A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

In his excitement, Xiaodouzi grabbed Qiyue and wanted to go tell the Grand Eunuch the good news, but Qiyue covered his mouth and dragged him out of the yard.

"Silly boy, are you confused with joy? What are you going to say in this panic?"

You said you told Madam about the eunuch wetting his pants?

Believe it or not, the Grand Supervisor will slam you into the ground with one palm and you won't be able to pull yourself out.

Little Bean shrank back in fright. Luckily, July reminded him, otherwise he would have really gotten into big trouble.

Although they meant well, the outcome was a happy one for everyone.

But if the eunuch knew that his wife had found out about his embarrassing affair, he would probably want to drag them both down with him.

July burst out laughing at his silly expression.

"Let's calm ourselves down and go over our statements. It's already past midnight, a little longer won't make a difference."

I've already decided on the way. If the Supervisor asks, I'll say I came over around dinner time to invite him to dinner. Since the Supervisor didn't light the lamp, I assumed he was asleep and let me go back.

Afterwards, when the supervisor questioned me, I said that the lady of the house noticed the supervisor hadn't come for dinner, so she hurriedly finished making the purse and asked me to bring it over.

Little Bean nodded repeatedly before leading July into the yard.

Xiao Yuan was still sitting there blankly inside the room, without changing his posture for almost two hours. No one knew what he was thinking.

Little Bean stood by the door and softly called out, "Master," then, seeing no response, raised his voice slightly.

"Master, July from the Madam's courtyard has arrived. She said the Madam asked her to deliver something to you."

This time, Xiao Yuan finally reacted, saying "Come in," but his voice was hoarse and unpleasant.

Little Bean pushed open the door and felt a pang of unease as he looked at the Grand Eunuch sitting upright at the table in the darkness.

If he hadn't come in July, the Grand Eunuch would probably have sat there all night in vain.

Xiao Douzi hurried a few steps to light the lamp, and the firelight finally warmed the room, even giving Xiao Yuan's pale face a touch of warmth.

In July, she bowed respectfully, opened the box, and placed it on the table.

"Master, this is a purse that the lady made for you. She just finished making it because she couldn't learn how to make knots."

The knot at the bottom is a love knot; it took the lady a long time to learn how to tie it.

Xiao Yuan picked up the purse with its still somewhat rough stitches, his fingers trembling slightly.

"Madam, did you say anything else?"

July knew that she must not let the Eunuch know about her conversation with the Madam, and thinking that the Madam was willing anyway, she boldly lied.

"The lady said... said she liked the Grand Eunuch."

It's heartbreaking that the supervisor always avoids her.

The lady also said, she also said:

Tell that jerk to take the easy way out. I've already given him my money. If he doesn't come to coax me tomorrow, I'm not going to be with him anymore.

A smile suddenly appeared on Xiao Yuan's lips.

"Things she would say, and what else?"

besides?

What else?

Her supervisor has never been this long-winded before, why is he asking questions endlessly?

July couldn't help but feel a little nervous. She absolutely couldn't reveal a single word about the Supervisor's privacy. If it were exposed, the Madam might be fine, but she and Xiaodouzi would definitely be in big trouble.

But now the supervisor keeps asking her how she plans to cover this up.

Goodness, she's not familiar with making up stories, she's never done this before.

Xiao Yuan frowned slightly when he saw that July remained silent.

"Say!"

The single word was incredibly oppressive; my back was soaked with sweat in July. In a moment of desperation, I decided to just go all out and do whatever I wanted.

Anyway, since it was something the lady herself said, it wasn't embarrassing to embarrass herself outside, and at least it satisfied the supervisor's curiosity.

Thinking of this, July closed her eyes. "Madam said that if it weren't for the fact that the Grand Eunuch's kung fu was too good and she couldn't beat him, she would have dragged you to bed long ago."

She even said she wanted to take a shortcut, that Xiaodouzi would use a packet of sleeping pills to knock you out so she could force herself on you.

If once isn't enough, try twice. Make sure you've completely satisfied your desires and know how good she is once you've tasted her.

When July uttered those outrageous words, Xiaodouzi was sweating bullets.

Madam, you think too highly of me. Even if you gave me ten times the courage, I wouldn't dare to drug the Chief Eunuch.

After a moment of stunned silence, Xiao Yuan's smile gradually widened.

No wonder July was stammering and her eyes were darting around as if she were lying. Her little glutton is really shameless; she dares to say anything out loud.

Let alone a young girl, no one would dare to repeat such words.

Every day, I wonder what's going on in that little head of theirs.

Shameless! (*'e`*)

If other husbands knew that their wives listed sleeping with them and eating delicious food on the same level, they would probably be angry. But Xiao Yuan actually felt honored to have this happen to Jiang Xinyu.

He knew how much his little glutton loved to eat, so for him to compare himself to food was a true sign of his love for it.

Seeing the governor's smile widen, July knew that this round was probably a sure thing.

Thank goodness, let the rain stop soon, the low pressure is really awful for the supervisor.

Although July is absolutely loyal to her master, she sometimes can't help but complain in her heart.

In most households, the mistress of the house is moody, insecure, and prone to tantrums, but in the governor's mansion, it's the complete opposite.

Look how stable her wife's temper is. Even when she gets angry, she only takes it out on the supervisor, and she never stays angry for more than the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.

Usually, they just curse the supervisor a couple of times and that's it; they quickly go back to eating and drinking as usual, completely unaffected.

Then look at their supervisor; when she first entered, her resentful, dark appearance was simply unbearable to look at.

Even in July, one could sense a profound sense of despair, a feeling of utter despair, as if...

If this happened to a woman, she would probably have reached the point of contemplating suicide by hanging herself.

He might not have hanged himself three times, but Xiaodouzi's worries were not unfounded.

If this purse hadn't been delivered today, Xiao Yuan might have just stayed up all night, agonizing over his own fate.

But upon seeing the purse and hearing that the madam was scheming to sleep with him, Chief Supervisor Xiao's mood immediately brightened.

Trusting July, Xiao Yuan didn't ask any more questions. He waved his hand, telling the two loyal servants to go and rest, while he himself rummaged through his purse with a beaming smile.

He had been undecided about whether to take another gamble, but the arrival of this purse gave him the courage and helped him make the decision.

Why not gamble?

If you gamble, you still have a 50% chance; if you don't gamble, you have nothing.

You can't take Qiu Er's words to heart, but you can still learn from them.

He was being too sensitive today. It was just a little bit, so his wife shouldn't have noticed. He should have enjoyed the intimacy as Qiu Er said, as long as he didn't expose his private parts.

If the lady insists on seeing her in casual clothes, you can pretend to be aggrieved and fool her. As the relationship between the two deepens, even if the lady is disgusted, you can slowly coax her back.

Thinking of Jiang Xinyu's temper, Xiao Yuan smiled helplessly. His little wife had a fiery temper and would resort to violence at the slightest disagreement.

She's been using drugs to kill her husband and even sleeping pills, and lately she's been lifting stone weights to exercise.

Xiao Yuan now has no doubt that if the madam could really overpower him in martial arts, he would probably be stripped naked in no time.

Love can sometimes lower your IQ, especially when you're just starting out and have fallen head over heels in love. It's easy to do some inexplicably stupid things.

Xiao Yuan didn't know what got into him, but after admiring the purse for a while, he carefully put it away.

Then he actually took his own dirty pants...

Xiao Yuan, the dignified head of the Eastern Depot, was actually washing clothes in the middle of the night instead of sleeping.

His behavior wasn't just confusing, it was downright magical.

Not to mention the court officials, even the servants of the governor's mansion would be terrified and immediately split into two groups to act separately.

One group went to find the imperial physician, and the other went to find the Taoist priest.

Without even thinking about it, it's either that he's possessed by a vengeful ghost or he has some serious illness.