A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Since her master was in the wrong, July could only desperately try to gain sympathy for her supervisor.

Despite feeling embarrassed and fearing being beaten to death by the supervisor, he hesitated before explaining why the supervisor had suddenly run away.

Jiang Xinyu was also stunned. She thought Xiao Yuan's abnormal behavior was because he was thinking about his disability and wanted to back out. She didn't expect that it was not a psychological problem but a physiological one.

This is understandable.

She had a close friend who accidentally farted while being intimate with her boyfriend, and in her own words, she wished she could just disappear from the face of the earth.

Since then, she has been unable to face her boyfriend at all, and she broke up with him under some pretext and even went to another city for a period of time.

It's because the two of them have just started dating and their feelings aren't very strong yet. If they've been dating for a year or two and have already slept together, let alone farting, they might even deliberately fart loudly and smellily.

If even a normal physiological phenomenon that everyone experiences is so embarrassing, it's not hard to imagine how much psychological pressure Xiao Yuan was under at the time.

Seeing Jiang Xinyu frown, Qi Yue felt a sudden pang of anxiety, but at that moment, a sense of recklessness, as if she had nothing to lose, suddenly arose within her.

"Madam, you were raised in seclusion at a young age, so you probably don't know what a eunuch looks like."

As she was speaking, July suddenly knelt down with a thud, her eyes reddening and tears streaming down her face.

"Madam, if you can't accept it, please don't push the Chief Supervisor any further."

If the Grand Master were to expose his own wounds, would you back down again…?

"Will not."

Jiang Xinyu interrupted July and helped her up with one hand.

"I frowned because I didn't expect Xiao Yuan to be doing this for the sake of him, not because he disliked him."

It's just urinary incontinence.

It is normal for the pelvic floor sphincter to be damaged.

It's normal for people to leak urine when they cough or sneeze; it's nothing to worry about.

July paused for a moment, "Madam, what kind of chicken is the 'basin-bottom expansion chicken'?"

Jiang Xinyu waved her hand, "Just get the gist of it. It means that it's not unusual for someone to leak urine from that injury."

I was mentally prepared from the moment I decided to arrange the marriage exchange. Not only are eunuchs prone to urinary incontinence, but the skin of their private parts is also much more fragile than that of normal people.

In summer, sweating or poor-quality trouser material can cause chafing, leading to redness, swelling, and pus formation.

I understand that they suffer more pain and face more inconveniences in their lives than normal people.

July's eyes widened in disbelief. "Madam, you actually knew?"

Jiang Xinyu nodded calmly, "I know, you don't think I dare to say I like him without knowing anything, do you?"

Do I look like such a hapless person?

Everything has two sides; we can't just see the thief eating meat and ignore the thief getting beaten up.

The proverb goes, "When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; when you marry a dog, follow the dog." What do you think it means to follow?

The rooster crows, and the dog barks at night.

There's no such thing as good or bad; it all depends on what kind of life you want and your level of acceptance.

If you can't stand the shedding but insist on sleeping with a dog, why make things difficult for both yourself and the dog?

I not only know what a eunuch looks like, but if you let me do the surgery, I can even castrate one for you to see.

So you see, the thing your master is worried about doesn't exist at all; he's just trapping himself in it.

In July, she looked at Jiang Xinyu as if she were a god, filled with surprise, admiration, and boundless gratitude.

Her master is finally free from suffering, and his future life will surely be happy and smooth.

The lady truly knows everything and genuinely has absolutely no disdain for the supervisor.

As long as the supervisor comes out, the two of them will surely grow old together in love and happiness.

Jiang Xinyu was quite moved by Qiyue's excited expression.

In modern society, materialism is rampant and people's minds are more active. In the end times, it would be even more unimaginable, with deceit and treachery everywhere, and even relatives and friends might not be able to be trusted.

In contrast, although people in ancient times were pedantic and rigid, they were indeed commendable in their loyalty and righteousness.

As a maid, Qiyue could have stayed out of it; it would have been very dangerous for her to meddle in her mistress's affairs.

Especially since Xiao Yuan is known for his ruthlessness and the rules of the Supervisor's Mansion are strict, July is risking her life to pimp for her master.

Pshaw, that's an offensive way of putting it. It should be "matchmaking."

It was already high in the sky, around 8 or 9 pm, which was considered late at night for the ancients.

Jiang Xinyu was also feeling sleepy, so she helplessly stuffed the purse with the knotted knot into Qiyue's hand.

"I've never liked people keeping watch at night, so you should go back to sleep too. Give this to Xiaodouzi and have him give it to Xiao Yuan."

You two must pretend you don't know about your husband wetting his pants, and don't mention it to each other.

That's a wound on his head that no one can easily reopen; you two shouldn't go looking for trouble.

July nodded excitedly, clutching the purse in her hand. She found an empty box on the dressing table to put the purse in and hurried off to fetch water for her mistress to wash up.

Jiang Xinyu yawned and waved her hand, "Alright, alright, I can wash my face myself. You should go now, it's already past midnight."

July agreed, curtsied, and carrying the box, headed straight for the Grand Eunuch's courtyard. Jiang Xinyu chuckled and shook her head, then washed up, blew out the light, and went to bed.

She tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep, silently thinking about all the things that had happened since she came into this world.

Xiao Douzi remained in Xiao Yuan's courtyard, leaning against the chair by the gate, staring blankly at his master's door.

His master disliked having someone keep watch at night, and usually he would have gone to sleep by this time.

But he knew his master probably hadn't gone to sleep yet, and since he wouldn't be able to sleep anyway, he simply didn't go back.

The supervisor didn't even eat dinner today and didn't light any lamps, which made him feel terrible.

I wonder if Sister Qiyue has managed to persuade the Madam. Who but eunuchs like them can understand the bitterness in the heart of their master?

Xiao Douzi even thought pessimistically, "So what if Madam gives in?"

You can fool someone for a while, but you can't fool them forever.

Let alone the pampered daughters of officials, even the palace maids who did rough work would run away as fast as they could to exchange for easier jobs and more money.

They find their filthy and ugly places disgusting even to themselves, so why should they expect others not to find them repulsive?

He had followed the Grand Eunuch for many years, and he never expected that the Grand Eunuch would suffer from love one day.

If I had known, I would have just married Li Mingyue directly.

At least the woman's disgust was clearly written on her face, so the supervisor had no expectations and therefore no disappointments.

It's better to just put a vase in the house to put the emperor at ease than to be so disturbed as he is now.

Little Bean was lost in thought when he suddenly heard footsteps. He turned around and saw July coming over with a happy expression, holding something in her hand.

Little Bean shushed him and quickly took two steps, blocking July outside the courtyard.

"Why are you back now?"

July proudly waved the box in her hand.

"The purse that the lady made by hand for the eunuch, with the knotted cord tied in a love knot, was just finished."

Little Bean gave a wry smile. "July, do you think we made a mistake?"

Since having a wife, the eunuch has laughed more often and gotten angry and sad more often.

All his joys and sorrows revolved around his wife.

But the eunuch's disability was unavoidable; one day, the lady would grow to dislike him...

July snorted and pinched Xiaodouzi's arm.

"What Hu Qin? So what if he's disabled? As long as Madam doesn't care, that's all that matters."

Don't think about those things. I've already told Madam everything; she knows everything.

Little Bean was immediately startled, "Madam knows? How could Madam possibly know?"

"Never mind how she knows, the lady just knows."

The lady not only knew that castration could cause urinary incontinence, but also knew that excessive sweating in the summer or chafing of pants could cause redness, swelling, and suppuration.

The lady said she didn't mind.

"Our supervisor has always been overthinking things."

Little Bean was initially incredulous, then her eyes welled up with tears, followed by a surge of overwhelming joy.

It's incredible that the Grand Eunuch encountered such an extraordinary woman, one in a million.

That's great! Their supervisor has finally seen the light at the end of the tunnel.

In her excitement, Xiaodouzi grabbed Qiyue and headed into the yard.

Their supervisor must still be awake; who knows how happy he is to hear this news.