A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Xiaodie never expected that she, a weapon of the Eastern Depot, would change her career path, and she never expected that the Eunuch would ask her to serve his wife.

This girl is a bit stubborn and always follows Xiao Yuan's lead. I'm not unhappy about that, but I'm worried that if I don't serve her well, she'll cause trouble.

She learned assassination techniques from a young age, and she's not very good at serving people.

It's not that she's completely incapable of serving tea and water; it's just that when she does serve tea and water, she's basically on a mission, and she's afraid she might accidentally administer the drug out of habit.

While listening to Xiaodouzi's nagging, Xiaodie thought to herself that she should take care of her odds and ends later. What if she got caught up in her professional habit of serving the lady?

Everyone in the Eastern Depot knew that their chief eunuch had married a wife, and because the marriage process was rather bizarre, they discussed it for a long time.

It seems that the eunuch is quite fond of this wife he brought back from another family in exchange for his original fiancée.

Then I'd better behave myself and try to please the lady.

Xiaodie is plain-looking and has an ordinary voice; she's the kind of person who wouldn't stand out in a crowd. Since she wasn't trained in serving others, she doesn't have any advantages as a maid.

However, this girl has always been very ambitious. After realizing that the Grand Eunuch cared a lot about the Madam, she asked Xiaodouzi about the Madam's preferences.

This stumped Little Bean. What did their mistress like?

Aside from eating and sleeping, he probably only likes their supervisor and has been trying to coax them into bed.

Thinking of this, Little Bean suddenly shuddered and said seriously,

"Xiaodie, remember this: even if you go to serve the Madam, you are still the Chief Supervisor's person. Be sure to recognize who your master is and don't do anything to harm the Chief Supervisor."

Xiao Die was puzzled. "Is it because the Madam is untrustworthy? Is she plotting against the Chief Eunuch?"

As she spoke, Xiaodie's aura suddenly changed, revealing a hint of murderous intent, as if Xiaodouzi's words meant that she had rid the Grand Eunuch of this scourge.

Little Bean, his face full of black lines, gave her a big purse.

"What are you thinking? Watch your step. Who gave you permission to unleash your killing intent so easily?"

"The lady and the Grand Eunuch are getting along very well, it's just... our lady is a bit special, you have to take her words with a grain of salt."

Xiao Douzi didn't want to tell Xiao Die about the private affairs of the Eunuch and his wife right now.

But this girl is skilled in both medicine and poison and is a bit stubborn. If he doesn't give her a heads-up beforehand, he's afraid she might be fooled by the madam into doing something stupid.

For example... he prepared a drug for the lady and became an accomplice in drugging and raping the supervisor.

Xiao Douzi had no doubt that his wife was capable of such a thing, given her character.

Xiaodie was no fool to have mastered poison techniques; she understood.

The eunuch is too shy to consummate the marriage yet, but his wife is impatient and has been trying to sleep with him.

Therefore, no matter what reason the lady asks her for sleeping pills or poison that makes people lose their strength, you must never give them to her.

Regardless of whether the lady said it was for self-defense or to poison rats, if she really got her hands on the medicine, there's a 99% chance she'd use it on their Grand Eunuch.

Xiaodie nodded solemnly.

Remember, protect the Master's chastity and never become the Madam's accomplice. Do your best for the Madam in other matters, but never give her any sleeping pills.

Now Xiaodouzi was finally relieved. After the carriage entered the mansion, he led Xiaodie to the madam's courtyard.

What the two of them didn't expect was that things were not peaceful in the lady's courtyard at this time.

The doctor had just left, and July was completely lost and didn't know what to do.

Because the lady loves to sleep in, the maids' schedules have been adjusted. However, when July and September went to deliver water at their usual time today, they found that the lady was still sleeping.

The two maids thought that the lady might have stayed up late thinking about things last night, so they didn't disturb her and quietly left.

In their household, besides the head eunuch, the lady is the most powerful person. Since there are no elders to pay respects to morning and evening, if the lady wants to sleep in, then she can sleep in; no one can stop her.

September was itching to hear any gossip last night, so she kept pestering her July sister with all sorts of questions.

In July, she naturally refused to tell her the details, only saying that the lady had given the eunuch a purse and the eunuch was very happy, and that the two would definitely make up today.

The two chatted quietly at the courtyard gate, and only went in to serve when they felt it was about time.

It's already 10 o'clock now, so even if someone is still sleeping, they should be awake by now.

July felt something was wrong and called out to him several more times. When she realized he couldn't wake up, she turned pale with fright.

It seems calling for the madam is useless; we should quickly call the doctor.

The doctor arrived quite quickly, but after taking the pulse through the curtain, he couldn't come up with a clear diagnosis.

Judging from her pulse, this lady is very robust, with abundant blood and energy, and in excellent health. Apart from being unable to be woken up, she is no different from someone who is just sleeping normally.

The doctors said they were too incompetent to help and took their leave. July wiped away her tears and was about to go to the East Depot when she saw Xiaodouzi coming over. She immediately grasped at this lifeline.

If the Grand Eunuch were to try the case in the Imperial Prison, she wouldn't be able to see him, and she couldn't bear the consequences if it delayed her wife's treatment.

It's great that Xiaodouzi is back. She can go find the Grand Eunuch and have Xiaodouzi go fetch the imperial physician first. That way, even if she can't see the Grand Eunuch, it won't delay things.

Xiaodie didn't expect to be assigned such a big job on her first day of work, so she quickly volunteered to take a look.

Although her medical skills were not as good as those of the imperial physicians, there were some ailments that could not be detected by pulse diagnosis. As a girl, it was more convenient for her to examine the lady's body than for the imperial physicians.

July was also at a loss, but when Xiaodouzi suggested that Xiaodie give it a try, she took her inside.

Surprisingly, this gamble actually paid off.

After taking Jiang Xinyu's pulse, Xiaodie immediately found the cause of her illness and said that no medicine was needed, just half a bowl of aged vinegar would do the trick.

Unlike July and September, who were overjoyed and cried tears of happiness, Xiaodie's face was not only devoid of joy but also frighteningly gloomy, leaving July and September completely baffled.

But no one cared about anything else at the moment, and soon half a bowl of aged vinegar was poured down their throats.

It's really amazing! Jiang Xinyu woke up after gagging a few times and was immediately surprised to see two girls and a stranger by her bedside.

"What are you all doing here so early in the morning?"

Who is this?

What did you just give me to drink?

In July, she quickly poured tea for Jiang Xinyu to rinse her mouth.

“It’s still early morning, Madam, you scared me to death.”

This is Xiaodie. The Grand Eunuch specially sent Xiaodouzi to deliver her to you as your maid.

We owe her a lot today.

You were unconscious early this morning, and several doctors couldn't figure it out. It was Xiaodie who saved you.

By the way, Little Butterfly, what exactly is wrong with Madam?

Xiaodie curtsied but didn't answer July's question. Instead, she stared directly at Jiang Xinyu and asked,

"Does Madam feel any discomfort, especially... in her private parts?"

Private parts?

Jiang Xinyu was taken aback. Could it be that she had a gynecological disease such as uterine fibroids or ovarian cysts?

But isn't the initial symptom of this condition abdominal pain? What does asking about the private parts mean?

Although she didn't understand, Jiang Xinyu still tried it out and shook her head, adhering to the principle of not avoiding medical treatment.

"I don't feel any discomfort in my private parts, so please just say what you want to say."

Xiaodie breathed a sigh of relief when she heard that her wife felt no discomfort in her private parts.

"The lady is not ill; she has been drugged with a high-grade sleeping potion called 'Drunken Dream Fragrance'."

This is something that flower thieves in the martial arts world often use. You still have a few faint hickeys on your neck, so…”

"So you mean you're asking me if I've been raped, right?"

Xiaodie hadn't expected their chief eunuch's wife to be so fierce, but being the straightforward person she was, she still nodded.

Good, good, that’s great.

Jiang Xinyu suddenly revealed a bloodthirsty smile. The murderous aura she had developed from fighting through hordes of zombies in her past life suddenly erupted, and she even tore a hole in the blanket she was holding.

The heavily guarded mansion of the Grand Eunuch, with its numerous secret guards.

A high-grade aphrodisiac used by flower thieves.

The faint hickeys on her neck showed that she hadn't been raped.

There is only one truth (▼皿▼)

Although it's absurd and outrageous, all the evidence points to the most likely but least likely bastard.

You like playing like this, huh? This time, your great-aunt will play with you to your heart's content.