Welcome to the Misogyny Game

Here's what happened: She took her cat grocery shopping today. The cat was very well-behaved, perched on her shoulder. Because of a previous robbery at the market, Liu Chaoque took a detour to a larger supermarket to replenish her snack supplies.

She wasn't very interested in puffed snacks, but she liked various instant drinks, dried fruit, sausages, tofu, and braised foods. Her milk and dried fruit were almost gone, so she went to the supermarket to buy some more.

Pets are not allowed in the supermarket. Liu Chaoque didn't want to take her cat out, but the cat had probably been locked up at home for a week. When Liu Chaoque reached the entrance, the cat clung to her trouser leg, looking at her pitifully, and said, "I want to go out, I want to go out, please let me out."

Look how wronged the Emperor is.

Liu Chaoque explained to it, "Your Majesty, the sun is so strong outside, it'll dry you out in no time. Aren't you comfortable staying at home with the air conditioning on?"

"No, no, I want to go out! Humans, let me go out!" The black cat started rolling around, and Liu Chaoque's hands itched to pet it. Under its persistent pleading, Liu Chaoque finally gave in, but she still reminded it, "Kittens might not be allowed in the supermarket. You might have to stay next to the cashier."

"Okay, okay," the black cat said, indicating that it had no problem and even found the humans nagging.

Fine……

However, she eventually solved the problem.

Looking at the newly bought baby stroller, Liu Chaoque felt slightly embarrassed as he watched the kind glances from passersby.

"Here, here, I want to buy this!" The little black cat clung to the edge of the cradle, its tiny paws pointing to a row of shelves.

"Want this flavor of fries?"

"I don't want this, I'm tired of this, I want the one next to it!" the kitten began to meow in protest.

Liu Chaoque had no choice but to take the plum-flavored one next to it. The kitten hugged the potato chips contentedly, purring happily.

"Hey girl, your cat is pretty interesting. Does it understand human speech?" an older man asked, his accent sounding like he was from Northeast China.

"Isn't this the color my cat likes? It's quite clever, and it might actually understand human speech, after all, it's a black cat, right?" Liu Chaoque said with great interest, "Judging from your accent, you sound like you're from Northeast China. Which part of Northeast China are you from?"

"Jilin," the uncle readily admitted.

"Oh~ I heard there are many spirits over there, like the Yellow Immortal, the Willow Immortal, and the Fox Immortal. Are they as powerful as my cat?" Liu Chaoque asked curiously.

"Of course, let me tell you, little sister..." Blah blah blah, blah blah blah.

Liu Chaoque thus shifted his focus to that.

After bidding farewell to the enthusiastic Northeasterners, Liu Chaoque still wanted to remind the Emperor of his behavior. The man was just curious and didn't mean any harm to the cat. What if some people saw how powerful the cat was and tried to kidnap the Emperor or dissect it for experiments?

"I will not be so easily caught by two-legged beasts," the black cat said proudly.

“But even the best can make mistakes, and even the best horses can stumble…” Liu Chaoque was still worried.

"Alright, alright, since that's the case, I'll just stay quiet and follow my lead," the black cat conceded.

"Good!" Liu Chaoque was satisfied.

Cats have very limited preferences. Apart from disliking the strange taste and bitterness of chocolate, they accept all kinds of sweets and puffed foods. Liu Chaoque is very worried that they will become fat.

"How could that be? I only had a couple of bites, how could I get fat?" the black cat said matter-of-factly.

"Yes, yes, I even bought a big bucket of desiccant because of all those snacks you opened but didn't finish at once. There are still potato chips you didn't finish ten days ago at home," Liu Chaoque said speechlessly.

"Hehe." The black cat was embarrassed, and muttered under its breath, "Didn't I share it with you? But you didn't eat it."

"These potato chips are so greasy, and you still insist on picking weird flavors. I really can't do it!" Liu Chaoque almost roared to the sky, but in the end, she just burped.

"Then I'll take less," the black cat said weakly.

"Hmph." Although Liu Chaoque was still not satisfied, she knew that this was the biggest concession the black cat had made, so she decided to keep trying.

"Human! I saw it first!" Liu Chaoque almost thought the Emperor was speaking in public! Liu Chaoque subconsciously looked at the black cat, who also shook its head in confusion and meowed unhappily: "Human, I would never speak to you so arrogantly, it is not in accordance with my manners."

"Yes, Your Majesty is a well-mannered cat." Liu Chaoque purred the kitten's bristling fur.

Only then did the black cat turn its head with Liu Chaoque to look in the direction of the voice, satisfied. It had white fur, a round face, and a pair of cat-like eyes.

Liu Chaoque couldn't help but suspect that this was one of the emperor's companions in human form.

The Emperor was also surprised: "Hey, this person is... actually quite cute."

Liu Chaoque, who thought the black cat was saying something: ...