I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.
Chapter 86 Are you dressed like this to go hunting?
Si Qian returned the card to Gu Shiyu and quickly sent him away. Turning to face Pei Li, she noticed that Ji Mingxuan, who was watching the show, was following behind Pei Li.
What are you two doing here?
"I came over because you weren't here."
Pei Li walked up to Si Qian and, glancing at the cold drink in her hand, took it from her: "I just made some fresh juice, it's at room temperature."
Ji Mingxuan couldn't stand seeing the two of them being so affectionate, so he came over without a word, trying to push Pei Li aside.
However, Pei Li, who was observant and had all the right ears, already knew his next move.
So they struck first before Ji Mingxuan could make a move.
"Look, a flying saucer!"
Ji Mingxuan subconsciously turned around, and Pei Li took advantage of his unpreparedness to send him flying from his spot.
"Get out of here!"
Caught off guard, Ji Mingxuan was knocked two meters away by Pei Li, his body falling backward and sprawling on the ground.
Finally, Pei Li clapped his hands, looked at Ji Mingxuan who was lying on the ground staring at him like a little wolf cub, and slowly raised a middle finger.
Ji Mingxuan, who was grimacing from the fall, got up from the ground and pitifully looked up at Si Qian like a lost puppy.
"Teacher Si..."
哟?
Did you run into a male scheming woman?
Having already mastered various tea-tasting skills during his three years of immersion in tea culture in 1748, Pei Li never expected to witness such skills in a man one day.
The cunning strategist 1748 appeared on time to pave a smooth road for his host.
[Host, remember that cuteness is nothing compared to sexiness.]
Women all like sexy guys.
Go seduce her and take care of that pretentious brat!
What you can't have always stirs your heart. The elusive nature of being close yet distant gives her a feeling of being coy and veiled, which is incredibly alluring.
"clear!"
Although over the past three years, Pei Li has doubted countless times that the system he is bound to seems a bit shady.
However, the methods and suggestions put forward are quite practical.
Just as Si Qian was about to speak, Pei Li suddenly unbuttoned two buttons on his shirt and walked in front of Si Qian, directly blocking Ji Mingxuan behind him.
"Mr. Krabs, my dog can do backflips, do you want to go check it out?"
Si Qian reluctantly looked away from Pei Li's collar and said decisively, "Look!"
Ji Mingxuan: "??"
Pei Li turned around and greeted Ji Mingxuan: "Little brother, you're still too green."
After saying that, Pei Li was about to pull Si Qian away.
Ji Mingxuan quickly blocked their path, staring intently at their clasped hands.
Raising his head, Ji Mingxuan looked at Pei Li with a hatred that made him want to kill him.
"Let go! She's not yours!"
"She is not mine, but I am hers."
Pei Li gripped Si Qian's hand, tightening his grip even more.
In short, Ji Mingxuan was left speechless.
……
After Pei Li led Si Qian away, Gu Shiyu, who had been eavesdropping from the shadows, came in from outside and said, "Tsk, you're pretty useless."
Another presumptuous little brat has appeared.
Ji Mingxuan turned his head away: "It's better than you calling someone's father."
It's unclear which word touched a nerve, but Gu Shiyu slammed his fist on the cutting board.
"Get lost! If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!"
"Idiot!"
Ji Mingxuan crossed his arms and stared in the direction Si Qian had left, feeling inexplicably irritated.
Why are they all eyeing his Teacher Si?
So annoying!
I want to make specimens of these people and hang them on the wall!
……
"Where's your dog that could do backflips?"
Inside Pei Li's room, Si Qian casually sat down on the sofa.
Pei Li spread his hands: "I don't have a dog, but I can show you my abs. Do you want to?"
As he spoke, he generously lifted the hem of his shirt.
Si Qianteng suddenly stood up from the sofa, his pupils dilated, and he took a few steps back.
She spoke in a solemn tone—
"Sorry, I only do pure romance. Even if you stood naked in front of me, I wouldn't be so polite!"
After saying that, there was a loud bang.
Si Qian closed the door.
Pei Li: "??"
Inside the room, Si Qian, driven by lust, groped Pei Li, touching his abs and face, and occasionally letting out a lewd whistle.
It's not that I can't afford male models, it's just that Pei Li is more cost-effective.
However, even after going to such lengths, 1748 was still not satisfied with Pei Li's seduction.
"No, are you dressed like that to go hunting?"
[Host, if you're feeling cold, turn left and go uphill. There's a shopping mall nearby where electric blankets cost 299 each.]
[Host, you should at least take off a couple more layers. Forget scheming, you're even having trouble seducing a green bean.]
Pei Li couldn't help but ask the first question he'd posed in three years: "Are you a legitimate system?"
He felt like he was learning all sorts of unorthodox and unorthodox things.
1748 guarantees: [It's all serious, so you can rest assured, host.]
Pei Li fell silent.
How could he feel at ease?
……
After breakfast and tidying up the room, the guests came downstairs at nine o'clock in the morning.
The three, Ace, King, and Navy, were all dressed in camouflage uniforms and stood in a row.
Director Zheng chuckled: "I'm sure you've all had enough of standing at attention these past few days. Today, let's do something different—let's catch the drill instructors!"
"City Escape Rules: At the start of the game, we will randomly place three instructors in various locations. Within eight hours, the ten guests must catch all three instructors to win the game. During this period, everyone can find NPCs to complete tasks and obtain the instructors' locations or random item cards. Conversely, instructors can also obtain member elimination cards by completing tasks to randomly eliminate members."
After the rules were announced, a group of guests sighed.
Liu Ye: "So you've been making up for my missed morning runs these past few days by doing this."
Mu Weiyue: "You've hit the nail on the head."
Lü Yao: "Even if we get the instructor designation, what if we can't outrun them?"
Director Zheng: "The random item card includes a time-pause card! The winner gets an extra treat tonight! An extra treat!"
The guests, who had just been listless, suddenly raised their heads and became alert, entering a state of high alert.
[Youqian, you really know how to scold guests!]
I feel so sorry for Xiao Ge when he was hospitalized because of athlete's foot...
This isn't training the guests; it's trying to kill them.
No wonder this show is called "Love You Till I Die" (or "Love You Till I Die").
At the start of the game, the three instructors are randomly placed in every corner of the city.
All ten guests came out.
Following the directions from the fans outside the venue, Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue quickly arrived at their first task point—to stand guard for the traffic police for fifteen minutes.
I thought this task would be very simple, but less than five minutes after I started, an old man rode off on his illegally modified eight-wheeled vehicle loaded with cardboard.
Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue stopped the old man.
Li Chuanze explained to the old man in a gentle voice, "Sir, illegally modified vehicles are not allowed on the road."
"what?"
The old man was hard of hearing, so he asked again.
"Modified cars are not allowed on the road."
What car?
"Modified cars aren't allowed on the road?"
"What road?"
When Li Chuanze repeated it for the third time, he had already lost patience.
Modified cars are not allowed on the road!
The old man heard it clearly this time.
"Pah!"
He spat directly at Li Chuanze: "What kind of twisted logic is this?"
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