I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Chapter 88 What does Fishman feel when watching SpongeBob SquarePants?

[Are you Mr. Krabs reincarnated in your past life, sis?]

[The first thing he did after getting hit with a brick was to ask if he had been compensated; how terrifying!]

Sis, aren't you overdoing it?

Pei Li quickly pressed her back down, afraid that she would faint again due to emotional distress.

"They paid the medical expenses!"

"I've asked my assistant to negotiate the compensation."

Hearing this, Si Qian breathed a sigh of relief.

I glanced at the time; there were still six hours left until the game ended.

"Let's go find the instructor!"

She absolutely has to have this feast today!

As she spoke, Si Qian lifted the covers and was about to get out of bed.

Seven or eight Er Kang hands reached out and pressed her back down.

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush!"

Director Zheng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead; only he knew how terrified he was when he saw Si Qian collapse.

"It's not too late for you to rest a little longer."

He no longer craves romance; he's content as long as the guests are alive.

……

Despite the farce, Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze successfully obtained the time-stopping item card and set off for their next mission location.

Inside the ward, Director Zheng and Director Wu left, leaving only Pei Li to stay by Si Qian's side to take care of her.

Why did you suddenly attack just now?

After a long pause, Pei Li finally voiced his doubts.

After all, they were the ones who hit me first, so if I call the police, they'll be in the right. But I got punched, so I can just smooth things over by getting rid of these two things.

But Si Qian suddenly retaliated, and the fight quickly turned into a brawl.

Although the other party ultimately didn't gain anything, it was still a losing proposition no matter how you looked at it.

He got hit by a brick for nothing.

Unexpectedly, Si Qian angrily punched the bed after hearing this.

"Nonsense! Even though I hit his dad, why should he hit you?"

What an unreasonable statement!

But he really liked it!

Suppressing a fleeting joy in his heart, Pei Li couldn't help but smile as he looked at Si Qian.

"So you hit him just now to avenge me?"

"Because he hurt you first, I was provoked into having a psychotic episode and couldn't control myself, so I hit him. Is that right?"

Si Qian did not answer directly, but instead emphasized the cause-and-effect relationship.

It's alright if Pei Li can't take action.

As long as it's convenient for her!

If a person with intermittent mental illness takes action under circumstances of provocation, threats, or other inappropriate stimulation from others, they generally do not bear legal responsibility.

"So why did you just inexplicably hit yourself with a brick...?"

"Have you ever seen a normal person hit themselves with a brick for no reason?"

Si Qian retorted with a question.

Pei Li understood her meaning almost instantly.

"From now on, at your command, I will support you to become the new queen!"

"Rise!"

……

What happened to the four people at the intersection today was captured on live stream and filmed by netizens who happened to be watching, and then posted online.

The patient's family members in the ambulance at the time spoke up to express their gratitude for Si Qian, and some resourceful netizens even dug up Si Qian's medical records from the hospital's psychiatric department.

This illness made Si Qian famous overnight.

Of course, during this period, rivals also sent online trolls to spread the video of Si Qian driving the founder all over the place and accused her of being malicious.

But netizens these days aren't idiots; they can tell what's important and what's not.

Contrary to expectations, there was no overwhelming criticism. The top three most upvoted comments were:

Sister Si is awesome!

Article Two —

[I'll start by saying I'm being sarcastic: there are over 4000 gossip and spreading rumors.]

Article 3—

[You deserve to be a criminal, and you're even feeling sorry for him? He's old, unreasonable, unlicensed, uninsured, has no money but his life, is riddled with illnesses, will drown you in his spittle, like father, like son, and prone to staged accidents—his buffs are all stacked up. His fighting power is second only to a psychopath!]

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After resting for less than twenty minutes, Si Qian pulled Pei Li out of the hospital to continue recording the rest of the program.

I have to say the quality of the e-bike from the brand is pretty impressive; it was dropped several times and it's still in good condition.

Seeing this, Director Wu was still shaken: "Qian, why don't you go and rest for a while?"

"No need, I'm already looking forward to going to work! I'm going to work hard!"

Si Qian shook her head and hopped on her electric scooter.

The staff around her all stared at her in horror.

There are actually people who enjoy going to work?

Did that brick just rupture her brain nerves?

Now I know how Squidward feels watching SpongeBob SquarePants.

This isn't even a question of whether the drawing is abstract or not; quickly, bring me my peach wood sword!

I don't care what kind of filth you are, get off my strong teacher right now!

The thought of having to go to work tomorrow makes my heart ache.

The thought of getting paid tonight filled her with boundless enthusiasm for going to work.

However, this only applies to today.

The pay for variety shows is usually transferred to the company, then taxes are paid, and then all sorts of messy procedures are followed before the money is finally received.

Si Qian had already figured out what she would do with the money.

Following directions from passersby, the two wandered through the city in search of NPCs or instructors.

Passing by a roadside stall, Si Qian stared at the crispy fried starch sausages and her mouth watered.

Seeing that she didn't move for a while, Pei Li, who was sitting in the back, poked his head out.

"Do you want to buy it?"

"Not buying."

Si Qian answered without hesitation.

"No money?"

Si Qian did not answer, but nodded and turned to ask Pei Li.

"Boss, do you have enough for living expenses?"

"enough."

"Transfer some to me if you have enough. Don't say I'm shameless. Put yourself in my shoes. Who buys all the shoes you wear? Yes, you buy them all yourself. But who buys all the food and drinks you eat and drink? I admit you buy them yourself too, but have you ever considered whether it's too selfish of you to buy so many things for yourself? Why don't you buy some for me?"

Pei Li: "?"

Good grief, you've been waiting here for a while now?

[That's crazy, it made me laugh for no reason.]

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As they were talking, Pei Li had already taken out his phone and tapped on the transfer page.

"How much?"

Are you serious?

Is it too late for me to change my name to Si Qian?

[Please transfer some to me too, I'll immediately follow the #LosingMoney# hashtag.]

Wait, did you really manage to talk about the God of Wealth?

Si Qian: "Transfer 0.32 to me."

Pei Lizheng paused, his hand about to transfer the money, thinking he had misheard.

"How many?"

"Give me 32 cents."

Is that clear enough?

Although he didn't understand why Si Qian wanted Sanmao Er, he still obediently turned around.

After receiving payment, Si Qian got out of the car with her phone and scanned the boss's QR code.

A short while later, she came over carrying a bag of starch sausages, took one out of it, and handed it to Pei Li.

Here, take it!

"Huh... eh?"

Director Zheng, who was just halfway through sighing, suddenly had a starch sausage stuffed into his mouth. He subconsciously looked up and asked, "I have one too?"

"All."

Si Qian pointed to Director Wu, who was eating heartily next to her.

I got back on my electric scooter.

Pei Li leaned closer curiously: "Why did you ask for 32 cents just now?"

"I'll round up the balance to a whole number."

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