errand, but as soon as he turned his head, he immediately revealed a bitter smile.

His master's worthless appearance is truly unbearable to look at; he has the potential to be a foolish ruler who loves beauty more than his country.

To ensure a continuous supply of talent, the Eastern Depot built two orphanages, one for boys and one for girls.

The men focused on learning literature and martial arts, while the women primarily gathered intelligence.

Only a few girls with exceptional talent are taught martial arts; most others learn singing and dancing to hone their acting skills so they can infiltrate the backyards of high-ranking officials and nobles.

Although Xiaodie wasn't the most skilled in martial arts, she also learned medical and poison techniques while practicing martial arts.

This kind of talent is very useful; it would be a waste for the eunuch to send her to his wife as a maid.

But this wasn't something he could talk about; if the governor needed him, he could only deliver the message.

He even kept reminding Xiaodie along the way that she must treat the madam with the same respect as the chief eunuch, otherwise she wouldn't even know how she died.

Although their lady had always treated the maids well, their chief eunuch was not one to tolerate such behavior.

If you offend the Eunuch's wife, you can be fine if you plead for her. If you offend the lady...

Forget about pleading for mercy, the supervisor will probably be the first to chop you up.