Welcome to the Misogyny Game

"I guess I must have misread it," Liu Chaoque thought to himself. "Maybe it's just that the young man dyed his hair white to keep up with the trend, and since this is an otome game, the pupils can be green or purple, but this is just an ordinary black cat eye."

Liu Chaoque shook his head self-deprecatingly, realizing that he was indeed influenced by the Emperor, the cat, and thought that there were felines that had become sentient.

Liu Chaoque kept her distance from this kind of immature teenager. She merely glanced at him lightly, then pushed the stroller around a corner and naturally walked back the way she came.

It's a pity about her nuts. Should we take another route around them? Liu Chaoque thought casually.

The kitten was puzzled by her retreat. It clung to the edge of the stroller, its beautiful golden cat eyes constantly watching the rapidly receding shelves on either side, asking in confusion, "Human, what's wrong with you?"

"I..." Before she could answer, her uncontrollably running feet suddenly came to an abrupt halt, and she lurched forward, her hands instinctively reaching for something to hold onto, using the nearest stroller as support.

The stroller flipped 90 degrees, and the cat holding onto it was pulled away by a suction force and floated into the air.

The black cat meowed, "Human, what's wrong with you? Who's trying to capture me!" It strained with all four limbs, but felt like it was hitting thin air. Because there was no point of leverage, the black cat became very uneasy.

"As expected, this cat of yours is no ordinary creature." A figure that had been seen just a few minutes ago gradually solidified in mid-air. The cat-eyed boy had one hand gripping the cat's neck. The black cat's claws scratched the back of his hand, but he felt nothing. He even looked at the black cat with great interest and said, "Oh, it's a boy!"

The emperor instantly covered his private parts with his tail, gripping the black-eyed man's claws even tighter, his anger intensifying, and his meows were piercing, like a cat being killed.

"Aaaaaah, cough cough, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! You wretched humans! Manman, save me! He's going to kill me, Manman!"

Liu Chaoque stood up, holding onto the shelf next to her. She looked up at the young man floating in the air, frowned, and said, "Give me back my cat." She raised one hand, and a red light flashed across her other hand.

"You humans are quite interesting too." The cat-eyed boy lightly touched the ground with his toes, the force in his hand still enough to make the black cat uncomfortable rather than kill it quickly. He gripped the black cat's neck, seemingly oblivious to the impending danger, and said casually, "Heh, if you want it, I'll give it to you. Beg me..."

His response was a whooshing sound. He instinctively dodged, and a streak of red grazed his face and pierced to the side, a few strands of hair falling with it. The dark-eyed boy's pupils contracted sharply. Before he could react, the long red umbrella that had been retracted attacked his abdomen again. The tip of the umbrella was like a drill. He barely managed to duck and dodge. With a backbend, the long umbrella grazed his face.

Liu Chaoque leaped into the air and slashed the umbrella towards the black cat. The black cat parried with its fists, its arms flailing in pain.

Even so, he didn't put the black cat down, and Liu Chaoque's umbrella didn't harm it in the slightest. However, the wind howled through the umbrella, and the black cat was so frightened that its fur stood on end.

"Meow, meow!" Human, please don't attack indiscriminately! Aaaaaah, I'm going to die!

Liu Chaoque's attack faltered, and the black-eyed youth then remembered that he still had a cat hostage. He grabbed the cat and dared not use the method of choking it, for fear of further angering the other party. In the previous exchange, he had no advantage whatsoever.

He held up the cat, blocking his way: "Don't you want your cat?"

"Are you threatening me?" Liu Chaoque's voice was cold as he thrust the umbrella in his hand toward him, aiming straight for his lower body. The black-eyed boy was unable to defend himself with the black cat and jumped around like a monkey: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it was just a joke."

Liu Chaoque did not respond to him, but his eyes were fixed on the cat in his hand.

The black-eyed boy understood and tossed the cat into the air. Just as Liu Chaoque was about to catch it, the black-eyed boy produced a long, jet-black sword from somewhere and thrust it towards Liu Chaoque. Liu Chaoque instinctively opened her red umbrella, which spun to deflect his attack. She then quickly closed the umbrella, turning defense into offense, and thrust it towards the black-eyed boy's abdomen. However, she was perfectly positioned and caught the black cat with her outstretched arms.

Caught off guard, the black-eyed boy was struck hard by the umbrella. Liu Chaoque twirled her sword with one hand, and the little black cat in her hand did not restrict her movements. The black-eyed boy felt as if he had been run over by a truck. His long sword could only be held in front of his chest to block Liu Chaoque, but he could no longer find an opportunity to attack.

The black-eyed boy coughed up blood repeatedly, clutching his stomach and feigning surrender. "I'm not fighting anymore, I'm not fighting anymore, you can have the cat, I surrender."

Liu Chaoque made a gesture to close her umbrella, but she did not make her weapon disappear, and remained vigilant against any sudden attack.

"Hey, hey. I was just joking, cough cough, I didn't expect you to take it seriously, cough cough." It hurts so much.

"Are you human or a demon?" Liu Chaoque asked, holding an umbrella in front of her.

"Didn't you already have a guess? Why ask again?" The dark-eyed boy gave a bitter smile, realizing he had gone too far.

"Cats becoming spirits? Isn't it said that they can't become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" Liu Chaoque asked, puzzled.

"Then how do you explain this cat in your hand?" The black-eyed boy was speechless.

"He can't transform into human form, so he's a powerful cat, but not a cat that has become a spirit." Liu Chaoque said confidently, and the black cat also made a proud gesture.

The black-eyed boy almost coughed up blood again: "Cough cough, let's talk somewhere else after I remove the barrier."

The place was a mess. The stroller had been kicked far away by Liu Chaoque during the exchange, avoiding being affected. The food on the shelf was torn to pieces, and it looked like it would cost a lot of money to replace.

Liu Chaoque looked at the dark-eyed boy: "You provoked him first, so you deal with it."

The black-eyed boy: "Okay, okay, okay."

He clutched his stomach, waved his hand, and the toppled shelves were moved back to their original positions. The torn packaging was restored to its original state, and the scratches on the ground caused by Liu Chaoque's smashing were smoothed out. With another wave of his hand, the invisible barrier broke open, and the supermarket's special offer loudspeaker resumed its announcements. The people facing off on both sides were quickly spotted by passersby, but they only glanced at them before hurrying away, not daring to cause trouble.

The boy, with his sharp eyes, noticed someone taking out a phone and spoke first: "Let's go to the coffee shop."

Liu Chaoque turned to look at the stroller, only to find that the snacks surrounding the black cat had disappeared. She then looked at the boy with a accusing expression: "Snacks."

"Meow!" "My empire!" The emperor was furious and wanted to castrate the boy to make him a eunuch!

Perhaps, cutting off the testicles would also work?

The boy felt a chill and quickly said, "It's just some snacks. I'll just pay for everything you bought at the supermarket today as an apology. Is that alright?" He was no longer arrogant and waited anxiously for Liu Chaoque's response.

No need to pay, great! "Mm." Liu Chaoque agreed to his apology and went on a shopping spree with the cat. Snacks, meat products, dairy products, braised meat, and expensive foods that they usually wouldn't dare to buy were all devoured by them. The Emperor was also directing Liu Chaoque to catch bread crabs in the seafood area, drooling as he said, "That one is big, that one is big! Manman, let's catch that one."

"King crab? It looks so scary! Manman, have you ever eaten it? Is it delicious?"

"The crab legs are so delicious, what a pity! But since that scoundrel is paying, let's pick the heaviest one!"

Is it really okay for you to make loud cricket noises in front of me?

But seeing the umbrella in Liu Chaoque's hand, he clutched his aching chest, feeling angry but unable to speak out.

However, Liu Chaoque didn't buy much in the end, just three very large strollers and a big bag full of snacks and toys. The black-eyed boy with a bruised and swollen face maintained an unharmed appearance and dutifully pushed two of the strollers.

"Hello, that's 109,688 rings in total. Would you like to pay by card or Alipay?" the cashier asked with a smile.

"Swipe the card." The black-eyed boy took out a black gold card.

"Okay, Black Diamond VIP members can enjoy a 30% discount, the price after the discount is 76,781.6 yuan, rounded down to 76,781 yuan. Here is the receipt, please keep it safe. Because you have purchased too many items, our supermarket can provide home delivery service. Would you like that?"

"Yes, yes," Liu Chaoque hurriedly said.

After the battle, Liu Chaoque returned to her approachable demeanor and appeared completely harmless. However, the black-eyed boy who mistakenly believed her to be harmless was feeling the pain in his body, truly losing both his wife and his army.

"Can we talk somewhere else this time?" The boy watched as Liu Chaoque opened a bag of potato chips and handed it to the little black cat.

"Okay." After spending so much money, Liu Chaoque felt a little empty after the initial joy. How to put it? She had spent so much money, but she could only try a few of the thousands of dollars worth of things. The only things she could keep eating were the potato chips, preserved plums, and sago pearls in her hand.

I guess I'm just not destined for wealth and status.

Despite saying that, Liu Chaoque was still in a good mood and nodded in agreement to his request.

They found a very upscale coffee shop, and for the sake of privacy when discussing their business, they also found a private room.

Looking at the staggered chandeliers, the melodious music, the soft chairs that make you want to collapse and sleep, the floor-to-ceiling windows that offer a direct view of the shimmering river, and the coffee that looks incredibly inviting.

"What's the difference between this coffee that costs several thousand dollars and instant coffee or hand-ground coffee?" Liu Chaoque wondered silently to himself.

Liu Chaoque, who doesn't like coffee and only drinks lattes, looked at the string of zeros following the name and decisively chose a latte, also asking for a sugar cube.

After she finished ordering, the boy opposite her selected Blue Mountain coffee.

"I haven't asked your name yet. What's your name?" Liu Chaoque asked curiously while waiting for the coffee.

"My name is Chongyue. Chong is the Chong in 'overlapping up to the Jade Terrace,' and Yue is the Yue in 'Mount Tai, one of the Five Sacred Mountains.'"

Liu Chaoque nodded: "My name is Si Man."

"Slowpoke? Why did your family give you such a strange name?" Chongyue asked, puzzled.

Liu Chaoque twitched his lips. Heh, who knows? She originally had a foreign name. So many games with names and surnames wouldn't let her wear them. Oh well, at least it's not something like "Winter White Poplar" or "Ice Sorrow." If she wore those, she'd probably either socially dead or commit suicide.

Should I be glad I didn't transmigrate into a martial arts game? If all else fails, I could at least be dressed up as a flower-planting fairy.

Well, I have nowhere to live, so I can only keep company with the flower fairies. It's so sad.

“My human’s name is Si Man. Si is the Si of Si Feng, and Man is the Man of Manjusaka.” The Emperor waved his cat fist and meowed in rebuttal.

Chongyue felt an urge to grab the scruff of its neck again, but the Emperor felt a chill run down his spine and withdrew his hand.

"Manjusaka, isn't that the name of the red spider lily? You might as well say your human is 'Man' (meaning graceful), that would sound better." Chongyue seemed to have thought of something and pointed to the cat next to Liu Chaoque: "Then what's its name? It can't be 'Little Black,' can it?"

He laughed after he finished speaking.

The black cat was furious and slapped him across the face. Chong Yue dodged to the side, and the black cat almost fell to the ground, but Liu Chaoque caught it quickly and gently stroked its ruffled fur, comforting it, "Your Majesty, please calm down. Your Majesty, please calm down. How can I let you do it yourself? Let me do it."

Seeing that Liu Chaoque was ready to fight at the slightest provocation, Chongyue begged for mercy, "Ancestor, please spare me, if you hit me again, I'll really be in trouble."