A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

When Jiang Xinyu first arrived at the Jiang family, she at least managed to put on an act for the first two days. But once she married into the Governor's Mansion and no one she knew was around, she completely let loose.

In July, he was mentally prepared for his wife's unpredictable behavior, but... he didn't do enough.

Although she was young, she was very experienced, having seen countless customers from all over the country during her two years working in the brothel.

People from all walks of life, from the highest officials to the most powerful outlaws, come from all walks of life.

But the eccentricity of her wife still exceeded her expectations.

I've seen plenty of people who pretend to be serious, but only her wife is so successful at pretending to be unserious.

How did a 17-year-old young lady from a well-to-do family manage to perfectly embody the image of a rogue?

In July's view, her wife perfectly embodied the essence and spirit of a lecherous devil.

She even felt that the lady didn't seem to be acting.

If the Grand Eunuch were truly brought down and fell into the hands of the Madam, he would probably be torn apart and devoured in no time, leaving not even a scrap.

Jiang Xinyu was just being playful. Seeing Qiyue's nervous expression, she chuckled and tapped her on the head.

"I was just kidding, why did you take it seriously?"

If Xiao Yuan were so easily defeated by Xiao Douzi, he wouldn't have survived until now.

Don't take this seriously, I was just kidding.

July chuckled awkwardly twice. To be honest, the lady's demeanor just now didn't seem like a joke.

At least it's true that she wants to sleep with the Grand Eunuch.

Jiang Xinyu deftly tied the knots, adjusting them every now and then. Seeing Qiyue hesitate, she chuckled softly.

"Just say what you want to say, let's just chat casually."

July gave a wry smile. "Madam is kind-hearted. You won't find a master as soft-hearted as you in the whole capital."

Jiang Xinyu smiled radiantly and snipped off a strand of silk thread with the scissors.

"Silly girl, you're overthinking it. Good and bad are relative, but I'm never a soft-hearted person."

Do you think I'm soft-hearted just because I didn't deal with Chunhong and Chunxing?

Then you are wrong.

I knew from the beginning that they were originally Liu's people, so I didn't invest any feelings or have any expectations.

She's served me for years and hasn't harmed me except for passing on some messages. She's just a teenage girl; I have no reason to commit murder unjustly.

As for those who have truly harmed me, just look at the mute old woman who cleans the chamber pots and you'll know.

She used to be Liu's most favored person. Although she was a servant, she was served by maids and servants when she returned to her own courtyard.

Let alone cleaning the toilet, he has been pampered for so many years and has never even washed his own clothes.

Look at her life now, she's neither living well nor dying well, neither human nor ghost.

Remember this in July: I'm not afraid of you spreading rumors if I don't keep them from you, but if you want to harm me, you'd better make sure I die.

Otherwise, my methods wouldn't be much gentler than Xiao Yuan's.

Jiang Xinyu still smiled brightly when she said this, but the slight chill in her words made July shiver.

She had a feeling that the lady wasn't joking.

As expected, those who can fall in love with their supervisor are no ordinary people. Is this a different kind of "birds of a feather flock together"?

In July, instead of immediately professing loyalty, he answered sincerely.

“My life was saved by Master Eunuch. As long as you do not harm my master, I will never harm you.”

Seeing Qi Yue's nervous expression, Jiang Xinyu chuckled.

"Don't be so serious. Why would I bother your supervisor if I had nothing better to do?"

There are countless people in the entire Jin Dynasty who want to kill him; if I wanted to harm him, I'd have to wait in line for two years.

If he's alive and well, I can still take advantage of his power and influence; if he's not doing well, what benefit will I gain?

Putting aside feelings, even from a purely self-interested perspective, I would still want the best for him.

Besides, I haven't slept with anyone yet.

Regardless of how things develop between us in the future, I need to experience it first before making any decisions.

"Wouldn't it be a waste to just hold onto a hollow title without sleeping with him a few times?"

Seeing that her mistress was being unserious again, July looked helpless; she really couldn't keep up with her mistress's pace.

Fortunately, Jiang Xinyu didn't forget the important matter. Although she knew the crux of the problem, she was also quite curious about what had gotten into Xiao Yuan today.

July didn't answer the question directly, but instead looked at the net in Jiang Xinyu's hand and pleaded,

"Good madam, please be kind to the chief supervisor."

Ever since I learned that you were learning to make a purse supervisor, I've been looking forward to it every day. When I first found out that you were doing it, I was overjoyed. But when I didn't get one on the first day, my face fell.

For the next two days, ice crystals fell from their faces, and the entire Eastern Depot, from the guards to the prisoners, suffered as a result.

The Grand Eunuch is feeling extremely unwell today and probably won't sleep well tonight. Could you please do me a favor and offer some comfort?

Jiang Xinyu fiddled with the tassel in her hand and then took out a blue purse that she had embroidered long ago from the sewing basket.

"Tell me what Xiaodouzi has told you first, and then I'll decide."

The purse was originally embroidered for him, but I don't want to spoil him with bad habits.

This man is sometimes just like a child.

If he is rewarded for doing things well, he will always behave. If he throws a tantrum and cries, he will be given a treat and won't speak properly next time he wants something.

I've told you before, love is mutual, and I can't spoil him forever.

A few days ago, he inexplicably got angry, gave me the silent treatment, and ran away from home. If I send him more things, wouldn't that just encourage this bad behavior?

July was almost in tears. "Madam, please don't be angry with the Chief Eunuch. Xiao Douzi said that the Chief Eunuch has been absent-minded at the Eastern Depot all day and has been wanting to come back for a long time."

The Master is so insecure because he cares about you so much; he just doesn't know how to express his feelings or how to show affection.

As Jiang Xinyu sewed the finished tassel onto the purse, she couldn't help but let out a cold snort.

"It's not that he can't express his feelings, it's that he can't let go of his pride. The more he's afraid I'll look down on him, the more he has to put on airs to maintain his pitiful self-esteem."

He wants a sense of security, and I don't like constantly trying to win his favor while he ignores me.

If he can't get over his own mental hurdle, no matter how much I try to win him over, it's useless.

He gets angry if I don't take the initiative, and he runs away if I do. Is it really worth it to keep going through this extreme tug-of-war every day?

Nothing else worth doing?

How can we have a heart-to-heart talk if we can't even be physically open with each other?

No matter how good or affectionate we get along, the moment his privacy is involved, all trust will crumble instantly.

He's become so fixated on the idea that I dislike his body that he won't believe me no matter how much I assure him, since I've never seen his body.

How can a couple live together if they don't even trust each other?

He's suspicious of me even when I'm cooped up in the manor all day. Do you believe your master would go crazy if I went out for a stroll and exchanged a few words with another man?

July had no way to respond to Jiang Xinyu's words.

Is what you said wrong, madam?

That's absolutely right, shockingly right.

Although his wife often speaks without thinking, she is also exceptionally intelligent.

Many of these principles are insightful and reveal the essence of the matter directly, leaving no room for argument.

Both the sentiment and the courtesy were on the other side, and July felt that his master was too incompetent.

But people's hearts are biased. No matter how badly she was treated, she was still her master. In July, she could only try her best to make amends for her master.

There was no point in appealing to politeness, so I resorted to appealing to emotions. Girls are soft-hearted after all, so I could only try my best to coax my wife into backing down.