I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

[Old man: Ma what Mei?]

[You're still the best! This modified car is almost as good as a Transformer.]

Don't even mention it, old men are practically invincible on the road. The worst thing about driving is encountering an unreasonable old man.

Li Chuanze was almost driven half to death by the old man's anger, but he still patiently explained in a gentle voice.

It's so pathetic no matter how you look at it.

Mu Weiyue shrank her neck and hid behind Li Chuanze, genuinely afraid of being attacked with spittle.

"Sir, it's illegal to drive a modified car on the road. The fine is 500 yuan."

"What utter bullshit!"

Upon hearing about the fine, the old man started arguing unreasonably: "Nobody said anything when I was driving before! Are you trying to extort money from me?!"

Li Chuanze almost broke down on the spot.

"Sir, this is a bit unreasonable. I've already said it's illegal. What if something happens?"

Li Chuanze took a deep breath, afraid that he would have a heart attack from anger.

"Pah! It's not like you're the one who got involved in this mess, mind your own business!"

"I'm definitely driving this car today!"

As he spoke, the old man lay down in the middle of the road, attracting a lot of onlookers.

The cars behind were blocked by an old man lying across the middle of the road, forcing them to stop and honk their horns frantically.

Li Chuanze had no other choice but to grab the old man and say, "Get out of the way!"

Who knew that the old man was like an old mudfish, not only refusing to get up no matter what, but also punching and kicking Li Chuanze when he got close.

drip-

Behind me, car horns were blaring incessantly.

This was the first time Mu Weiyue had encountered such a situation, and she was completely dumbfounded.

Li Chuanze, who was on duty in place of the old man, stood there and was scolded by the old man lying on the ground for a full ten minutes.

The old man kept spewing out the most offensive things, and even made a phone call to call for backup.

Li Chuanze had never encountered such a rogue or scoundrel before.

[President Li has encountered an even more extreme version of a shrew.]

The only thing that can compete is a fully insured semi-trailer.

What a hellish joke.

The ambulance was stuck in the middle of the road because of a car blocking the way and an old man. Just as it was about to turn around and change its route, it found itself sandwiched between two vehicles and had no choice but to keep blaring its siren.

The ambulance driver leaned out and shouted, "Sir, could you please move aside? There's a patient in the ambulance who can't be delayed!"

Seeing that more and more cars were parking there, seriously affecting order, Mu Weiyue reasoned with the old man and appealed to his emotions.

To everyone's surprise, the old man tilted his head to the side.

"What's it to me!"

"You old bastard...don't you have any conscience?!"

"Pah! I'm not leaving today!"

The old man spat at Li Chuanze and the traffic police.

Even Li Chuanze was quite angry.

The traffic police nearby wanted to take forceful measures to drag the person away and make way.

Just as I passed by, the old man started throwing a tantrum, rolling around on the ground and blocking the middle of the road with his modified car, uttering some harsh words.

"No way! Go ahead and drive your car over me if you dare!"

Just as the family members in the ambulance were about to jump out and beat up the person in the ambulance, a cool-looking electric scooter drove recklessly into the frame—

boom!

"what!"

After letting out a scream, the old man was sent flying and rolled twice on the ground.

Like a god descending to earth, Si Qian drove his electric scooter with Pei Li as a passenger, smoothly parking the vehicle on the side of the road with a graceful turn, and gave the camera a cool salute.

"surprise!"

Flipping a motorcycle~

Tashi Delek~

Holy crap! Where did these two come from?

[Hahaha, with my strong teacher on the job, one is worth two!]

[The old man never expected to run into such a tough opponent today, hahaha.]

[My teacher, Strong, really steps up when needed. A couple of days ago I thought this scooter was embarrassing, but now I'm actually thinking of buying one.]

[Order placed, don't miss out.]

The traffic police looked at Si Qian as if she were their benefactor. Mu Weiyue took the opportunity to run up and tow away the illegally modified car, clearing a path for them.

Traffic resumed, and the ambulance sped off, sparks flying everywhere.

Pei Li, whose brains were almost shaken to their core, got out of the car and leaned against a tree, hunching over, before he could recover for a long time.

Just as I turned around, I saw the old man's son rushing over angrily.

"You dare lay a hand on my dad, you damned woman, you'd better pay me back!"

As he spoke, he aimed a punch directly at Si Qian.

At the critical moment, Pei Li rushed forward and stood in front of Si Qian, taking the blow himself.

boom!

Pei Li groaned, closed his eyes, and fell into Si Qian's arms, then vomited a mouthful of blood onto the ground.

Still unaware of the situation, Si Qian caught the person before her mind could process it.

At this moment, the person lying in her arms quietly tugged at Si Qian's sleeve and winked at her from an angle that others couldn't see.

Si Qian immediately understood Pei Li's meaning and burst into tears.

"Waaaaah... Pei Li, don't scare me!"

"Don't die!"

"What will I do if you die! How am I supposed to live after you abandon us, a widow and her children!"

"You still have an elderly father, sob sob sob... Can you bear to watch him, an old man with white hair, bury his young son?"

Pei Li, lying in Si Qian's arms, curled his fingers slightly and whispered a reminder that only the two of them could hear.

"You overdid it a bit, huh?"

"Shut up!"

Si Qian pressed his head into her arms and continued to wail.

Only the sound was heard, but no tears were seen.

The emotions are performed for the sake of Heaven.

[No performances of any size or scale allowed!]

[President Pei: It's just a staged accident, don't act like anyone can't do that!]

[These two are quite clever. Strong just bumped into someone, and who knows how this father and son will try to extort money later? Now that they've been punched, they can at least try and extort some money back.]

The old man, who had been knocked flying by Si Qian, grabbed his son and supported his back, shouting, "They have to pay us!"

"Dad, don't worry, I'll definitely ask for more today!"

As he spoke, the old man's son came up and tried to pull Pei Li away.

Si Qian held the person tightly in her arms and, imitating the old man, spat at the two of them.

Pei Li, who was quietly playing the role of a dead person, simply closed his eyes and planned to take a nap.

To everyone's surprise, the next second, Si Qian simply left him by the roadside and walked away.

Pei Li, with his eyes closed: "??"

A pitiful roar echoed in my ears—

"If he dies, I'll make you all pay with your lives!"

What's that noise?

After saying that, Si Qian stood up and went crazy on the spot.

He rushed over, grabbed the old man's son, and slapped him several times with both hands.

The old man's son wasn't one to be trifled with either; he touched half a brick from the roadside flowerbed...

Before he could even make a move, Si Qian grabbed his hand and slammed it against her head, then her vision went black and she fell straight down.

Before she closed her eyes, she heard Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze's voices.

And Director Zheng's wailing and howling off-screen—

"Asako, don't die!"

……

I woke up again in the hospital.

Si Qian, who was on her deathbed, sat up abruptly, and Pei Li, Mu Weiyue, and Li Chuanze surrounded her, along with Director Zheng, who was crying and wailing as if he were going to die, and Director Wu, who disliked Director Zheng.

A dozen pairs of eyes were fixed on Si Qian.

"How are you feeling? Does the wound hurt?"

Si Qian subconsciously touched her bandaged wound, looked at everyone, and murmured something—

"Did those two idiots lose money?"