A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

After washing his pants, Xiao Yuan realized he had made a foolish mistake.

Even if you're afraid of others discovering your secret, just soak it in a basin of water until it's completely wet.

Why would I bother doing laundry in the middle of the night? Isn't that just like trying to hide something obvious?

Since he had already washed them, Supervisor Xiao could only wring out his pants and casually hang them on the chair to dry.

However, people tend to make foolish mistakes when their minds are not clear. Even after realizing he had made a foolish mistake while doing laundry in the middle of the night, Xiao Yuan did not regain his usual wisdom.

Soon, Supervisor Xiao made a second foolish mistake.

He can't sleep.

Before I got the purse, I was so sad I couldn't sleep; after I got it, I was so excited I couldn't sleep.

After his self-pity subsided, he recalled the scene of Jiang Xinyu sitting on him and setting him on fire, and Supervisor Xiao immediately felt a strong urge to seduce her.

He has a bit of a germaphobia and used to not understand the act of kissing between men and women, always feeling it was dirty.

But the lady was different; her bright red, plump little lips were warm and sweet, and when she gently touched him, it felt like biting into a cloud.

But beneath those soft lips was a row of tiny, snow-white teeth, and the dangerous yet pleasurable stimulation of them biting his ear and Adam's apple made him tremble uncontrollably.

He regretted it; he shouldn't have run away. That kind of extreme enjoyment was a first for him.

The thought of Jiang Xinyu's rosy lips made Xiao Yuan restless. He missed his wife and wanted to taste that soft sweetness again.

So now comes the problem.

The lady is already asleep. What would happen if he went to her room now to ask for a kiss?

First, the lady always loves to sleep in late, and disturbing her sleep would probably make the little gluttonous beast furious and kick him out.

Second, the lady's lust overcame her sleepiness and she pounced on him; he essentially delivered himself into her trap.

The possibility is so high that he will be caught in a dilemma, unable to accept or reject the offer.

Did you give in?

He wasn't ready yet, and he was also afraid that his wife's feelings for him weren't deep enough and that she would dislike him because of his disability.

Refuse to comply?

Then he would have truly offended the lady.

He sneaked into someone's bed in the middle of the night, kissed and nibbled to arouse them, then pulled up his pants and ran away.

Just thinking about it makes me feel like it's a really awful thing.

Xiao Yuan has always been a very self-controlled person, but once the thought of his wife arises, he can't suppress it no matter what.

This guy got itchy and paced around the room several times, finally coming up with an idea that couldn't be worse.

It was July's words that inspired him.

If it's difficult to do it while the person is awake, then use a sleeping potion to knock them out so you can do whatever you want.

The Eastern Depot was the most useful weapon of the imperial court, monitoring not only the officialdom but also the military and the martial arts world.

Besides eunuchs from the Inner Martial Arts Hall, it also recruited many talents from all walks of life.

Having been in charge of the Eastern Depot for many years, Xiao Yuan had some truly valuable items at his disposal, such as the highly effective yet harmless aphrodisiac, Drunken Dream Fragrance.

This stuff was confiscated from a flower thief. When diluted, it can calm the nerves and aid sleep; when used directly, it can quickly induce drowsiness.

Those who fall into a deep sleep after inhaling this incense wake up feeling refreshed and without any discomfort. During their sleep, they are also likely to dream of pleasant scenes.

If it weren't for this valuable item, Xiao Yuan would never have acted recklessly for the sake of his wife's health, but unfortunately, this item was kept in the hidden compartment.

With the right timing, location, and people, and everything in place, he couldn't resist the urge to get back to work.

With several buffs stacked up, this guy actually made a move, sneaking into Jiang Xinyu's courtyard with a tube of Drunken Dream Incense.

The vast governor's mansion not only had guards on the surface, but also hidden secret guards.

But he was the owner of this house, so the guards wouldn't stop their master from doing anything, though they didn't know what they were thinking.

Xiao Yuan was a little nervous doing this for the first time, so he jumped over the wall and landed lightly in the lady's courtyard.

Then, he furtively peered through the window and listened. Only when he felt that the lady was indeed fast asleep did he quietly blow a tube of incense into the room.

His hands were shaking, just like a pickpocket stealing a wallet for the first time on the street.

After finally finishing blowing the medicine, he swallowed the antidote himself. The nervous and guilty Lord Supervisor didn't know what to do with his hands and feet, so he could only pretend to look at the sky to relieve the embarrassment.

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight.

The dim, yellowish moon, with its light orange-red hue, looked fuzzy and was sometimes obscured by clouds, sometimes peeking out in a hazy glow.

The weather is nice too.

The wind rustled the leaves, drowning out even the pounding of his heartbeat.

The air was filled with a humid mist, making even breathing feel refreshing.

The way Chief Supervisor Xiao deceives himself is unparalleled.

The wind was blowing and it was about to rain, with a thin crescent moon hanging in the sky. I don't know how he could lie and think the weather was good.

Maybe he was in a good mood, so everything seemed particularly pleasing to the eye.

After waiting for about the time it takes to drink a cup of tea, Xiao Yuan, whose palms were sweating and felt like an hour had passed, finally slowly pushed open the door.

After carefully closing the door, he softly called Jiang Xinyu's name twice, and when the person on the bed did not respond, he slowly moved over.

He dared not light a lamp tonight because the moonlight was dim, but luckily he was prepared and took out a luminous pearl from his pocket and placed it on the bedside table.

Jiang Xinyu, under the influence of the Drunken Dream Incense, slept soundly, completely unaware that she had become part of Xiao Yuan's scenery.

Xiao Yuan was incredibly nervous about doing this for the first time, and all he could hear in the quiet room was the pounding of his own heart.

The sleeping lady is so beautiful.

Her fair and delicate face had long eyelashes casting a small shadow, and her cheeks still had a touch of baby fat. Her pink lips seemed to be silently tempting him.

Xiao Yuan gently stroked Jiang Xinyu's face, and then, as if remembering something, he smiled and gently pinched her cheek.

It feels so delicate, soft, and bouncy.

Seeing that his young mistress was indeed still unconscious, Xiao Yuan grew bolder, tracing her lips with his fingers and murmuring to himself.

"Yu'er looks so well-behaved when she's asleep, unlike when she's awake, when she's all bared her teeth and claws like a little tiger."

Especially that little mouth of hers, how is it so powerful? A few words from her and she's completely captivated me.

It's all my fault, husband. I shouldn't have made you angry, and I shouldn't have repeatedly rejected your feelings.

Yu'er, please forgive your husband, okay? If you don't say anything, I'll take it as a yes.

Then… husband, please reward me.”

Xiao Yuan muttered this long passage, it was unclear whether he was speaking to his sleeping wife or to himself.

Perhaps feeling too guilty, he hesitated for a long time before finally leaning down and pressing his lips to Jiang Xinyu's.

Fortunately, Jiang Xinyu was asleep at that moment, otherwise he would have been caught in the act of his clothes disappearing as soon as he sat down on the edge of the bed.

He can't even pick flowers properly, so it's a waste to give him such high-quality incense.

If this sleeping potion falls into Jiang Xinyu's hands, with her skill, if even one spot on Xiao Yuan's body isn't touched, it's because Jiang Xinyu's technique is lacking.

As it turns out, even though Governor Xiao has been here for half a day, he only touched her face and rubbed her lips. The rest of the time, he just stared at her like a lovesick fool, lost in his fantasies.

The most impressive thing to do is to confess your feelings.

Taking advantage of the fact that the other person was asleep and couldn't hear him, he finally dared to be bold for once.

Fortunately, human nature is greedy, and taking an inch and then a mile is not Jiang Xinyu's exclusive right.

Xiao Yuan's progress was a bit slow and hesitant, but the night was still long, and practice makes perfect... practice makes perfect.

Unfortunately, his foundation was lacking. In terms of lustful audacity, he was far inferior to his wife. The most daring achievement he made until dawn was that he touched her undergarment.

Timing: It was a dark and windy night, the middle of the night.

Location advantage: one's own yard.

The person in the bed is his wife.

Equipment: The finest aphrodisiac in the flower-picking world.

Achievements: Kissed each other, touched each other's faces and small bags.

Supervisor Xiao: (/≧▽≦)/~ I got to touch my wife, so happy.

Drunken Dream Fragrance: It's so frustrating to fall into the hands of such a useless person. I feel like I died unjustly (ー_ー)!!